TL;DR
서버는 RSA를 통해 jokes 문자열을 암호문으로 보내주고, 이를 복호화한 평문으로 제출하는 라운드를 10번 반복하면 solve.
즉, $ c=m^e mod N$을 만족하는 $m$을 찾는 것이다.
Analysis
server.py
from Crypto.Util.number import getPrime, GCD, bytes_to_long, long_to_bytes
from random import randint
from jokes import get_joke
from secret import flag
def rsa(nbits=1024, d_bits=256):
p = getPrime(nbits // 2)
q = getPrime(nbits // 2)
N = p * q
phi = (p - 1) * (q - 1)
d_max = 2**d_bits
while True:
d = randint(2, d_max)
if GCD(d, phi) == 1:
break
from Crypto.Util.number import inverse
e = inverse(d, phi)
return N, e, d
correct_count = 0
for i in range(10):
print(f"\n=== Challenge {i+1}/10 ===")
N, e, d = rsa()
print("N =", hex(N))
print("e =", hex(e))
joke = get_joke()
message_int = bytes_to_long(joke.encode())
ciphertext = pow(message_int, e, N)
print("Encrypted message:", hex(ciphertext))
print("Can you decrypt this message?")
user_input = input("Enter the decrypted message: ").strip()
if user_input == joke:
print("Correct!")
correct_count += 1
else:
print("Wrong! The correct message was:", joke)
break
if correct_count == 10:
print(f"\n🎉 Congratulations! You solved all 10 challenges!")
print(f"Here's your flag: {flag}")
else:
print(f"\nYou got {correct_count}/10 correct. Try again!")TL;DR에서 나온게 진짜 전부인 간단한 문제이다.
jokes.py
import random
joke_list = [
'Why did the function go global? It wanted more scope.',
'What do you call a dog that loves important points? A focus pup!',
'Why did the watermelon break up? It couldn\'t handle the pressure!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at speech therapy? A talk fish!',
'Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? Swarm.',
'What do you call a dancing ocelot? A wild cat dancer!',
'What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf.',
'How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.',
'What’s a zombie’s favorite burger? One with a lot of bite!',
'Why did the network feel quick? Fast routing.',
'I know a lot about wind turbines. I’m a big fan.',
'What do you call a dancing marten? a tree dancer!',
'Why don\'t programmers like nature? There\'s too many bugs.',
'Swords will never go obsolete. They\'re cutting edge technology.',
'The other day someone left plasticine in my house. I didn\'t know what to make of it.',
'Why did the patch feel precise? Targeted changes.',
'What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.',
'Why can\'t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it\'d be a foot!',
'How does bread flirt? “I like the way you roll!”',
'Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing.',
'What did the fruit do when it liked someone? It cherry-picked them!',
'Sorry I\'ve been away for a while, I was at the fabric shop looking for new material.',
'What has a face but no eyes, nose, or mouth? A clock.',
'Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing… and the wine!',
'Why don\'t banshees ever feel quiet? They\'re always wailing!',
'Why don\'t phoenixes ever feel old? They\'re reborn young!',
'An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house. He goes nowhere.',
'My wife... its difficult to say what she does... She sells seashells on the seashore.',
'Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze!',
'What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.',
'What did the Earth say to the other planets? “You guys have no life!”',
'What do you call a group of tomatoes that are always working hard? A bunch of hard-working tomatoes.',
'I buy a different brand of cling flim every time I go to the shops. Just to keep things fresh.',
'Velcro... What a rip-off.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to joke? A pun pup!',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting referenced? A Pop Culture Icon.',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a messenger? A deliver-er!',
'A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”',
'What do you call a fish that\'s also a lawyer? A legal eagle ray!',
'Why did the British get a speeding ticket? He was driving on the wrong side of the road.',
'I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn\'t come with a driver. I can\'t believe I have nothing to chauffer it.',
'What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock!',
'I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.',
'Why did the watermelon get a speeding ticket? Because it was driving melon crazy.',
'Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a Brie.',
'Why did the whiskey always write a diary? It wanted to bottle up memories.',
'Why did the UI feel colorful? Nice palette.',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a mechanic? A fix-er!',
'I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”',
'Why did the algorithm feel greedy? Took everything.',
'"My Dog has no nose." "How does he smell?" "Awful"',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at simon says? An obedient fish!',
'Why don\'t selenium supplements ever feel oxidized? They fight free radicals!',
'What do you call a duck that gets all A\'s? A wise quacker!',
'Why did the server feel strong? It handled many requests.',
'Why do basketball players love donuts? Because they can dunk them.',
'Why did the beer file a lawsuit? It got tapped.',
'Why did the cucumber blush? It saw the salad dressing.',
'Why did the man take a paper and pencil to bed? He wanted to draw the curtains.',
'Why was the code snippet popular? It was reusable.',
'Why did the script get promoted? It executed perfectly.',
'Why did the developer go to therapy? They had too many unresolved issues.',
'What do you call a group of caterpillars that are always ugly? A hideous horde!',
'When phone ringing Dad says \'If it\'s for me don\'t answer it.\'',
'Why did the vodka break up with the ice? It felt watered down.',
'What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.',
'Why don\'t nightmares ever feel pleasant? They\'re scary dreams!',
'Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the sea-weed.',
'Why did the watermelon go to the police? It was driving melon crazy.',
'How does a belt keep his pants up? With belt loops!',
'Why did the grape never gossip? It didn’t want to wine about others.',
'Why did the Serbian mushroom get invited to parties? Because he was a fungi.',
'I’d tell you a joke about an alcoholic, but I don’t want to beer responsible.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at hot potato? A quick fish!',
'Why did the server love weekends? Less traffic.',
'Why was the laptop sad after a race? It was ex-haused!',
'What do you call a dog that loves to condense? A concentrated pup!',
'What happened when two slices of bread went on a date? It was loaf at first sight.',
'Why don\'t clouds ever get parking tickets? They always find a space!',
'Why did the tequila always dress well? It wanted to look sharp.',
'Why did the developer go broke? They kept spending all their cache.',
'I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a carpenter? A build-er!',
'Why don\'t sorcerers ever feel powerless? They command dark magic!',
'What do you call a cat that loves to cook? A chef cat!',
'Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.',
'How do Scottish dogs keep cool? By chasing their tails under the kilt.',
'Why was the log file small? It rotated regularly.',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting awards? An Oscar Winner.',
'Why don\'t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.',
'My wife just split up with me because I\'ve got a pasta fetish. I\'m feeling cannelloni right now.',
'My kids should have been born in a different decade because it\'s cheaper by the dozen.',
'Why did the API feel consistent? Standardized endpoints.',
'Why don\'t apparitions ever feel real? They\'re supernatural!',
'Why did the build feel proud? Released on time.',
'Why did the function feel clever? Optimized algorithm.',
'Why did the CSS feel tidy? Organized selectors.',
'Why did the balloon burst? Because it saw a lolly pop!',
'Why did the Polish farmer dig a hole? He wanted to plant a sausage.',
'Why did the wine keep its distance? It didn’t want to be pressed.',
'What do ghosts call their true love? Their ghoul-friend',
'How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.',
'What has a beginning but no end? A circle.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at nostalgic steps? A memory fish!',
'Why did the pie go to school? It wanted to be a little tart-er.',
'Why did the pizza maker go broke? He just couldn’t make enough dough.',
'Why did the rum get a medal? It was a high performer in spirits.',
'Why did the priest always carry a calendar? To date his sermons.',
'What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at starter steps? A novice fish!',
'Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Do all of you want a drink?” The first logician says, “I don’t know.” The second logician says, “I don’t know.” The third logician says, “Yes!”',
'What did the firefighter say when he put out the fire at the shoe factory? Oh the boots I’ve seen.',
'Why did the code feel fast? Optimized loops.',
'Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.',
'Why did the sandwich go to the doctor? It was feeling bread inside.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to dive? A aquatic pup!',
'Have you met my friend Annette? She\'s married to a fisherman.',
'Why did the log feel accurate? Correct timestamps.',
'19. Why do we need a travel agent in Antarctica? To break the ice.',
'What\'s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.',
'Why did the avocado feel healthy? It was full of good fats!',
'What do you call a group of strawberries that are always having fun? A bunch of strawberry shortcakes.',
'Why did the Israeli hummus feel proud? It was smashing.',
'I went to a silent auction. I won a dog whistle and two mimes.',
'Why couldn\'t the kid see the pirate movie? Because it was rated arrr!',
'What do you call a train that goes to the beach? A sandcastle.',
'Why did the CSS feel pretty? Flexbox magic.',
'What has a beginning but no end? A story.',
'Why couldn\'t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.',
'Old C programmers don\'t die, they\'re just cast into void.',
'How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 or 2? 1... or 2?',
'Why did the German sausage wear a hat? It was a bit frank.',
'How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.',
'Why was the priest a good dancer? He had soul.',
'Why did the algorithm feel light? It had low complexity.',
'What do you call a fish that loves exploring? An adventure fish!',
'What do you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers.',
'Why did the patch feel clean? Minimal change.',
'What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moo-sician!',
'How do you stop a rhino from charging? Take away its credit card!',
'A programmer walks into a bar and orders 1.38 root beers. The bartender informs her it\'s a root beer float. She says \'Make it a double!\'',
'Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin? He kept calling it bytecoin and didn\'t get any.',
'What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated!',
'What do you call a cat that loves to create? An artist cat!',
'I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.',
'I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!',
'Why don\'t plutonium supplements ever feel weak? They\'re incredibly potent!',
'Why did the query feel confident? Optimized execution.',
'I\'m so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.',
'Why did the sock cross the road? To get to the other foot!',
'What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who stands in front of a door? Matt.',
'How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None that\'s a hardware problem',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at decorating? An interior design fish!',
'What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can\'t talk!',
'Want to hear a joke about construction? I\'m still working on it.',
'Why did the API feel logical? Correct response codes.',
'What do you call a dancing flat-headed cat? A swamp dancer!',
'What do you call a dog that loves to garden? A green paw!',
'Why did the CSS feel trendy? Animations.',
'Why do pirates not know the alphabet? They always get stuck at "C".',
'Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it\'s so time-consuming.',
'Why don\'t toasters ever feel burnt out? They stay positive!',
'Why did the erbium feel pink? It gave glass a pink color!',
'Why was the API so supportive? It always returned help.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at life? A living fish!',
'Why did the Dutch bike need support? It was two-tired.',
'Why was the math notebook feeling sad? It had too many problems.',
'Why don\'t thermometers ever feel sick? They monitor health!',
'What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.',
'Why was the HDD nostalgic? It spun stories.',
'What do you call a boomerang that won\'t come back? A stick.',
'What’s an elephant’s favorite Star Wars character? TUSKan Raiders.',
'An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, \'Can I join you?\'',
'I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.',
'Why did the banana wear sunscreen? To prevent peeling!',
'Why did the trucker put peanut butter in his radiator? He wanted a smooth, creamy ride.',
'Little old lady who? I didn\'t know you could yodel!',
'What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino.',
'Why did the commit history get confusing? Too many branches.',
'Why did the log feel informative? Detailed output.',
'What did the physicist shout when they found water? H2O!',
'Why don\'t silver supplements ever feel tarnished? They\'re naturally bright!',
'Cleaning with children in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.',
'Why did the man bring string to the bar? He wanted to tie one on.',
'Why do parents always say, "Because I said so?" "Because science" isn\'t always a good enough explanation.',
'What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don\'t know and I don\'t care.',
'How do you help someone who’s lost in prayer? Show them the way.',
'How do locomotives see? Through the locomotive!',
'What do you call a pea with the flu? A sick-pea (chickpea).',
'Why don\'t scientists trust stairs? Because they\'re always up to something!',
'Why did the network feel happy? No errors.',
'Why did the database feel quick? Indexed tables.',
'Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!',
'What do you call a dog that loves to organize? A planner pup!',
'Why did the data scientist bring a ladder? To reach the next level of abstraction.',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting talked about? A Meme.',
'What do you call a fish that’s been to Wendy’s? A Frosty.',
'Why did the train conductor get fired? He kept ringing the bell for no reason.',
'What did one beer say to the other? “You’re brew-tiful!”',
'Why was the program happy? It ran without exceptions.',
'Why don\'t compasses ever get lost? They always point north!',
'Why did the patch feel confident? Passed QA.',
'Why was the code editor relaxing? It supported all languages.',
'What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!',
'Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice? It said, “concentrate.”',
'Why did the vodka visit the dentist? It had a bad case of the spirits.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at tennis? A racket fish!',
'What did the zucchini say to its dietitian? “I’m all about that squash life.”',
'Why did the cucumber get married? Because it wanted to be in a pickle.',
'Why was the computer hot? It was overclocked.',
'What’s grey and white on the inside and yellow on the outside? An elephant that ate a banana.',
'Why don\'t razors ever feel dull? They stay cutting edge!',
'Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn\'t get arrays.',
'Why do sprinters make bad teachers? Because they’re always rushing the class!',
'Why did the chicken go to the doctor? It had a fowl taste in its mouth.',
'Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated? He was Bjorn again',
'What do you call a fish that loves reading? A literate fish!',
'Why did the server like music? It could handle many requests.',
'Why was the build system fast? It cached results.',
'Look! I\'m wearing a Thai.',
'What do you call eight hobbits? A hobbyte.',
'What do you call a monkey that loves chips? A chipmunk!',
'Why did the champagne burp? It had too much bubbly.',
'What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.',
'Why did the man keep his trumpet in the freezer? He liked cool music.',
'What do you call a horse that can play football? Neigh-mar.',
'Why did the Spanish tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.',
'Why are "Dad Jokes" so good? Because the punchline is apparent.',
'Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at traditional steps? A classic fish!',
'What do you call a group of ants that are always arguing? A bickering swarm!',
'I swallowed some Tippex last night. I woke up this morning with a massive correction.',
'Give me ambiguity or give me something else.',
'Why did the patch feel kind? Helped other modules.',
'What do you call a werewolf who can swim very fast? A wolf-stroke!',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a taxi driver? A rider-er!',
'What has a mouth but doesn’t talk? A black hole in the abyss.',
'What do you call a scientist who is always getting into trouble? A mad scientist.',
'Why did the bartender dislike winter? Too many chilled drinks.',
'Why did the cloud make friends? It wanted more connections.',
'Why did the browser fail its test? It couldn\'t handle cookies.',
'Why did the UI feel warm? Cozy colors.',
'Why did the cough drop feel soothing? It smoothed things over!',
'Why did the build feel strong? Parallelized execution.',
'Why was the API responsive? It replied quickly.',
'Why don\'t eggs tell jokes? Because they would crack each other up.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at math? A calculator fish!',
'What do you call a phone that gives you presents? Santa Call!',
'Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Because it couldn’t find a date.',
'Why did the function smile? Its arguments were valid.',
'What do you call an elephant that’s always getting into trouble with the law? A law-breaking elephant!',
'A pet store had a bird contest. No perches necessary.',
'What do you call a group of onions that are always making people cry? A bunch of tearjerkers.',
'I took the shell off of my racing snail to see if it went any faster. If anything though, it just made it more sluggish.',
'Why did the commit feel light? Small changes.',
'I lost my job last week. Unemployment is not working for me.',
'Why do cheetahs make bad runners? They’re always spotted!',
'Why did the developer love nature? It had great branches.',
'What is the hardest part about sky diving? The ground.',
'Why was the dress so exhausted? It had a hard day at work!',
'I asked dad if he could make me a burger. He replied by saying, "Wallah! You\'re a burger!"',
'How does a dyslexic poet write? Inverse.',
'Why did the carbon feel fundamental? It was the basis of life!',
'Why was the array happy? It was indexed properly.',
'A boat builder is showing his son one of his forests. He turns to him and says, "Son, one day this will all be oars"',
'What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!',
'Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything… even alcohol.',
'Why did the repo feel famous? Many forks.',
'Why did the server feel modern? Updated OS.',
'Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.',
'What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a band? Guitarist.',
'Why was the AI nervous? Too much deep learning.',
'Can February March? No, but April May!',
'Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don\'t think they\'ll fit me.',
'Why did the man throw butter out the window? He wanted to see a butterfly!',
'Kid: "Dad, make me a sandwich!" Dad: "Poof, you\'re a sandwich!"',
'Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.',
'How do locomotives know where they\'re going? Lots of training',
'Why did the database feel spacious? Efficient storage.',
'What do you call a spider that’s always late? A tardy-grade!',
'Why was the boolean happy? It was always true.',
'What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!',
'Why did the color brown go on a diet? It wanted to feel light brown!',
'Got lost in a corn field today, it was a-maize-ing.',
'What do you call a fish that loves safety? A careful fish!',
'I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can\'t wait to see how it turns out.',
'Why did the banana lose the race? It slipped up.',
'How does a laptop dry off? With a mouse-towel!',
'Why did the computer start acting strange? It had a bug.',
'Why don\'t griffins ever get grounded? They can fly!',
'I made my wife a cocktail with fairy liquid in it.... She was foaming at the mouth when she tasted it.',
'Why did the Luxembourg lion eat raw meat? Because he didn’t like stake-outs.',
'I suggested holding a \'Python Object Oriented Programming Seminar\', but the acronym was unpopular.',
'What do you call a group of owls sitting in a tree? A parliament of owls.',
'What do you call a computer that sings pop music? A PC Gaga!',
'Why did the API feel stable? Consistent endpoints.',
'Why did the pitomba feel sweet? It was naturally sugary!',
'Why did the CLI feel useful? It automated tasks.',
'Why did the cow give up jumping over the moon? It was over the moon about it at first, but then decided the stakes were too high.',
'What’s a physicist’s favorite baseball team? The slugers!',
'What is the difference between a theoretical physicist and a philosopher? A theoretical physicist will tell you how the universe works, and a philosopher will tell you why it doesn’t.',
'Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships? So they could Scandinavian.',
'What did the lettuce say to the celery? “Lettuce romaine friends!”',
'Why did the boat captain get fired? He kept running aground.',
'What is Santa\'s favourite pizza? One that\'s deep pan, crisp and even.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at wellness? A spa fish!',
'Why was the cookie crying? Because his mother was a wafer so long.',
'Why did the pie go to school? It wanted to improve its slice of knowledge.',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a librarian? A book-er!',
'How did the swimsuit win the race? It took a dive!',
'What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahahaha.',
'Why did the prophet go to school? To study prophet margins.',
'Why was the version number happy? It was a major release.',
'Why does the sun always look so happy? Because it has a bright disposition!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at virtual steps? A cyber fish!',
'I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to bowl? An alley cat!',
'Why did the golfer bring two pairs of trousers on the plane? In case he got a hole in one.',
'I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.',
'Why did the config file get rejected? It had invalid syntax.',
'Software salesmen and used-car salesmen differ in that the latter know when they are lying.',
'I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, I phoned her up for a date but she\'d popped her clogs.',
'Why did the beer get a tutor? It had problems with its drafts.',
'Why did the router start singing? It had good bandwidth.',
'Why was the JavaScript developer sad? He didn\'t know how to null his feelings.',
'What do you call a Mexican man leaving the hospital? Manuel',
'Why did the Brazilian plant stay in school? It wanted to grow up smart.',
'Why did the patch feel peaceful? No conflicts.',
'Why did the pitanga feel cherry-like? It was a Surinam cherry!',
'What do you call a dog that loves to triumph? A winning pup!',
'Why did the function feel polite? Returned values.',
'What did the late tomato say to the early tomato? I\'ll ketch up',
'Why was the app confident? It had great user reviews.',
'Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at cha-cha steps? A dancing fish!',
'What do you call a dancing bear? A boogie bear!',
'Why did the bread go to the doctor? It had a yeast infection.',
'What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour.',
'Why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get better buns.',
'I stayed up all night to find out where the sun went, then it dawned on me...',
'Why did the bottle of wine go to art school? It wanted to draw some fine wine.',
'Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.',
'I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.',
'The rotation of earth really makes my day.',
'Why did the CSS feel sharp? Clean selectors.',
'What bird can lift the most? A crane!',
'What does a house wear? A dress.',
'Why was the load balancer balanced? It shared fairly.',
'Why couldn\'t the produce manager make it to work? He could drive, but he didn\'t avocado.',
'I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at clue? A detective fish!',
'Why did the margarita file a police report? It got salted.',
'I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."',
'Why did the repo feel tidy? Clean commits.',
'Why was the monitor sharp? It had high resolution.',
'What happens to a frog\'s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away',
'Why did the microscope feel tiny? It saw the small picture!',
'Why did the CSS feel compact? Small files.',
'Why did the programmer take a nap? They needed to reset.',
'What do you call a scientist who is always late? A procrastinator.',
'Why did the Danish dog sit next to the fire? It was a hot dog.',
'Why did the build feel complete? All features present.',
'What\'s a computer\'s favorite snack? Microchips.',
'Why was the compiler so calm? It handled exceptions well.',
'What has a heart but no feelings? A rock.',
'Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I\'m still working on it.',
'Cashier: "Would you like me to put the milk in a bag, sir?" Dad: "No, just leave it in the carton!"',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting pirated? A Bootleg.',
'What do you call a man in a trench coat? Mack!',
'Why don\'t zombies ever get hungry? They\'re always fed up!',
'Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31',
'What do you call a dancing fishing cat? A water hunter dancer!',
'Why did the Korean tofu stay calm? It was so-zen.',
'How do the trees get on the internet? They log on.',
'Why did the server laugh? Someone told it a ping joke.',
'Why did the preacher refuse to play cards? He didn’t want to deal with the devil.',
'Why did the code feel logical? Clear structure.',
'Why don\'t hassium supplements ever feel rushed? They take their time!',
'Why was the Italian football team so bad? Every time they got a corner, they opened a café.',
'Why did the repo feel organized? Well-documented.',
'Why did the build feel confident? No failed tests.',
'What\'s Forest Gump\'s Facebook password? 1forest1',
'Why did the potato go to the doctor? It was feeling a little under the weather.',
'36. What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead.',
'What do you call a group of astronauts who are always getting into trouble? The Space Cowboys.',
'Why did the scarecrow love to eat corn? Because it was ear-resistible.',
'Why did the apple go to the dentist? It had a core problem.',
'What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition.',
'Why did the British cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.',
'Why did the man wear his sunglasses at night? Because he wanted to look bright!',
'Why did the ice cream cone go to jail? It was Cone-victed of a crime.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to lead? An alpha pup!',
'Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement.',
'Why was the binary number so mysterious? It only spoke in code.',
'Why don\'t spirits ever feel earthbound? They\'re ethereal!',
'Why did the gin go to school? To improve its gin-eral knowledge.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at photography? A camera fish!',
'What do you call a cat that loves to diminish? A reducing cat!',
'Why was the release stable? It had no regressions.',
'Why did the dragonfly get a speeding ticket? He was driving on a mosquito lane!',
'Why was the chat app friendly? It loved talking.',
'Why did the car feel mobile? It loved to drive!',
'Why did the ruthenium feel catalytic? It sped up reactions!',
'A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag. I told her \'No, thanks. The carton works fine.\'',
'What did the cucumber say to the pickle? “You’re dill-icious!”',
'Why did the server feel cool? Air-conditioned room.',
'Why did the code get accepted? It met the requirements.',
'Don\'t have a Findus lasagne before bed. You\'ll have a nightMARE.',
'Knock knock. Who\'s there? To. To Who? To whom.',
'My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.',
'Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.',
'What did Jesus use to fix his hair? Holy gel.',
'A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies "sorry mate we only do plain"',
'What has a nose but doesn’t smell? A black hole in the dark.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to progress? An advancing cat!',
'Did I ever tell you about the time I went mushroom foraging? It’s a story with a morel at the end.',
'What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller!',
'What did the police officer say to her belly button? You\'re under a vest!',
'Why was the binary number sad? It was nothing to write home about.',
'Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? Dunno, they’re just a bit shady.',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting a sequel, a prequel, a reboot, a remake, a spin-off, a crossover, a sequel, a prequel, and a reboot? A Never-Ending Story Reboot.',
'How do you know if a monk is good at math? Check if he’s the friar of numbers.',
'Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.',
'A broken pencil.',
'What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra.',
'Why was the algorithm fair? It treated all inputs equally.',
'How do trees get on the internet? They just log on!',
'What do you call a dancing cougar? A mountain dancer!',
'Why did the gin sit in the freezer? It wanted to have a cool night out.',
'Why did the server feel attentive? Monitored connections.',
'Why did the waffle skip the baseball game? It didn’t want to get battered.',
'Why did the helicopter crash? It lost its head.',
'My wife said to me "Your lack of originality is pathetic."I said "Yeah, well your lack of originality is pathetic."',
'Why did the cloud cry? It lost its data.',
'Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to take a liquid asset to the car dealership.',
'Why don\'t vampires go to barbecues? They don\'t like steak!',
'Why did the API go to the party? To get called.',
'I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It\'s to look at."',
'What has a soul but no body? A concept.',
'A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don\'t serve food here."',
'How do you make God laugh? Tell him your future plans.',
'What do you call a group of flies that are always dirty? A filthy horde!',
'Why did the pie go to the doctor? It had a split personality.',
'Why did the slinky fall down the stairs? Because it was depressed.',
'Why did the codebase become famous? It was open source.',
'How does the ocean say hi? It waves.',
'How does the phone stay healthy? It gets good cell reception!',
'Why did the roentgenium feel radiant? It was named after Roentgen!',
'What do you call it when a monk becomes a priest? A father figure.',
'How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying? You rocket!',
'What do you call a dog that loves to humble? A modest pup!',
'Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because they didn\'t Node how to Express themselves.',
'Why was the fast-food belt so good? It held everything together.',
'Why did the biotin feel beautiful? It improved hair and nails!',
'Why did the strawberry cry? It was in a jam!',
'What has ears but doesn’t hear? The sound of a hurricane.',
'Why did the beer file a police report? It was robbed of its hops.',
'How do you describe a priest who becomes a lawyer? A father in law.',
'What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.',
'What has ears but doesn’t hear? The wind.',
'What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where\'s popcorn?',
'Why don\'t pegasi ever get traffic tickets? They fly above the roads!',
'Why did the programmer eat at the command line? Because he wanted to use shell commands.',
'Why did the melons plan a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe!',
'Without geometry life is pointless.',
'Why don\'t scandium supplements ever feel ordinary? They\'re quite rare!',
'I\'ve been using Vim for a long time now, mainly because I can\'t figure out how to exit.',
'17. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.',
'Why did the grapefruit sit with the orange at lunch? Because they were peelers.',
'People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at sociology? A social fish!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at cognitive therapy? a thinking fish!',
'What has a head but no brain? A pin.',
'Why was the JSON neat? It had clean formatting.',
'Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they don\'t C#.',
'In 2017 I didn\'t do a marathon. I didn\'t do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a explorer? A discover-er!',
'Why was the variable happy? It had a good value.',
'What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto',
'Why did the man take a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.',
'Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!',
'I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.',
'What do you call an internet connection in the jungle? Broadband.',
'Why did the salak feel scaly? It had snake-like skin!',
'Why did the tennessine feel Southern? It was named after Tennessee!',
'How do you comfort a designer? You give them some space... between the elements.',
'When an ambulance zips past with its siren blaring: "They won\'t sell much ice cream driving that fast."',
'Why did the rum want a job in the bakery? Because of the sweet rolls.',
'Why don\'t iodine supplements ever feel colorless? They\'re naturally purple!',
'What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.',
'A mate of mine has admitted to being addicted to break fluid. I\'m worried but he says he can stop whenever he wants.',
'Where do baby sharks learn to swim? In nursery fins!',
'I just misspelt Armageddon, it\'s not the end of the world.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to cook? A chef pup!',
'Why did the french fry win the talent show? It had crisp moves.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at pictionary? An artist fish!',
'Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!',
'Wow who saw that coming? Harry Potter and News of the World two of the Biggest selling modern fiction publications ending in the same week.',
'Why did the chef always carry a pan? In case he came across a flash food event!',
'Why did the bookmark feel special? It saved the day!',
'What\'s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.',
'Why did the CLI smile? It got executed.',
'Why did the rambutan feel Malaysian? It was from Southeast Asia!',
'How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that\'s a hardware problem.',
'Why did the copper feel connected? It aided nerve function!',
'Why don\'t echoes ever feel original? They repeat sounds!',
'Why was the repository organized? It had good branches.',
'Why was the keyboard always invited to meetings? It had all the keys.',
'Why did the black crayon get arrested? He was always getting into dark places.',
'Why was the debugger patient? It took its time.',
'Why don\'t instincts ever feel learned? They\'re innate behaviors!',
'Why did the build feel efficient? Cached builds.',
'I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it\'s more of a wrap.',
'Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.',
'Why did the glasses feel clear? They had perfect vision!',
'I’m not afraid of death, but I am afraid of dying young. I want to live long enough to see what happens next.',
'Why did the server feel cool? Efficient cooling.',
'What did one bean say to the other? “How you bean?”',
'Why did the program get fit? It went through a lot of loops.',
'Why don\'t prophecies ever feel uncertain? They predict the future!',
'Why don\'t mirrors ever lie? They always reflect the truth!',
'Why don\'t crosswalks ever feel unsafe? They protect pedestrians!',
'What do you call a group of mosquitoes that are always biting? A blood-thirsty horde!',
'Don\'t trust atoms. They make up everything!',
'Why did the CSS file feel insecure? It kept getting overridden.',
'Why was the mobile app slow? Too much bloatware.',
'How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down the hill.',
'What kind of music do wind turbines like? They’re big metal fans.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at art therapy? A creative fish!',
'What has ears but doesn’t hear? The sound of the end.',
'Why don\'t plates ever get upset? They always keep their cool!',
'I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.',
'What do you call a cow that tells jokes? A comedi-cow!',
'Why did the wine go to the jazz club? It loved the smooth notes.',
'What do you call a group of constellations that are always getting into fights? The Zodiac Signs.',
'Why did the HTML feel clean? Properly closed tags.',
'Why did the build system work late? To compile all night.',
'How does a muppet die? Apparently, it kermits suicide.',
'Why don\'t elephants ride bikes? They don\'t have thumbs!',
'Why did the man bring a rope to the bar? He wanted to tie one on.',
'Why did the carrot go to the library? It wanted to checkout a book.',
'What do you call a dancing tiger? A stripe dancer!',
'My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.',
'Why did the browser go to the doctor? It had too many pop-ups.',
'Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.',
'Why did the hacker bring a ladder? To reach the high-level vulnerabilities.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at theatrical steps? An acting fish!',
'What do you call an elephant that’s always bragging? A big-trunked elephant!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at limbo? A low fish!',
'What do you call a cat that loves to enlighten? A wise cat!',
'Why did the developer quit his job? Because he didn\'t get arrays.',
'Why don\'t europium supplements ever feel dull? They glow bright red!',
'Why did the wind get a job as a singer? It had a lot of fans!',
'What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at jazz steps? A smooth fish!',
'Why did the hospital feel healing? It cured everyone!',
'“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” — Stephen Wright',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at blackjack? A twenty-one fish!',
'When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.',
'Why did the computer keep sneezing? It had a virus!',
'Why did the sandwich go to the doctor? It felt buttered inside.',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a entertainer? A perform-er!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at jenga? A steady fish!',
'What do you call a dog that loves emails? A digital pup!',
'Why don’t skeletons play music in church? They have no organs.',
'Why did the Swiss cheese look holy? Because it saw the light.',
'I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.',
'The first thing Santa\'s elves learn in school is their elf-abet.',
'Why did the sidewalk feel supportive? It carried everyone!',
'I’m reading a book about jokes. It’s a real riot.',
'Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling a little crummy.',
'Why did the drink wear a hat? To top it off!',
'What has a face but no expression? A painting.',
'What do you call a dinosaur that wears a watch? A T-Rex!',
'Why did the mud apple feel dirty? It grew in muddy areas!',
'Why did the algorithm get a medal? Optimal performance.',
'What do you call a dinosaur that loves to sing? A raptor!',
'Why did the man throw yogurt at the artist? He wanted a cultured conversation.',
'What’s the difference between a husband and a terrorist? A terrorist doesn’t keep asking for money.',
'Why did the color wheel go to school? To better its spectrum of knowledge.',
'What do you call a grumpy cow? Moody!',
'Why did the skeleton go to the party? Because he was invited!',
'Tea is for mugs.',
'Why was Cinderella so bad at basketball? Her coach was a pumpkin.',
'What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who is sitting on a piano? Keys.',
'Why did the UI feel smooth? Transition animations.',
'Why did the HTML feel solid? Validated code.',
'I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.',
'Why did the network feel alert? Monitoring active.',
'How does a rabbit keep its fur looking good? With a hare brush!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at addiction counseling? A support fish!',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting a sequel and a prequel? A Cinematic Universe.',
'Why was the sandwich good at sports? It had the best rolls.',
'A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says... I\'m sorry, we don\'t serve food here',
'Why was the query fast? It used indexes.',
'Why did the soup go to the doctor? It was feeling a little runny.',
'I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..',
'Why did the HTML feel readable? Good formatting.',
'Why did the rum give up smoking? It decided to go on the patch.',
'Why did the man break into song? He found the key.',
'What\'s 50 Cent\'s name in Zimbabwe? 200 Dollars.',
'Why did the man give up his dream of being a banker? He lost interest.',
'What does a grape say when it is stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.',
'Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired!',
'Why did the UI feel intuitive? Great UX.',
'If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.',
'What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? Put it on my bill',
'What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs and a glass of boos.',
'Why don\'t sodium supplements ever feel boring? They\'re always salty!',
'How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.',
'Why did the chatbot write a book? It had a lot to say.',
'Why don’t trees like protests? They prefer to stick to their roots!',
'My friend couldn\'t afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.',
'What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!',
'Why couldn’t the wind pay attention in class? It was easily distracted!',
'What do you call a group of pigs sitting in a tree? A herd of pigs.',
'What do you call a dancing badger? A burrow dancer!',
'Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They\'re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.',
'What do you call a group of flies that are always getting into trouble? A bad-buzz!',
'Why can\'t a bicycle stand on its own? It\'s two-tired.',
'What did the badminton say to the net? “I’m your biggest fan!”',
'I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn\'t work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.',
'Why did the build feel successful? Deployed.',
'There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don\'t',
'Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world? It was legend dairy.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at psychology? A mind fish!',
'Why don\'t rivers ever get thirsty? They\'re always flowing!',
'What do you call a cat that loves to challenge? A competitor cat!',
'I’d tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.',
'Why was the patch neat? It fixed only what was broken.',
'What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.',
'I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.',
'What do you call an old snowman? Water.',
'How do you keep an elephant from charging too much? You take away its credit cards.',
'What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.',
'Little old lady.',
'Why was the CDN popular? Everyone wanted to connect to it.',
'What\'s the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance',
'There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.',
'A shark will only attack you if you\'re wet',
'Why did the grumichama feel cherry-like? It resembled a cherry!',
'What do you call a cat that loves deadlines? A punctual cat!',
'Why did the helicopter pilot get fired? He kept flying into trees.',
'Are my kids perfect? No, but we can blame mom for that one!',
'What type of vehicle is most likely to get the flu? A choo-choo train.',
'I\'ve learned that parenting is a lot like playing Whac-A-Mole. Just when you think you\'ve got one problem solved, another one pops up.',
'I am terrified of elevators. I\'m going to start taking steps to avoid them.',
'Why did the silicon feel smart? It powered computers!',
'Why did the wine become a poet? It had bottled up expressions.',
'What do you call a magical swimsuit? A fa-swim-suit!',
'If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?',
'Why did the HTML feel warm? Good structure.',
'I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I\'ve ever seen.',
'How good are you at Power Point? I Excel at it.',
'Why did the CSS feel aligned? Grid layout.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at engineering? A builder fish!',
'You heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn\'t spread it.',
'What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a wedding? Groom.',
'Why don\'t djinn ever feel trapped? They can grant wishes!',
'How does a hurricane see? With one eye.',
'Why do runners wake up early? To beat the crowd!',
'What do you call a boomerang that doesn\'t come back? A stick!',
'Why did the math book go on a pilgrimage? It had too many problems.',
'Why did the kiwi move to New Zealand? It wanted to go home!',
'Why do biologists look at each other through microscopes? To see eye-to-eye.',
'Why did the computer go to the beach? To surf the net.',
'Why was the test case thorough? It checked all possibilities.',
'Why was the IoT device cheerful? It was connected.',
'I got this extra electron I didn\'t want. My friend said "don\'t be so negative."',
'Why did the cactus cross the road? To stick it to the other side!',
'What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño face.',
'Being a parent means never having a moment to yourself—even in the bathroom.',
'Did you hear about the boxers who were brief? They got to the point!',
'Why was the internet fast? It had fiber.',
'Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at gardening? A plant fish!',
'Why was the printer relieved? It had enough paper.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at play therapy? A fun fish!',
'Why was the OS stable? It avoided crashes.',
'How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!',
'Did you hear about the man who gave up making haggis? He didn\'t have the guts for it anymore.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at architecture? A structure fish!',
'Why did the UI feel polished? Smooth animations.',
'What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!',
'Why did the rum get in trouble? It was always stirring things up.',
'Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch? Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.',
'Why did the squash join the basketball team? It knew how to make squashes!',
'Why didn\'t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.',
'Why did the computer cross the road? To get to the other side!',
'Why was the laptop so tired? It had too many tabs open.',
'What did the cheese say after it escaped the mouse? “I’m Provolone!”',
'Why don\'t tables ever get wobbly? They have good legs!',
'What has ears but doesn’t hear? The sound of silence.',
'What do you call a black hole that’s always sad? A blue hole.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at battleship? A naval fish!',
'My son asked me to stop singing oasis songs in public. I said maybe.',
'How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just make darkness a standard.',
'Why did the commit feel descriptive? Clear message.',
'Why did the repo feel open-minded? Accepted all PRs.',
'Why does the moon seem to follow you on car rides? It just comes along for the phase!',
'What do you call a dancing jaguar? A spotted dancer!',
'Why was the math book sad? Because it had so many problems.',
'What do you call a dancing Canada lynx? A northern dancer!',
'I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.',
'Why did the log feel complete? Captured all events.',
'Why did the taxi get a medal? It ran over a train.',
'Why did the lead feel heavy? It was incredibly dense!',
'Why was the API gateway polite? It greeted all requests.',
'Why did the CLI feel disciplined? Strict syntax.',
'Why did the tequila stand up in the theater? It wanted to take a shot at acting.',
'Why did the OS laugh? It had a funny kernel panic.',
'Why was the SQL query so polite? It always had proper joins.',
'How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.',
'What do you call a cat that loves presentations? A speaker cat!',
'What do you call a cat that loves to transform? A magical cat!',
'Why did the sugar apple feel granular? It had grainy texture!',
'Why was the website so slow? It had too many cookies.',
'Why did the bullock\'s heart feel heart-shaped? It looked like a heart!',
'There are II types of people: Those who understand Roman Numerals and those who don\'t.',
'Why did the ice cream truck break down? There was a meltdown in the engine.',
'I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night... I should\'ve put it on aloha setting.',
'Why was the packet late? It took the wrong route.',
'Why did the bread go to the doctor? It was feeling a little stale.',
'First child eats dirt, dad calls the doctor. Second child eats dirt, dad cleans out their mouth. Third child eats dirt, dad wonders if she still needs to make lunch.',
'Why did the pizza go to the zoo? It wanted to see the animals in cages',
'Why don’t we drink with gin? It can’t handle its spirits.',
'What has a shadow but no light? A hole.',
'I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there',
'You can\'t run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it\'s past tents.',
'Why did the router break up with the modem? It didn\'t find the connection stable.',
'What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti? Pasta la vista, baby!',
'Why did the function blush? Someone called it.',
'What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A roaming Catholic.',
'What do you call a cow that’s been to Taco Bell? A Beefy Crunch Burrito.',
'Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.',
'If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.',
'At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”',
'Why did the patch feel careful? Tested thoroughly.',
'Why was the Git repository so happy? It had no conflicts.',
'How do you organize a fruit party? You berry it!',
'What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie!',
'Why did the log file quit? It had nothing left to report.',
'What do you call a group of spiders that are always clever? A wise web of friends!',
'How does a priest bless his herbs? With holy basil.',
'Jonny Wilkinson is announcing his retirement from rugby. You can\'t say he didn\'t try.',
'Why did the bartender get glasses? To raise its spirits.',
'Why did the firewall refuse entry? Unauthorized access.',
'Happy Easter! What\'s your best egg yolk? Mine is: A boiled egg is hard to beat.',
'Why do elephants always have such bad posture? Because they’re always carrying around a lot of weight.',
'Why did the chico feel sweet? It was naturally sweet!',
'I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.',
'Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine!',
'Why did the database stay calm? ACID compliance.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at acting? A drama fish!',
'Why did the clock go to the doctor? It had tick fever!',
'What do you call a dancing skeleton? A bone shaker!',
'Why don\'t potassium supplements ever feel weak? They strengthen muscles!',
'Why did the HTML feel strong? Proper nesting.',
'A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender says, "here, but I\'ll need that back in an hour!"',
'What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!',
'I used to be a baker. I kneaded the dough.',
'Why did the thorium feel radioactive? It was naturally energetic!',
'Why was the dev happy on Friday? Less meetings, more coding.',
'Why don\'t trees ever feel lonely? They always have their bark!',
'How does a dinosaur send a message? With a Pte-mail!',
'I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!',
'I\'m back from holiday in the South Pacific. I wish I had Samoa time off.',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a scientist? A research-er!',
'Why did the binary tree take a nap? It was tired of branching.',
'How does underwear introduce itself? Brief greetings!',
'How do you organize a religious retreat? You pray and move away.',
'Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, and the corn has ears.',
'Why didn’t the planets go to the party? They were all Saturn.',
'Why did the CSS feel animated? Keyframes.',
'Why did the iodine feel important? It supported thyroid function!',
'Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they\'re so good at it.',
'Why was the software engineer good at fishing? They understood net working.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at recreational therapy? A play fish!',
'Why don’t skeletons go trick or treating? They have no body to go with.',
'What do you call a dog that loves schedules? A planner pup!',
'Why did the encryption feel complete? Full coverage.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at fitness? A gym fish!',
'Why did the toothbrush feel fresh? It always cleaned up!',
'did you know the first French fries weren\'t cooked in France? they were cooked in Greece',
'Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.',
'Why did the chicken take the train? It was the fastest way to get to the other side.',
'Why did the algorithm feel efficient? Minimal resources.',
'Why did the log feel detailed? Debug mode active.',
'How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles.',
'Why did the orange roll down the hill? It was orange you glad!',
'Why did the blue paint get in trouble? It was caught streaking!',
'What did the jacket say to the hat? “You go on ahead while I hang around.”',
'Why do runners hate gossip? It spreads fast!',
'What do you call a country that’s always late? France.',
'Why did the rum file a police report? It was mugged.',
'Why couldn’t the elephant ride the bus to school? Its trunk wouldn’t fit under the seat.',
'Why did the loop stop running? Condition met.',
'How does a beer say goodbye? Lager!',
'Why don\'t allergy pills ever feel stuffy? They clear the air!',
'Why do ducks make great detectives? Because they quack cases.',
'Why don\'t protactinium supplements ever feel stable? They\'re radioactive!',
'Why was the loop proud? It handled iterations well.',
'Why did the programmer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.',
'My Czech mate is surprisingly bad at chess.',
'Why did the bug carry the bottle of air freshener? It was a deodor-ant!',
'There\'s no I in denial.',
'What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? “It’s time to go to sweep!”',
'What do you get when you cross a car and a dog? A carpet.',
'Why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife kept telling him to act his age. So he did.',
'Why did the bug go to school? To learn debugging.',
'I don\'t trust stairs. They\'re always up to something.',
'What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans.',
'Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!',
'Why did the vodka always get invited to parties? It was the life of the party!',
'Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team? Because she ran away from the ball.',
'Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at country steps? A rural fish!',
'Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don\'t see sharp.',
'Why did the ointment feel healing? It fixed everything!',
'Why did the onion cry? Because it had feelings.',
'Why do trees hate tests? Because they get stumped on all the hard questions!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at ballroom steps? A formal fish!',
'Why did the config feel happy? All values valid.',
'What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.',
'How do you make a man laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.',
'How do you know Jesus was a gentleman? He bowed his head before praying.',
'What is the difference between a theoretical physicist and an experimental physicist? A theoretical physicist will tell you how the universe works, and an experimental physicist will tell you if he agrees.',
'Why was the database administrator a good singer? They knew how to handle keys.',
'What’s a sun’s least favorite dessert? Chilled cookies!',
'Why don\'t hunches ever feel logical? They\'re intuitive feelings!',
'Why did the algorithm feel clever? Short runtime.',
'Why did the log feel complete? All events logged.',
'What has ears but doesn’t hear? The wind blowing through the trees.',
'What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!',
'Why did the JSON file go to therapy? It had too many issues with structure.',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a chef? A cook-er!',
'How does a lemon ask for a hug? “Squeeze me!”',
'Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.... Then it\'s a soap opera',
'If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.',
'Why did the HTML feel semantic? Proper tags used.',
'22. Halloween parties are really scary — you never know who you might bum into.',
'What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.',
'Why was the corn so shocked? It was stalked at the fast-food joint.',
'7. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”',
'Why did the taco get a divorce? It was feeling a little split.',
'Why don’t skeletons drink beer? It goes right through them!',
'What did the apple say to the orange? “You’re appealing!”',
'You see, mountains aren\'t just funny. They are hill areas.',
'Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because DEC 25 == OCT 31.',
'What did one plate whisper to the other plate? “Lunch is on me.”',
'Why did the white crayon get lost? He was always blending in.',
'Why did the broom oversleep? It swept in!',
'I\'ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!',
'What\'s the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher? They can\'t control their pupils.',
'What do you call two bananas? A pair of slippers!',
'Why did the code feel modern? Latest syntax.',
'What do you call a dog that loves numbers? A math pup!',
'What do you call a dog that loves to outshine? A brilliant pup!',
'What did one hot dog say to the other? “Hey, Frank!”',
'What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at retro steps? A vintage fish!',
'What do you call a fish that loves workouts? A gym fish!',
'Why was the dev optimistic? They believed bugs could be fixed.',
'Why did the network feel crowded? Many connections.',
'I\'ve decided to put up a marquee in my garden with some funky music and flashing lights. Now is the winter of my disco tent.',
'Why did the beer sit in the sun? It wanted to be a bit lighter.',
'What do you call an elephant that’s always getting into trouble? A trunky!',
'Why did the patch feel efficient? One change fixed all.',
'What has a beginning but no end? Infinity.',
'Why was the commit message short? It kept things concise.',
'Why did the vitamin D feel sunny? It came from light!',
'Why did the scarecrow win the talent show? Because he was stuffed with talent!',
'Why did the patch feel useful? Fixed main bug.',
'Why was the CPU calm? It knew how to process things.',
'Why did the developer always eat pizza? It was part of their stack.',
'What do you call a sad cheese? Blue cheese.',
'Why did the einsteinium feel genius? It was named after Einstein!',
'Why did the build feel sharp? Clear errors.',
'Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty',
'What would happen if you threw all the books in the ocean? It would cause a title wave.',
'Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.',
'Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere.',
'Why did the computer go to the eye doctor? It needed specs!',
'Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I\'m not going to go spreading it!',
'What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? Bill.',
'What do you call a group of bees that are always making music? A buzzing symphony!',
'Why did the build feel ambitious? Many features.',
'"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!" Stewart Francis',
'Why did the mathematician get tan? Because of the sine waves.',
'Why was the Sunday school teacher so good at math? She had the Numbers.',
'What\'s your favourite Christmas Cracker Joke? Here\'s one of mine: "What\'s ET short for? Because he\'s only got little legs."',
'Why did the golfer get fired from his job? He kept teeing off.',
'I’m not afraid of love, but I am afraid of being hurt. I don’t want to get my heart broken.',
'Why did the server feel tidy? Organized logs.',
'Why was the string so tense? It was wound too tightly.',
'Why do sin and tan work? Just cos.',
'Why was the container lightweight? It had minimal dependencies.',
'Why don’t phones make good dancers? They have two left feet!',
'Why don\'t centaurs ever feel incomplete? They\'re half human, half horse!',
'Why did the cocktail get a time-out? It was a mixed-up drink.',
'What do you call a cat that loves geography? A worldly cat!',
'I\'m such a good navigator, a self-driving car once asked me for directions.',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a musician? A band leader!',
'What do you call a dog that loves rules? An obedient pup!',
'There are 2 types of people: those who can interpret incomplete data sets...',
'What parenting style do dads like best? Improvising!',
'Why was the syntax highlighter so colorful? It loved attention.',
'Why did the function feel happy? Returned expected value.',
'Why did the sitaphal feel Sita-like? It was named after goddess Sita!',
'Why did the network feel clever? Efficient routing.',
'I knew I shouldn’t steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at music? A bass fish!',
'Why do burgers make good baseball players? They have the meaty part of the order.',
'Why was the port friendly? It welcomed connections.',
'Why did the repo feel stable? Few changes.',
'Why did the iron feel magnetic? It attracted other metals!',
'Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it\'s an oak tree.',
'Why did the breadfruit feel substantial? It was filling!',
'Why did the encryption feel solid? Long keys.',
'What do you call a fast fungus? A mush-vroom.',
'Why did the HTML feel neat? Closing tags correct.',
'Why did the cocktail apply for a job? It wanted to get mixed up in business.',
'Why did the man throw his clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly!',
'What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at education? A teacher fish!',
'Why did the purple crayon get kicked out of the art class? He was always acting so violet.',
'What\'s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can\'t "tuna"fish!',
'I would tell you a joke about an elevator… but it’s an uplifting experience.',
'I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP... ...but you might not get it.',
'What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow? An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!',
'I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.',
'Why was the HTML tag nervous? It was not properly nested.',
'What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.',
'What do we call an insect that is good at everything? A jack-of-all-trades-ant!',
'Why did the man go to the hardware store? To get a better wife.',
'Why did the byte cross the road? To get to the other bit.',
'Why did the algorithm feel clever? Optimized runtime.',
'What did the grape say after hearing a joke? “That’s grape!”',
'I wonder if the MPs voting on the Digital Economy Bill think that Creative Commons is a Parliamentary initiative.',
'Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? Because they don\'t see sharp.',
'Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em! First one\'s on the house',
'How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.',
'What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonaid.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at checkers? A king fish!',
'Why did the network admin sleep well? They had strong connections.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at ping pong? A paddle fish!',
'What do you call a group of ladybugs that are always lucky? A charmed bunch!',
'What’s a fast food lover’s favorite novel? “Lord of the Onion Rings.”',
'Why did the taco get a speeding ticket? It was running taco-ver.',
'Why was the belt sent off in the football game? For holding!',
'What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.',
'How do you catch a runaway bus? With its bus stop!',
'Why did the bishop go to the beach? To surf the waves of grace.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at reggae steps? A jamaican fish!',
'They say that every 60 seconds in Africa is a minute.',
'Why did the network feel happy? No downtime.',
'Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow? So she wouldn’t fall in the hot chocolate.',
'Why was the URL good at directions? It knew the path.',
'Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.',
'Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!',
'Why did the HTML feel updated? Modern tags.',
'What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bar? Dave.',
'Why did the pulasan feel related? It was cousin to rambutan!',
'What has a soul but no body? A computer program.',
'Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.',
'Why did the lamp go to school? To get brighter!',
'Why was the power supply generous? It gave energy to all.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to clean? A tidy cat!',
'Why did the apostle bring a blanket to the sermon? He knew it was a comforter.',
'Why did the yellow crayon get fired? He was always running around.',
'Why did the chicken sit on its favorite egg? It wanted to hatch its best idea.',
'Why did the ruler feel straight? It never bent the truth!',
'I am delighted with the corn crop this year. It\'s A-maize-ing.',
'What do you call a dancing leopard cat? A spotted climber dancer!',
'Why did the fruits go to school? To improve their peel.',
'Why did the repo feel inviting? Open-source license.',
'What do you call a cat that loves regulations? A lawful cat!',
'Why was the regex powerful? It matched everything.',
'How do rainbows communicate? Using colorful language.',
'What do you call an elephant that’s always complaining? A grumpyphant!',
'Why did the encryption feel serious? High security.',
'What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophe!',
'My wife asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7Up.',
'Why did the API feel friendly? Good error messages.',
'Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there\'s just no atmosphere.',
'I’d tell you a recursion joke, but you wouldn’t get it unless you got the recursion joke.',
'Argon walks into a bar. The barman says "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn\'t react.',
'What has a mouth but doesn’t talk? A volcano.',
'Why did the cocktail apply for a job? It wanted to get mixed into things.',
'Why don\'t mediums ever feel disconnected? They channel spirits!',
'Why did the beer blush? It saw the wine naked.',
'A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I\'ve never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?" Pop,goes the weasel.',
'A dyslexic man walks into a bra.',
'I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year... The sails are going through the roof.',
'What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.',
'I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw',
'3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn\'t find a table.',
'What do you call a dancing opossum? A play-dead dancer!',
'sorry "a *pod* of killer whales"',
'A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.',
'Why was the CDN generous? It distributed content widely.',
'Why was the GPU warm? It was rendering heavily.',
'Why was the UI responsive? It adapted to every screen size.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at dominoes? A falling fish!',
'Why did the app crash on launch? It couldn\'t handle the pressure.',
'What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!',
'Why did the printer feel productive? It made copies!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at nutrition? A health fish!',
'Why was the equal sign so humble? Because he realized he wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to fall? a dropping pup!',
'Why did the bus driver get fired? He kept picking up hitchhikers.',
'Why do ducks make great detectives? They always quack the case.',
'Why did the boat sink? It hit a sea wall.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at family therapy? A relationship fish!',
'I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It\'s a little fishy.',
'What do you call stealing someone’s internet connection? Identity theft!',
'Why don\'t seaborgium supplements ever feel small? They\'re named after Seaborg!',
'Why don\'t fiber supplements ever feel backed up? They keep things moving!',
'Why did the gin go on a diet? It wanted to get into tonic shape.',
'If you want to set up a company and run it, then that\'s your own business.',
'Why was the baseball team always in trouble? Because they got caught trying to steal bases!',
'Why did the programmer go to art school? He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.',
'Why are dads bad detectives? Because they only find the evidence after the crime has been committed.',
'Why did the patch feel celebrated? Popular fix.',
'I told my computer I needed a break. It said, “No keyboard detected.”',
'My kid told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.',
'I’d tell you a joke about the internet but you would never get it.',
'Why was the chatbot friendly? It greeted everyone.',
'What do you call a group of stars that are always getting together? The Milky Wayward.',
'Why did the pizza get a job as a security guard? It was always making dough.',
'If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?',
'How do you organize a fast-food space party? You planet.',
'Why did the DNS get promoted? It resolved issues quickly.',
'Why did the coconut crack up? It heard a nutty joke!',
'Why was the chatbot informative? It gave correct answers.',
'Why did the fast food salad go to music school? It wanted to be a rock and roll.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to submerge? A underwater cat!',
'Why did the microservice feel independent? Loose coupling.',
'Why did the dev drink coffee? To avoid sleep mode.',
'40. Always borrow money from a pessimist. They won’t expect it back.',
'Why did the papaya feel exotic? It was foreign!',
'Why was the codebase friendly? It welcomed contributions.',
'What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who is sitting in a field of wheat? Russell Sprout.',
'What do you call a jacket that helps you cheat? A crib sheet!',
'Why don\'t omega-3s ever feel stiff? They keep joints flexible!',
'Why don\'t robots ever get tired? They\'re always charged!',
'Why did the French fries go to the movies? To get some ketchup action!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at music therapy? A harmony fish!',
'I jumped into the sea today. My friends pier pressured me into it.',
'I ate a clock yesterday, it was so time consuming.',
'Why was the dress feeling lonely? It needed company!',
'What do you call a dog in a laboratory? A lab',
'Why don\'t band-aids ever feel hurt? They heal everything!',
'What\'s a sea monster\'s favorite lunch? Fish and ships.',
'Why was the function reliable? It always returned expected results.',
'What did one bird say to the other cheating parrot? Toucan play at that game.',
'What is the difference between a theoretical physicist and a software engineer? A theoretical physicist will tell you how the universe works, and a software engineer will tell you how to make it work.',
'Why did the train conductor get a medal? He drove a mute man to the right destination.',
'Why did the log feel clear? Verbose messages.',
'Why did the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the ships? So they could Scandinavian.',
'Why don\'t enchanters ever feel ordinary? They weave magical charms!',
'A poker player loses his arm in a nasty accident. He\'s now got a prosthetic replacement. He just can\'t deal with it.',
'Why was the IP address lonely? It couldn\'t find its subnet.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to explore? An adventure pup!',
'Why did the AI become an artist? It learned style transfer.',
'A product manager walks into a bar, asks for drink. Bartender says no, but will consider adding later.',
'What do you call a fish that loves to read? A book fish!',
'Why don\'t mountains ever get cold? They wear snow caps!',
'Why did the function feel friendly? Helped other functions.',
'Why did the scarecrow become a banker? He was great at straw investments!',
'Which song would an exception sing? Can\'t catch me - Avicii',
'Can February march? No, but April may.',
'Why was the cookie feeling down? It had crumbled under pressure.',
'I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at modern steps? A contemporary fish!',
'Why do runners prefer roads over treadmills? More run-ning room!',
'Why did the script love weekends? Less runtime errors.',
'Why did the strontium feel colorful? It made red fireworks!',
'If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?',
'Why did the medicine feel better? It always helped!',
'Why did the network feel smooth? No packet loss.',
'What’s a hamburger’s favorite musical? Beef Side Story!',
'Why did the server go to the doctor? It caught a bad request.',
'Why did the CSS feel artistic? Creative layout.',
'My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.',
'Why did the database feel strong? Indexed queries.',
'Why did Noah always carry a notebook? To take Ark-tic notes.',
'How does a computer stop playground bullies? It uses parental controls!',
'Why did the martini fail its exam? It was too shaken, not stirred.',
'Why did the log feel short? Minimal mode.',
'What has a neck but no head? A bottle.',
'Why did the function feel elegant? Short and clear.',
'Why did the ackee feel Jamaican? It was the national fruit!',
'What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match!',
'Why did the lettuce win the race? It was a-head!',
'Why did the radium feel glowing? It literally glowed in the dark!',
'Why did the database feel quick? Indexed queries.',
'Were did the pumpkins have their meeting? In the gourdroom.',
'Why did the carrot win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field.',
'I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.',
'Why did the cupuacu feel Amazonian? It was from the rainforest!',
'Why did the Scottish cat sit on the computer? To keep a tabby on the mouse.',
'I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.',
'I knew twins in school named Herb and Basil who were always getting into parsley.',
'Why did the conditioner feel smooth? It always went with the flow!',
'Why did the orange win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!',
'Why can\'t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.',
'Why did the magnesium feel relaxed? It calmed nerves!',
'Why did the function feel elegant? Clear logic.',
'Why don’t motorcycles ever sit down? They’re always on the go.',
'Why don\'t doctors ever feel sick? They know the cure!',
'How did I know my girlfriend thought I was invading her privacy? She wrote about it in her diary.',
'Why did the man’s computer keep freezing? It had too many windows open.',
'How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!',
'Watershed joke: A baker was caught bonking his bread loaves. They say he was inbread.',
'What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeño business!',
'Why did the repo feel maintained? Active contributors.',
'Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, it was just an apple!',
'Why was the encryption method proud? It kept secrets.',
'What do you call a group of ants that are always carrying food? A hard-working crew!',
'What do you call a fish that loves navigation? A pilot fish!',
'What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!',
'Why was the framework confident? It supported many projects.',
'What do you call a spider who makes clothes? A weaver!',
'Why did the elephant quit his job? He was working for peanuts.',
'Why did the beer sue the vodka? It wanted to settle the shots.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at behavioral therapy? A change fish!',
'I\'m thinking about getting a new haircut... I\'m going to mullet over.',
'Today a girl said she recognised me from vegetarian club, but I\'m sure I\'ve never met herbivore.',
'Why did the French chef quit his job? He couldn’t handle the thyme.',
'What has ears but doesn’t hear? A hurricane.',
'Why did the OS feel stable? No crashes.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at twister? A flexible fish!',
'Why did the cookie go to the beach? It wanted to see some sandwhiches.',
'Why was the programmer always smiling? They debugged successfully.',
'Why don\'t React developers like nature? They prefer the virtual DOM.',
'Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems with its pie.',
'How do Swedish computer scientists debug their code? With breakpoints.',
'Why did the beer apply for a job? It wanted to get tapped.',
'Did you hear about the owl who did great on his SATs? He had a hoot taking them.',
'Why did the bartender go to school? To stir up some knowledge.',
'How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.',
'Why did the HTML file get invited? It was well-structured.',
'Why was the fruit so funny? It was pear-larious.',
'I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren\'t going to work out.',
'What do you call a fish that loves corrections? An editor fish!',
'What time is it? I don\'t know... it keeps changing.',
'My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."',
'Why did the repo feel proud? Many contributors.',
'Why did the durian feel smelly? It had a strong odor!',
'Why was the IDE helpful? It gave suggestions.',
'Went to the corner shop today... Bought four corners.',
'Why did the pepper get arrested? Because it was making a scene.',
'What’s an elephant’s favorite football team? The Tuskers!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at baseball? A home run fish!',
'Why can’t you trust geologists? They’re always taking things for granite.',
'Why was the AI model tired? Too much training.',
'Why was the function loyal? It returned the right thing.',
'Why was the developer calm during a crash? They had backups.',
'Why did the CSS feel neat? Organized styles.',
'Why was the encryption advanced? It used AES.',
'Why did the API feel proud? It returned 200.',
'What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!',
'Why don\'t illusionists ever feel realistic? They create impossible realities!',
'My first girlfriend\'s name was Ivy... she was all over me.',
'Why did the football player get a divorce? He kept dropping the ball.',
'Why did the programmer smile? The code compiled on the first try.',
'Can February march? No, but April May.',
'What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician? A function component.',
'Why did the bartender always carry a book? In case of a prosecco emergency.',
'A girl invited me back to her place last night for champagne... It turned out it was real pain.',
'Why was the binary tree popular? It had great branches.',
'Why don\'t programmers like nature? Too many bugs.',
'Why did the rum never get lost? It always followed its spirit guide.',
'Why don\'t mailboxes ever feel lonely? They get daily visits!',
'Why did the network feel robust? Redundant connections.',
'Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast.',
'I would tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.',
'In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to swim? A pool puppy!',
'Why did the patch feel minimal? Small change.',
'Want to hear my pizza joke? Never mind, it\'s too cheesy.',
'So, I asked my North Korean mate how his life was going? He said "can\'t complain"',
'How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!',
'What animal is always at a game of cricket? A bat.',
'Why was the encryption method respected? It was hard to crack.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at waltz steps? An elegant fish!',
'Why did the Monacan grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.',
'"Cop: I\'m arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"',
'What streets do ghosts haunt? Dead ends!',
'I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.',
'Why did the build feel strong? Passed all tests.',
'Where do joggers like to chat? On their run-ning route!',
'What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.',
'What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese.',
'What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!',
'Why did the cherimoya feel Peruvian? It originated in Peru!',
'Ubuntu users are apt to get this joke.',
'What do you call a dancing mink? A fur dancer!',
'Why was the compiler loyal? It always built the same way.',
'Why do crabs never volunteer? Because they\'re shell-fish.',
'Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!',
'Why did the developer always carry a pencil? In case they needed to draw a diagram.',
'Why did the CSS feel organized? Consistent classes.',
'How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.',
'I\'m tired of following my dreams. I\'m just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.',
'What do you call a dog that loves the snow? A chilly dog!',
'What did the shirt say to the pants? “I’ve got you covered!”',
'Why did the rabbi give out free ties? He wanted to help with the tie-thing.',
'Why was the vodka a good dancer? It had smooth moves.',
'Why did the waffle miss school? It felt waffle.',
'Why was the QR code shy? It was afraid of being scanned.',
'I dropped a pear in my car this morning. You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.',
'What do you call a computer that sings? A-Dell.',
'Why did the chicken sit on the egg? To hatch a plan.',
'I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from London zoo. @zsllondonzoo',
'Why did the deodorant feel fresh? It prevented problems!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at tag? A speedy fish!',
'What do you call a cat that loves to immerse? A soaking cat!',
'Why was the CSS proud? It styled the whole page.',
'After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.',
'This thesaurus isn\'t just terrible, it is also terrible.',
'Why did the algorithm feel clever? Dynamic programming.',
'Why did the tequila bring a pen to the bar? It wanted to take shots.',
'Why was the AI chatbot so talkative? It was trained that way.',
'Why was the boolean sad? It was always false.',
'How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down a hill.',
'To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.',
'How does an air conditioner keep its cool? It stays breezy!',
'Why did the CSS file go broke? It lost its margins.',
'29. People keep making appointments to see me but I work as a freelancer. I keep saying I don’t have office hours!',
'Why did the solar system get divorced? The planets were always pulling in different directions.',
'Why was the exception respectful? It raised concerns politely.',
'Why did the man always carry a broom? He wanted to sweep the nation!',
'Why did the JSON feel symmetrical? Well-structured.',
'What did the priest say to the young potato? “You’re a chip off the old block.”',
'Why don\'t arsenic supplements ever feel poisonous? They\'re safely diluted!',
'Why don’t oranges do well in school? Too much pulp fiction.',
'What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four chin teller.',
'Why did the car apply for a promotion? It was tired of being in the parking lot.',
'What has a heart but no feelings? A machine.',
'Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long',
'Did you watch the new comic book movie? It was very graphic!',
'Why did the monkey apple feel primate-like? It was eaten by monkeys!',
'How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles!',
'Why did the load balancer meditate? To find inner balance.',
'What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.',
'What do you call someone with no nose? Nobody knows.',
'What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!',
'Why don\'t aura readings ever feel colorless? They see energy colors!',
'How do you weigh a millennial? In Instagrams.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at integrative therapy? A combined fish!',
'Why did the langsat feel clustered? It grew in bunches!',
'Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn\'t spread it.',
'How do you know if a cat is agitated? It’s purr-turbed.',
'Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at astronomy? A star fish!',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a teacher? An educate-er!',
'I can give you the cause of an anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.',
'My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.',
'“I have mixed drinks about feelings.” — Anonymous',
'What do you call a group of aliens who are always getting drunk? The Party Planets.',
'Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.',
'Why did the bicycle feel balanced? It had two wheels!',
'Why don\'t californium supplements ever feel out of place? They\'re from California!',
'What did the bartender say to the jumper cables? “You better not try to start something.”',
'I’m not afraid of the future, but I am afraid of the past. I don’t want to make the same mistakes again.',
'Why did the meitnerium feel nuclear? It was named after Meitner!',
'Why did the naseberry feel nose-like? It was shaped like a nose!',
'What do you call a cat that loves to conquer? A champion cat!',
'Why did the server feel polite? Accepted requests.',
'What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.',
'What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!',
'Why did the pain reliever feel comfortable? It eased everything!',
'Why did the patch feel thorough? Tested well.',
'Why did the comet get kicked out of the solar system? It was always making a scene.',
'I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.',
'What do you call a group of cats sitting in a tree? A clowder of cats.',
'Why was the configuration file important? It set all rules.',
'I\'ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it\'s Hans free.',
'Why did the wine go to school? It wanted to be a bit more refined.',
'They don\'t watch the flintstones in Dubai. But Abu Dhabi do.',
'Why did the build feel complete? All features included.',
'Why was the fast food place by the stadium so popular? Every meal was a slam dunk.',
'What has a beginning but no end? Time.',
'Why did the CLI feel fast? Lightweight execution.',
'Why do Python programmers wear glasses? Because they can\'t C.',
'Why did the build feel relaxed? Few warnings.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at robot steps? A mechanical fish!',
'How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.',
'Pretty appropriate. Seven days without a pun makes one weak.',
'Why was the cache fast? It remembered everything.',
'Old yachtsmen don\'t die... They just keel over.',
'My friend keeps telling me I\'m in the closet. I just say it\'s Narnia business. @WillFerreI',
'What do you call a dancing wolf? A howl dancer!',
'Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”',
'What’s the worst thing about throwing a party in space? You have to planet.',
'How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.',
'A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. Police are looking into it.',
'Why was the regex loyal? It matched faithfully.',
'What do you call a group of caterpillars that are always eating? A hungry horde!',
'How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.',
'What do you call a group of dogs sitting in a tree? A pack of dogs.',
'Why was the developer resourceful? They googled everything.',
'What do you call a physicist who is always losing things? A scatterbrain.',
'Why did the man keep getting hit by a bike every day? It was a vicious cycle.',
'Why did the elephant get pulled over? He sped through the stomp sign.',
'Why did the HTML blush? CSS touched it.',
'Full Meal Jacket',
'Why don\'t thermometers ever feel feverish? They stay cool!',
'Why was the Peruvian soccer team so good? They were always peaking.',
'Why was the microservice popular? It was easy to use.',
'Why did the pequi feel oily? It was very fatty!',
'Why are slippers always so optimistic? Because they’re light on their feet!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at golf? A hole-in-one fish!',
'What do you call a dog that loves to create? An artistic pup!',
'A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.',
'Why did the cambuci feel rare? It was nearly extinct!',
'Why was the version control stable? It avoided conflicts.',
'I went on a two week holiday to the south of France. It was Toulon.',
'Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.',
'Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.',
'Why did the function feel loyal? Always executed.',
'Why was the release smooth? It was well-tested.',
'What do you call a cow that’s been to Subway? A Footlong.',
'What do you call a cow that plays piano? A moo-sician!',
'Why did the hockey player get arrested? He kept slashing people.',
'What do you call a movie that’s always late? A delayed reaction.',
'Why did the firewall refuse to go out? It wanted to stay secure.',
'What’s a priest’s favorite exercise? Cross-fit.',
'I\'m writing a book about glue, but I\'m stuck on the first chapter.',
'Why don\'t visions ever feel blind? They show the future!',
'5/4 of people admit that they\'re bad with fractions.',
'Why did the API feel rich? Many features.',
'Why did the pointer get lost? Null reference exception.',
'Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there\'s a Shortstop in between!',
'What did the Mexican say to his chicken? Oh-lay!',
'Why did the man go to art school? He wanted to draw his own conclusions.',
'Why did the hamburger get a speeding ticket? It was beefing with the law.',
'Who won the neck decorating contest? It was a tie.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at beginner steps? A learning fish!',
'Sometimes I squat on the floor, put my arms around my legs and lean forward. That\'s how I roll.',
'What do you call a group of bees that are always making honey? A sweet symphony!',
'Why was the tomato all red? It saw the french fries and ketchup making out.',
'Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside.',
'Why did the airbag feel ready? It prepared for impact!',
'What do you get hanging off banana trees? Sore arms.',
'Why did the drink go to the opera? It wanted to raise its spirits.',
'Where does a T-Rex spend his money? At the Dino-bank!',
'Why did the bartender go to the beach? To surf the net for some tropical drinks.',
'Two windmills are standing in a field. One asks the other, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”',
'What did the T-Rex use to cut wood? A dino-saw.',
'Why did the network feel clean? Minimal latency.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to reduce? A minimizing cat!',
'What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome',
'Why did the API feel stable? Consistent responses.',
'Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.',
'Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!',
'There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one-errors.',
'Why did the man jump out of the math book? He was tired of dealing with problems.',
'Why did the socks start an argument? They wanted to get a rise out of each other.',
'Why did the compiler feel patient? Waited for all code.',
'When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to swamp? A marsh cat!',
'What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.',
'Why don\'t iridium supplements ever feel soft? They\'re incredibly hard!',
'Why are socks so rarely jealous? They don’t like having a chip on their shoulder!',
'Why did the pilot get fired? He kept crashing the plane.',
'Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!',
'What do you call a lizard that sings? A rap-tile!',
'What do you call a cold puppy sitting on a bunny? A chili dog on a bun!',
'How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!',
'Why don\'t americium supplements ever feel smoke-free? They\'re in smoke detectors!',
'How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.',
'I’m reading a book about time travel. It’s a real page-turner.',
'Why did the mercury feel fluid? It was liquid at room temperature!',
'What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda!',
'Why was the data insecure? It was stored in plain text.',
'Dad I\'m hungry\' ... Hi hungry I\'m dad',
'Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.',
'Why can’t a man living in the US be buried in Canada? Because he’s still alive!',
'Why don\'t probiotics ever feel sick? They boost immunity!',
'Why did David bring a pencil to battle? To draw out Goliath.',
'How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.',
'What\'s Forrest Gump\'s password? 1forrest1',
'Why did the integer drown? It couldn\'t float.',
'Why did the whiskey blush? It saw the cocktail shake.',
'Why did the array go to therapy? It had too many issues.',
'Why did the byte go to therapy? It had too many bits of trauma.',
'What do you call a dancing chicken? A funky chicken!',
'Why did the man paint his computer? He wanted to spice up his byte!',
'Why did the dysprosium feel magnetic? It was used in hard drives!',
'What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a judge? A fair-er!',
'Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.',
'Why was the array polite? It kept everything in order.',
'Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at latin steps? A cultured fish!',
'Why did the Moldovan grape go out? It was raisin its profile.',
'If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?',
'What\'s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!',
'Why did the array get invited to parties? It had great elements.',
'Why did the bartender hate the fruit? Because it was a winey grape.',
'Why did the tequila never lie? It was always straight up.',
'When Dad drops a pea off of his plate \'oh dear I\'ve pee\'d on the table!\'',
'Why did the Vietnamese chicken cross the road? To Pho the other side.',
'Why don\'t teddy bears ever order dessert? They\'re always stuffed!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at engineering? A design fish!',
'Why do monks never use laptops? They prefer desktops because of their higher resolution.',
'Why did the milk go to the police? It was spilled.',
'Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath!',
'An ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.',
'What do you call a dinosaur that loves to sleep? A dino-snore!',
'How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.',
'I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time consuming.',
'Why did the UI feel safe? Good accessibility.',
'Why did the JSON file refuse to load? It wasn\'t valid.',
'Why don\'t dreams ever feel awake? They happen while sleeping!',
'Why did the patch feel neat? Removed clutter.',
'Why was the dev fast? They used shortcuts.',
'My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.',
'Why did the man keep eating shoelaces? He had a taste for tie food.',
'Why did the build feel automated? CI/CD pipelines.',
'How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!',
'My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.',
'Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it\'s indivisible.',
'What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who is sitting on a fence? Rail.',
'A truck of Terrapins crashed into a truck of tortoises. It was a turtle disaster.',
'What is the difference between a mathematician and a physicist? A mathematician will say, “That’s impossible!” and a physicist will say, “That’s not interesting!”',
'Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers!',
'I\'m starting a band called 1023mb We\'ll never get a gig.',
'Why did the log feel detailed? Debug info included.',
'Why did the sapodilla feel brown? It had brown skin!',
'Why was the loop bored? It kept doing the same thing.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at construction? A hammerhead!',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting lost? A Road Movie.',
'Triumphantly, Beth removed Python 2.7 from her server in 2020. \'Finally!\' she said with glee, only to see the announcement for Python 4.4.',
'Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.',
'Why did the chicken sit on the egg? It didn’t want the fast food to hatch.',
'All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.',
'Why did the app apply for a job? It wanted to get a better platform.',
'How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.',
'What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train!',
'Why did the UI feel proud? Beautiful design.',
'What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño your face.',
'What has a head but no brain? A puppet.',
'Why did the gin always take photos? It wanted to capture the spirits.',
'I don\'t want to sound big headed but I wear extra large hats.',
'Why did the German cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer too long.',
'What do you call a dancing puma? A powerful dancer!',
'Why did the whiskey never answer back? It didn’t want to cause any spirits.',
'What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language',
'Why did the CSS feel smooth? Transitions enabled.',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a builder? A construct-er!',
'What do you call a sheep who can sing and dance? Lady Ba Ba.',
'Why did the man put his radio in the fridge? He wanted to hear some cool tunes.',
'I\'ll call you later. Don\'t call me later, call me Dad.',
'Why did the UI feel lively? Micro-interactions.',
'Why don\'t speed limits ever feel rushed? They set the pace!',
'If I ever go missing, just follow my kids. They can find me wherever I try to hide!',
'What do you call a dinosaur that eats too much? A Sauri Overweightus!',
'What do you call a cat that loves to adventure? An explorer cat!',
'Why don\'t cookies ever feel lonely? They come in packages!',
'Why did the tin feel useful? It preserved food!',
'How do you describe a humble priest? Pastorized.',
'What do you call a singing Laptop? A Dell',
'What did one charged atom say to the other? I’ve got my ion you.',
'At what time does the soldier go to the dentist? 1430.',
'Why did the HTML element break up? It didn\'t have enough attributes.',
'The recruitment consultant asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?" I said "I wouldn\'t do it if you paid me."',
'What do you call a dancing ferret? A tube dancer!',
'Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune',
'I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.',
'Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans',
'Why did the UI feel modern? Flat design.',
'They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.',
'What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork!',
'Why did the priest encourage fasting? To reduce sin size.',
'Honey, stop looking for the perfect match… use a lighter.',
'Knock-knock. A race condition. Who is there?',
'Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.',
'Someone called me pretentious the other day... I almost choked on my latte.',
'Why was the CDN quick? It served content instantly.',
'Why did the server feel prepared? Redundant systems.',
'Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.',
'Why did the vegetable go to the party? To turnip the beet!',
'Why don\'t werewolves ever get lost? They follow their nose!',
'What has a nose but doesn’t smell? A mountain of ash.',
'Why did the function feel clever? Recursive solution.',
'Why are chemists excellent at solving problems? They have the solutions.',
'How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!',
'Why did the crab never share? Because he’s shellfish.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at mindfulness therapy? A present fish!',
'Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!',
'Why did the coffee go to the police? It was mugged.',
'Why was the CDN quick? It was close to everyone.',
'Why did the syntax get praised? It was clean.',
'Why did the boat go to school? To improve its sailing skills.',
'Why did the CLI feel humble? Quiet mode.',
'Why did the CLI feel ready? All scripts executable.',
'Why did the man run around his bed? He was trying to catch up on his sleep!',
'Why was the driver calm? It handled all traffic.',
'Where do programmers like to hangout? The Foo Bar.',
'What is this movie about? It is about 2 hours long.',
'Asked to explain Unicode during an interview, Geoff went into detail about his final year university project. He was not hired.',
'Did you know that protons have mass? I didn\'t even know they were catholic.',
'Just been fishing... It was reely good.',
'Why don\'t fluorine supplements ever feel dull? They\'re highly reactive!',
'Why was the CPU confident? It could handle multiple processes.',
'What sits on top of a house and goes “woof woof”? A roof!',
'Why was Joseph given a sweater by Mary? Because she knew it was woven by God’s plan.',
'The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this.',
'Why did the repo feel sharp? Clean diffs.',
'Why did the log feel smart? Timestamped messages.',
'I told my son I was going to buy him a book on procrastination, but I keep putting it off.',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a therapist? A counsel-or!',
'Why was the potato so cool? It was a sweet potato.',
'Doctor, I\'ve broken my arm in several places" Doctor "Well don\'t go to those places."',
'Why did the chicken go to KFC? It wanted to see its relatives.',
'The universe implodes. No matter.',
'Why did the bug feel nervous? It was about to be squashed.',
'What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.',
'Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball!',
'Why was the game server popular? It had great players.',
'What do fireflies eat between meals? Light snacks!',
'How do you describe an intoxicated cow? Moooo-dified.',
'What did the boy star say to the girl star? I really glow for you.',
'Why did the bartender always carry a notebook? To keep tabs.',
'Why did the CSS feel chic? Trendy fonts.',
'I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!',
'What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!',
'Why don’t sharks like phone calls? They prefer texting!',
'Why did the barber win the race? He took a short cut.',
'Why did the soccer ball go to school? To get its kicks!',
'What do you call a cat that loves railways? A conductor cat!',
'How does the Earth get around? It orbits!',
'A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I\'ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you".',
'What do you call a cat that loves to entertain? A show cat!',
'Why does Norway put barcodes on their battleships? So when they dock, they can Scandinavian!',
'Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.',
'Why did the encryption feel strong? Long keys.',
'What’s the best kind of bird to work for at a construction company? A crane.',
'I thought about going on an all-almond diet..... But that\'s just nuts',
'How do you describe a priest who’s an expert in gardening? A spiritual planter.',
'One arm butlers - they can take it, but they can\'t dish it out.',
'Why did the priest always wear glasses? To have a clearer vision of God.',
'Why did the patch feel precise? Targeted bug fix.',
'What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.',
'Why did the programmer bring a broom? To sweep through the codebase.',
'How do dinosaur’s pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus Checks!',
'A furniture store keeps calling me. But all I wanted was one night stand.',
'Why don’t eggs trust computers? They have bad yolk-gorithms!',
'Why did the code feel optimized? Reduced complexity.',
'Why don’t cars ever get tired? Because they come with a spare.',
'Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants at the fast-food joint.',
'Why was the network fast? It avoided congestion.',
'Why did the code feel mature? Well-tested.',
'Why did the API feel rich? Detailed responses.',
'Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly.',
'Hand me my Mondeo, my semidetached house, my unloved wife, my unfulfilling job, my xbox kids. Twitter, I am your dad and I tell bad jokes.',
'What has a nose but doesn’t smell? A mountain.',
'Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to drop? A falling cat!',
'Why did the encryption feel alert? Rotated keys.',
'What happens when two windmills get married? They have a lovely wedding!',
'Why did the mouse avoid parties? It hated double clicks.',
'I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.',
'Software developers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.',
'Why did the moscovium feel Russian? It was named after Moscow!',
'A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “How much for a beer?” The bartender replies, “For you? No charge.”',
'How can you tell a vampire has a cold? They start coffin.',
'What do you call an elephant that hates taking baths? A smellyphant!',
'Why don\'t zinc supplements ever feel run down? They boost immunity!',
'Why did the fry never share? It was too salty.',
'Why did the database table get a medal? It was outstanding in its field.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at blues steps? A sad fish!',
'What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.',
'Bloody thespians, always making a scene.',
'Why does Peter pan always fly?Because he neverlands!',
'Why do pumpkins sit on people\'s porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.',
'Why did the lemon go to the party? To add some twist.',
'Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.',
'Why did the clock feel timely? It was always on schedule!',
'Why did the diet coach send the bread away? It was a loaf-er.',
'Why don\'t basilisks ever need glasses? They have deadly vision!',
'Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It had a bad chip.',
'Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They\'re making headlines.',
'What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.',
'I\'ll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.',
'Why did the patch feel fast? Applied instantly.',
'Why did the sandwich go to the doctor? It was feeling all bread inside.',
'How do you find the population of Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.',
'What did the house wear to the windy party? A breeze-ment!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at urban planning? A city fish!',
'Why don\'t livermorium supplements ever feel toxic? They\'re surprisingly clean!',
'Why did the CLI feel fast? Lightweight commands.',
'Why was the physicist studying gravity? It was such an attractive field.',
'Why was the chatbot polite? It always responded.',
'How can you tell an apple is sad? When it’s feeling core-y.',
'How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they prefer dark mode.',
'What’s a priest’s favorite vegetable? Lettuce pray.',
'Why did the HTML feel aligned? Perfect layout.',
'What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell.',
'Why did the network feel flexible? Many protocols.',
'Why did the wine go to the bank? To save its bottle.',
'Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!',
'Why did the Russian sleepwalk? He was trying to catch up on his sleep.',
'What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms.',
'Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re a bit shellfish!',
'Why did the chicken join the séance? To get to the other side.',
'Why did the release feel smooth? No bugs found.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to protect? A guard pup!',
'What do you call a cow that can\'t produce milk? An udder failure!',
'What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale.',
'Wind turbines. I\'m a big fan!',
'What album could an elephant listen to all day long? Tusk by Fleetwood Mac.',
'Why did the tungsten feel bright? It glowed in light bulbs!',
'Mom: "I\'m going to jump in the shower" Dad: "It\'s probably safer if you just stand"',
'Why don\'t chimeras ever feel confused? They\'re part everything!',
'Why did the query feel picky? Many filters.',
'What do you call a sad coffee? Depresso.',
'The teacher drew a heart on the board. After seeing it, one student said “You’re so vein.”',
'What do you call a moon that can’t make up its mind? A waxe-ing crescent!',
'Why did the network feel stable? No packet loss.',
'Why was the log file big? It recorded everything.',
'Why did the function feel important? Core logic.',
'How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West.',
'Albinos - can\'t say fairer than that.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to drown? A swimming pup!',
'What did the biologist wear on Halloween? A chloro-phil costume!',
'Why did the server feel welcoming? Handled many requests.',
'Why did the American get a speeding ticket? He was driving too fast.',
'What has a shadow but no substance? A hologram.',
'I\'m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don\'t know why.',
'What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.',
'Why did the HTML feel semantic? Correct heading tags.',
'Full credit to the whoever made this for Putin in the effort.',
'I\'m afraid I\'ve caught poetry. Don\'t worry, I used to suffer from short stories. Really?When? Once upon a time',
'Why can\'t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the P is silent',
'A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can\'t cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”',
'What do you call stolen computer parts? Loot-ware!',
'Why did the rabbi bring an umbrella? To weather the storm of questions.',
'Why did the rambutan feel spiky? It had a rough exterior!',
'A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "we don\'t serve food here."',
'Why did the cricket player get lost? He kept following the ball.',
'Why do so many people with laser hair want to get it removed?',
'Why did the Chilean tomato turn red? It saw the salsa bowl.',
'Why did the doughnut go to the dentist? It had a hole in it.',
'Why did the computer get cold? It left its Windows open.',
'I don\'t like atoms, they\'re liars. They make up everything.',
'Why did the microservice celebrate? It scaled up.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to flood? An overflowing cat!',
'Why don\'t skateboards ever feel flat? They roll with style!',
'Why did the cherry get promoted? It was the pick of the bunch!',
'My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That\'s ridiculous, I didn\'t even know it was today!',
'Why did the encryption feel secure? Strong algorithms.',
'I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.',
'Why don\'t eggs tell jokes? They\'d crack each other up!',
'Why was Cinderella not good at basketball? Her coach was a pumpkin.',
'What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.',
'What do you call a cow with no legs and two eyes? Still ground beef!',
'“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”',
'What do you call a running dinosaur? Tri-athlete!',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting fan theories? A Mystery.',
'What did the man in the moon do when his car broke down? He called triple-A!',
'10. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.',
'Why did the build feel nostalgic? Legacy code.',
'Why did the code go on vacation? It needed a break.',
'Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to outperform? A stellar cat!',
'Why was the mobile app friendly? It had a great interface.',
'Why did the wine get in trouble? It was always bottled up.',
'I’m not afraid of flying, but I am afraid of falling out of the sky. I’m not sure if that’s possible, but it’s still scary.',
'Why did the API feel organized? RESTful.',
'Why did the Mexican bicycle stand on its own? It was two-tired.',
'Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop? To make ends meat.',
'Why don’t eggs tell secrets? They might crack up.',
'What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-o acid.',
'Why did the onion start crying? It got cut out of the fast-food order.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to solve? A detective cat!',
'My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why. I had to draw my own conclusions.',
'What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig',
'Why was the driver happy? All devices were working.',
'Nostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.',
'Why don\'t cobalt supplements ever feel deficient? They support B12!',
'I’m friends with all electricians. We have good current connections.',
'Why did the build feel wise? Used caching.',
'Why was the OS calm? It managed resources well.',
'How do you make a goldfish old? Take away the “g”.',
'Why did the server feel dizzy? Too many requests.',
'What\'s the best part about TCP jokes? I get to keep telling them until you get them.',
'My friend\'s in a band called \'1023 Megabytes\'... They haven\'t got a gig yet!',
'Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.',
'Why did the protein powder feel strong? It built muscle!',
'Why do accountants look so good in heels? Because they never lose their balance.',
'Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit? It was cultured.',
'Why did the variable break up with the function? Too many dependencies.',
'What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.',
'Why was the code review so stressful? Too many comments.',
'Two atoms bump into each other. One says, “I think I lost an electron!” The other asks, “Are you positive?”',
'Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to exercise? A gym cat!',
'What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe? Mitosis!',
'Why did the CSS feel shiny? Glossy buttons.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to persevere? A determined cat!',
'I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.',
'What do you call a cat that bowls? An alley cat.',
'Why did the vanadium feel metabolic? It aided glucose processing!',
'Why did the CLI feel thorough? Complete help.',
'How many bones are in the human hand? A handful of them.',
'Why did the pastor like his new shoes? They were soul-saving.',
'Why did the OS go to school? To improve its user interface.',
'How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!',
'Why was the sysadmin respected? They knew all passwords.',
'Why did the UI feel interactive? Animations.',
'Why did the HTML feel friendly? Accessible markup.',
'What did the pants say to the shoes? “Let’s make strides together!”',
'Why did the movie star go to the hospital? He had a screen test.',
'Why did the server go to therapy? It had too many connections.',
'Why don\'t streetlights ever feel dark? They illuminate everything!',
'Why don\'t curtains ever feel exposed? They always have privacy!',
'Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies!',
'What did the biologist order for lunch? Al-gae.',
'What do you call a duck that gets all A\'s? A wise quacker.',
'What\'s the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.',
'I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly 32 old guys.',
'Why was the AI model smart? It learned from the best.',
'Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.',
'Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it\'s too far to walk.',
'Why did the neodymium feel magnetic? It made strong magnets!',
'What do you call an avocado that got in a fight? A guaca-mole!',
'How do hens stay fit? They always egg-cercise!',
'Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.',
'Why did the network feel robust? Redundant paths.',
'My friend is going on holiday to the Middle East. Oman, that sounds fun...',
'Why was the source code clean? It followed best practices.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at yahtzee? A dice fish!',
'What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1Forrest1',
'Why did the bread go to therapy? It had too many issues to toast about.',
'What kind of fish is made up of two sodium atoms? 2Na (Tuna).',
'Why was the merge request happy? It got accepted.',
'Why don\'t auguries ever feel meaningless? They\'re divine signs!',
'What does fog do for fun? Misting around!',
'What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I\'ll go on ahead!',
'What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed? Don\'t look I\'m changing!',
'Why did the function feel reliable? Always returned.',
'Why was the mobile app reliable? It never crashed.',
'Theres a new type of pillow made from corduroy... Its making headlines.',
'Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!',
'Why did the algorithm feel quick? Low time complexity.',
'11. Cows go to the cinema to watch cocoanut-based chocolate snack. It is udderly, udderly moo-ving.',
'Why did the electric car feel discriminated against? Because the rules weren\'t current.',
'What do you call a sleepy bull? A bulldozer!',
'I fear for the calendar, it\'s days are numbered.',
'Why do some couples go to the gym? To work it out!',
'Why was the software light? It was optimized.',
'Why was the boolean confident? It knew its truth.',
'What’s a vegetable’s favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.',
'Why did the cup go to therapy? It was feeling empty!',
'What did one plate say to the other? “Dinner’s on me!”',
'Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It\'s fine, he woke up.',
'What do you call a programmer from Finland? Nerdic.',
'An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.',
'Why was the function predictable? It always returned the same output.',
'My computer sings, it\'s a Dell.',
'Last night it was raining cats and dogs... I stepped in a poodle.',
'What do you call an elephant that rides the bus? A bus rider!',
'Why don\'t sphinxes ever answer questions wrong? They know riddles!',
'What did the Spanish fireman name his two sons? Hose A and Hose B.',
'What do you call an elephant that doesn\'t matter? An irrelephant.',
'Why don\'t rutherfordium supplements ever feel scattered? They\'re well-organized!',
'Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at tap steps? a rhythmic fish!',
'Why did the beer always get mail? It was on draft.',
'Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they couldn’t afford the dino-soaring costs!',
'Why did the apple go to the doctor? It had a bad core!',
'Why did the Mexican take a siesta? Because he was feeling a little taco’d.',
'Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.',
'Why was the bug rare? It only appeared under specific conditions.',
'Why did the CLI feel simple? Easy commands.',
'Why did the fish oil feel slippery? It was well-lubricated!',
'Why did the man sit on the clock? He wanted to be on “time.”',
'Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.',
'Why did the functions stop calling each other? Because they had constant arguments.',
'Note to all dads of teens, keep a dog. That way someone is excited to see you!',
'Why couldn\'t the bike standup by itself? It was two tired.',
'Why was the operating system confident? It managed all resources well.',
'Why don\'t holmium supplements ever feel weak? They\'re highly magnetic!',
'Why did the mangosteen feel royal? It was called the queen fruit!',
'Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!',
'What did one hat say to the other? You stay here! I’ll go on ahead.',
'Why did the UI feel smooth? No lag in interactions.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to evolve? A growing pup!',
'What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?',
'Why did the scarecrow become a soccer player? Because he was outstanding in his field.',
'How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie on it.',
'What do you call a mouse that can\'t decide? Maybe!',
'Why did the commit feel proud? Feature complete.',
'Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.',
'What did the Java code say to the C code? You\'ve got no class.',
'What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father in law.',
'Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.',
'Why did the egg go to the doctor? It had a cracked shell.',
'Why did the vodka go to the art gallery? It wanted to get a bit cultured.',
'Ever noticed that glass tastes like blood?',
'Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he stood out in his field. Or did he? Maybe it’s all relative.',
'Why did the priest give free tennis lessons? He wanted to help with service.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at soccer? A goal fish!',
'Why did the CSS feel flexible? Responsive design.',
'How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste!',
'Why did the hot dog go to the library? It wanted to see if there were any books about wieners.',
'What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!',
'Why did the tin feel preserved? It prevented oxidation!',
'What has an eye but can’t wink? A potato.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at economics? A money fish!',
'Dad: Where can I get a potato clock? Son: Why a potato clock?!? Dad: I\'ve got a new job and my boss said I need to get-a-potato-clock',
'Why was the airplane so good at school? Because it always had its head in the clouds.',
'Why did the function feel clear? Descriptive names.',
'Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they\'re shellfish.',
'Why did the McDonald’s employee get fired? He kept putting the buns on the wrong side of the burger.',
'What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator? A Fermilabrador Retriever.',
'Why did the server feel calm? Handled load gracefully.',
'Why was the binary code confident? It always knew its place.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at giant steps? A big fish!',
'Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.',
'Why did the build feel complete? All tests passed.',
'A man went to A&E at the weekend who swallowed 12 plastic horses. Don\'t worry the doctors describe his condition as stable.',
'Why did the elephant paint himself green? To hide in the meadow.',
'Why was the developer afraid of elevators? They were scared of callbacks.',
'There is a new disease found in margarine... Apparently it spreading very easily.',
'Why is the accountant also good at being a parent? Having kids is taxing!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at comedy? A funny fish!',
'What did the Filipino fish say? I’m Manila!',
'3.14% of sailors are pi-rates.',
'Why did the encryption feel strong? AES-256.',
'Why did the HTML feel organized? Indented properly.',
'Why did the DNS server refuse to work? It didn\'t want to resolve anything.',
'How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it',
'Why did the UI feel responsive? Mobile optimized.',
'What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.',
'I just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore.',
'Why did the bartender become a writer? He had a lot of bottled-up emotions.',
'How do you describe a priest in winter? Holy and frosty.',
'What do you get if you cross a baseball player and a tree? Babe Root.',
'Why did the function feel reusable? Modular design.',
'My wife told me I was average, I think she\'s mean.',
'A man tried to sell me a coffin today... I told him that\'s the last thing I need.',
'Cows go who? No, cows go moo.',
'Why don\'t crystal balls ever feel cloudy? They show clear visions!',
'A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.',
'I’d tell you a USB joke but it would never sync in!',
'What’s the best way to study the Bible? You Luke into it.',
'Why did the cheese get in trouble? It was too slice to everyone.',
'Why did the crab never share? Because he\'s shellfish.',
'They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian - they\'re not laughing now.',
'What do mermaids use to wash their fins? Tide.',
'Why don\'t muscle relaxers ever feel tense? They loosen everything!',
'Exit signs - they\'re on the way out aren\'t they.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at occupational therapy? A job fish!',
'What do you call a group of black holes that are always getting into trouble? The Dark Side of the Force.',
'Why did the repo feel active? Frequent commits.',
'I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.',
'Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn\'t see that well!',
'What do you call a group of spiders that are always building webs? A weaving crew!',
'What happens when you tell an egg a joke? It cracks up.',
'Why did the skeleton not fight the wind while traveling? He didn’t have the guts.',
'Why did the moon get fired from its job? It was always waxing poetic.',
'Why was the sapling so frustrated? Because it couldn’t succeed — it was stumped!',
'Why did the object feel special? Unique instance.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at folk steps? A traditional fish!',
'Why don’t elephants chew gum? They’re afraid they might step in it!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at tightrope steps? A balanced fish!',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting a sequel, a prequel, and a reboot? A Mess.',
'Why did the Japanese bread get a job? It wanted to bring home the dough.',
'What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s popcorn?”',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at group therapy? A circle fish!',
'Who was the first tennis player in the Bible? Joseph, because he served in Pharaoh’s court.',
'Why did the rooster cross the road? He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.',
'Why did the tea go to the doctor? It was feeling a little weak.',
'Why did the HTML feel light? No heavy scripts.',
'How does the sun cut his hair? Eclipse it!',
'Why did the tortilla chip start dancing? It got into the salsa.',
'Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!',
'Why did the ytterbium feel infrared? It absorbed infrared light!',
'What are a scientist’s favorite type of pants? Lab coats!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at pet therapy? An animal fish!',
'A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"',
'Why did the encryption feel reliable? Tested algorithms.',
'What did one plate say to another? Dinner’s on me!',
'Why do programmers like dark mode? It doesn’t attract bugs!',
'Why was the loop dizzy? It kept going round and round.',
'The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.',
'Why did the database feel active? High queries per second.',
'Why don\'t tarot cards ever feel meaningless? Each card has significance!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at charades? An actor fish!',
'Why did the encryption feel secure? Strong keys.',
'I just built an ATM that only gives out coins. I don’t know why no one’s thought of it before: it just makes cents!',
'Why was the AI humble? It admitted mistakes.',
'My son asked me to take him to the hospital because he had a large red mark on his face. I said "Let\'s not make any rash decisions."',
'What do you call a fish that loves mornings? A dawn fish!',
'Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to lower? A sinking cat!',
'Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll!',
'Why did the lucuma feel golden? It had golden flesh!',
'Why was the query accurate? It selected correctly.',
'I don\'t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I\'m just doing it for kicks.',
'Why don\'t supernatural beings ever feel ordinary? They transcend natural laws!',
'Why did the server feel welcoming? Handled many clients.',
'Why can’t computers tell a secret? Their lips are sealed!',
'I just swapped our bed for a trampoline. My wife hit the roof.',
'Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? Samson because he brought the house down.',
'What’s a cat’s favorite button on a French keyboard? Paws.',
'I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help.',
'Why was the queue calm? It waited its turn.',
'I was going to make a joke about the old bed, but then it fell apart.',
'How do you generate a random string? Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.',
'Why did the bohrium feel Danish? It was named after Bohr!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at vocational therapy? A career fish!',
'Why did the program feel bloated? Too many dependencies.',
'Why was the Incredible Hulk so good at gardening? He had a green thumb.',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting sequels? A Cinematic Universe.',
'Why did the multivitamin feel complete? It had everything!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at fundamental steps? A basic fish!',
'Why did the hot dog wear a sweater? It was a chili dog.',
'Why don\'t erasers ever make mistakes? They fix everything!',
'Why did the test feel complete? Covered all cases.',
'Why did the function feel reusable? Well-structured logic.',
'Why did the API feel consistent? Standardized responses.',
'I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.',
'Why did the neptunium feel mysterious? It was artificially created!',
'Why did the lotion feel soft? It was always gentle!',
'Why did the encryption feel wise? Trusted standard.',
'Why did the CLI feel intuitive? Clear help messages.',
'I went to the doctor the other day I said \'have you got anything for wind\' so he gave me a kite.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at musical steps? A melodic fish!',
'What do you call a priest who becomes a detective? Father Brown.',
'Why did the man go to the zoo? To see the married couple.',
'Why did the americium feel patriotic? It was named after America!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at volleyball? A spike fish!',
'What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.',
'Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.',
'The biggest ant in the world is called what? An eleph-ant!',
'Hey, wanna hear a joke? Parsing HTML with regex.',
'Why don\'t shapeshifters ever feel stuck? They can change form!',
'How does the sun stay in shape? Lots of light exercise!',
'What do you call a dog that loves to excel? A superior pup!',
'Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.',
'What kind of shoes to frogs wear? Open-toad sandals.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at theology? A divine fish!',
'Why did the CSS feel bright? Vibrant colors.',
'I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.',
'It\'s spicy: universal dad code for "I don\'t want to share."',
'What sort of vehicle does a Jedi drive? A Toy-Yoda.',
'What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!',
'Start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.',
'I\'ve just voted for Charlie\'s odyssey by Charlie Denholm as the funniest film',
'Why don\'t chlorine supplements ever feel dirty? They clean everything!',
'Why did the caju feel cashew-like? It was a cashew fruit!',
'Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.',
'18. What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.',
'What do you call a dancing fox? A clever dancer!',
'If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?',
'What do you call a dog that loves to tower? A giant pup!',
'How do you check if a webpage is HTML5? Try it out on Internet Explorer',
'The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.',
'Did you hear two silk worms had a race? It ended in a tie!',
'What’s the difference between a husband and a vacuum cleaner? The vacuum cleaner doesn’t ask for more money.',
'Why was the URL always invited to the party? Because it was well-addressed.',
'Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!',
'Why don\'t paranormal activities ever feel normal? They defy scientific explanation!',
'I told my wife I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. She didn’t believe me until I rode pasta.',
'I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.',
'Why was the build fast? It used parallel compilation.',
'What do you call a fake stone? A sham rock!',
'Why did the proxy run errands? It liked doing things for others.',
'Why was the hat late to work? It overswept!',
'Why did the palladium feel precious? It was used in jewelry!',
'I would tell a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.',
'Why did the burrito blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.',
'Why was the release candidate confident? It passed all tests.',
'What has a soul but no body? A song.',
'Why did the release feel stable? Well-tested.',
'Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watchdogs.',
'Why don\'t palm readings ever feel handless? They read life lines!',
'Why did the physics teacher and the biology teacher break up? There was no reaction.',
'Why was the AI chatbot always talking? It loved conversations.',
'What has a shadow but no substance? A dream.',
'What did the drummer call his two daughters? Anna One, Anna Two!',
'Why don\'t lanthanum supplements ever feel common? They\'re quite rare!',
'Why did the cocktail go shopping? It wanted to mix and match.',
'How do locomotives hear? Through the train station!',
'I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.',
'I can\'t tell if i like this blender... It keeps giving me mixed results.',
'Why was the developer wise? They wrote maintainable code.',
'Whoever invented the door knocker deserves a no-bell prize!',
'Why did the fork join the band? It had good rhythm!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at risk? A strategy fish!',
'Why did the function feel modular? Reusable components.',
'How old are you again? I\'ve lost track at this point.',
'Why did the Czech lemon stay out of the sun? It didn’t want to be a sour puss.',
'What do you call a sun that’s up too early? A son rise!',
'Why did the airplane break up with the helicopter? It was tired of the chopper’s ups and downs.',
'Why did the encryption feel private? Rotated keys.',
'Why did the platinum feel precious? It was incredibly valuable!',
'Why was the query simple? It avoided joins.',
'Why was the frontend pretty? It had good CSS.',
'Why did the API feel helpful? Good error messages.',
'What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at rock steps? A solid fish!',
'Why don\'t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy!',
'Why did the repo feel dependable? Long history.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at cinematic steps? A movie fish!',
'Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? It\'s because the cows weren\'t getting a square meal.',
'What’s a swimmer’s favorite nut? Cashew!',
'I didn\'t want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to deluge? A torrential pup!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at mathematics? A number fish!',
'Why did the function feel swift? Early returns.',
'99.9% of the people are dumb! Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%',
'Why did the lamp feel bright? It had a brilliant idea!',
'Why did the map feel traveled? It showed the way!',
'What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!',
'What do you call cheese that isn’t real? Un-brie-lievable!',
'Why was the mobile app happy? It got five stars.',
'Why was the virtual machine so lonely? It was isolated.',
'Why did the log feel repetitive? Duplicate entries.',
'A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.',
'What race is never run? A swimming race.',
'Why are jackets so bad at telling secrets? Because they blabbermouth!',
'Why was the blockchain always invited to the party? It was trustworthy.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at humanistic therapy? A person fish!',
'Why did the HTML feel neat? Well-indented.',
'A pet shop was ransacked last week... ...there are currently no leads.',
'Why did the banana go to the doctor? It was feeling a little down.',
'Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.',
'What do you call a pig in a karate outfit? Pork chop!',
'What do you call a cat that loves first aid? A medic cat!',
'What do you call a cow that can\'t moo? A milk dud!',
'I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!',
'Why was the version control always invited to parties? It kept everything in check.',
'I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.',
'Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.',
'Why did the developer go to the doctor? They had a bad case of recursion.',
'Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.',
'How do you know if there\'s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!',
'Did you hear about the pants that got hemmed? They were distressed!',
'Why did the debugger celebrate? Bug fixed.',
'Why did the API feel smooth? Seamless responses.',
'How do you describe a drunk snowman? Watered-down.',
'Why did the drink go to school? To be a little brrrr-ighter!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at sports? An athletic fish!',
'Why did the encryption feel unbeatable? Quantum-proof.',
'How is my wallet like an onion? Every time I open it, I cry.',
'Why did the commit feel neat? Focused changes.',
'Why did the drink blush? It saw the bar snacks.',
'Why did the web page go to therapy? It had too many layers of divs.',
'There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who don\'t',
'What did the dog say to the two trees? Bark bark.',
'Why did the HTML feel modern? Used latest tags.',
'Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds.',
'What\'s the best thing about a Boolean? Even if you\'re wrong, you\'re only off by a bit.',
'Why did the beer draft itself? It wanted to join the majors.',
'Why are iPhones always hungry? They have no storage!',
'Why was the data packet quick? It took the fast lane.',
'Why did the germanium feel semiconductive? It controlled electricity!',
'Why did the m&m go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.',
'Why did the log feel complete? Captured all logs.',
'What has a mouth but doesn’t talk? A black hole in space.',
'What kind of music does a boulder like? Rock ’n’ roll.',
'Why did the donut visit the dentist? It needed a filling.',
'Why did the stop sign feel authoritative? It commanded respect!',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting rebooted? A Reboot.',
'Why was the update smooth? It had no breaking changes.',
'Why did the container feel safe? It was isolated.',
'Why did the principal hate insect jokes? She found them to bee irritating!',
'Why did the patch feel noble? Fixed security hole.',
'Why did the mirror feel reflective? It was thinking deeply!',
'What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.',
'Why did the alcoholic go to the fruit stand? He wanted to find the hard cider.',
'Why did the IDE go to therapy? It was full of issues.',
'Why did the xenon feel noble? It rarely reacted!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at baby steps? A careful fish!',
'What is the tallest building in the world? The library, it\'s got the most stories!',
'Why don’t scientists trust atoms when they travel? Because they make up everything!',
'How do you organize a space party? You planet.',
'A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.',
'Why did the ice cream truck break down? From the Rocky Road.',
'What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.',
'What do you call a dictionary on drugs? HIGH-Definition.',
'Why did the query feel sharp? Used indexes.',
'Why did the function feel stable? No crashes.',
'Why did the repo feel warm? Many stars.',
'What do you call a dog that loves books? A literary pup!',
'Why did the encryption feel safe? Tested algorithms.',
'Why did the database smile? Query successful.',
'Where do badminton players keep their birds? In shuttlecans!',
'Why did the repo feel healthy? Few issues reported.',
'I woke up with a face full of rice. I must\'ve fallen asleep as soon as my head hit the pilau.',
'Why did the mouse stop working? It was clicked out.',
'Why did the argon feel noble? It was a noble gas!',
'What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.',
'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.',
'23. A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.',
'Why was the developer happy? The build passed.',
'Why did the build feel fresh? New features.',
'Why did the CSS feel neat? Organized stylesheets.',
'I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn’t find any.',
'What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound.',
'What did one Hungarian say to the other? I’m Hungary too!',
'How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to party? A fun cat!',
'Why did the repo feel global? Many contributors.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to maximize? An ambitious cat!',
'What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn\'t a dad? A faux pa.',
'What do you call a cat that loves reminders? A memory cat!',
'What do you call a movie that’s always making a mess? A blockbuster.',
'Why did the man cross the road? To get away from his wife.',
'Why did the nun keep her computer? She couldn’t give up the faithbook.',
'How do you fit 5 bullocks and 2 donkeys in a small car? Put 2 bullocks in the front, 2 in the back, and the rest in the ashtray!',
'Why don\'t illusions ever feel honest? They deceive perception!',
'Why was the commit perfect? It solved the issue.',
'My kid gave me a \'World\'s Best Dad\' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.',
'Why did the repo get deleted? It was outdated.',
'Why don\'t oysters share? Because they\'re shellfish!',
'What\'s black and white and read all over? The newspaper.',
'First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don\'t talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club',
'Why was the API honest? It returned true data.',
'Why was the database table polite? It always had good relations.',
'Why did the API feel healthy? Passed tests.',
'What\'s the difference between a seal and a sea lion? An ion!',
'Why did the HTML feel neat? Properly nested tags.',
'Why did the chicken sit on an egg? She didn’t want to lay down on the job!',
'What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.',
'Why did the CLI feel advanced? Tab completion.',
'What kind of bear dissolves in water? A polar bear.',
'Why did the traffic light never go to school? It knew how to stop and go without being told!',
'Why did the log feel satisfied? All OK.',
'Why was the encryption sad? It felt so misunderstood.',
'What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.',
'Why are church bells good for your health? They exercise your soul and your ears.',
'Why did the CLI feel neat? Short commands.',
'What has an eye but can’t see? A needle in a haystack.',
'What do you call a dancing skunk? A stinky dancer!',
'What do you call a man with a sewer on his head? Lou!',
'Why did the wine always wear a coat? It didn’t want to catch a cold.',
'Why did the CSS feel adaptive? Responsive design.',
'Why did the beer always giggle? It was hoppy.',
'Why didn\'t the skeleton go for prom? Because it had nobody.',
'Why did the zirconium feel precious? It looked like diamonds!',
'I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.',
'What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.',
'Why did the coffee mug feel empty? It needed a refill!',
'Why did the function feel flexible? Accepted multiple arguments.',
'Why did the algorithm always win? It knew all the steps.',
'Why did the cocktail get kicked out of school? It couldn’t concentrate.',
'Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of blue jeans!',
'Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer so long!',
'I don’t trust someone who can’t drink. How can they handle their spirits?',
'What did the stamen say to the pistil? “I like your style!”',
'Why did the chatbot feel happy? Many interactions.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at social work? A helper fish!',
'What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Your majesty!',
'Why did the network feel vast? Many subnets.',
'Why don\'t tantalum supplements ever feel reactive? They\'re incredibly inert!',
'Why was the broom late for work? It overswept!',
'I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.',
'Why did the algorithm feel generous? Shared resources.',
'How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.',
'Why was the if statement jealous? The else got all the attention.',
'Why did the CLI feel concise? Short syntax.',
'What do you call a thieving alligator? A crookodile.',
'I’d explain this joke, but it’s too complex, and I don’t want to go off on a tangent.',
'Why did the server feel prepared? Backup ready.',
'Why did the pizza join the circus? It wanted to be a pizza the action.',
'What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.',
'Why was the stack patient? It waited for pop calls.',
'What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.',
'Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!',
'Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? They would get called for traveling!',
'Why was the laptop thin? It was on a diet.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at basketball? A slam dunk fish!',
'Why did the build feel efficient? Parallel execution.',
'Why did the apple go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little crabby.',
'Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.',
'Why don\'t stars ever feel cold? They\'re always burning!',
'Why don\'t ghouls ever feel full? They\'re always hungry!',
'Why didn\'t the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.',
'What\'s E.T. short for? He\'s only got little legs.',
'What did the pants say to the socks? “I’ve got you covered!”',
'Why did the database administrator love music? They worked with keys and records.',
'Why don\'t GPS devices ever feel confused? They know every route!',
'Why did the UI feel bright? Colorful design.',
'What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.',
'Why did the color green feel blue? It was green with envy!',
'Why did the pear go to the library? Because it wanted to check out a book.',
'Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I\'m sure I\'ve never met herbivore.',
'Why did the CLI feel intuitive? Clear instructions.',
'Why was the encryption happy? It kept secrets.',
'Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets.',
'What dinosaurs work in the library? Bookasaurs!',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting spoofed? A Parody.',
'What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one.',
'Why did the spoon go to school? To stir up some knowledge!',
'Why did the Swiss cow go to space? To see the Milky Way.',
'What’s the best way to eat carrots? Carrot all!',
'Why did the network feel secure? Firewall active.',
'Why don\'t calendars ever forget? They keep track of everything!',
'What did the bartender say to the bag of flour? “Why so dough-faced?”',
'Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"',
'Why did the API feel flexible? Multiple endpoints.',
'I couldn\'t get a reservation at the library... They were fully booked.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at futuristic steps? A sci-fi fish!',
'Why did the car put on a hat? To keep its engine cool.',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a lawyer? A legal beef!',
'Why don\'t rhodium supplements ever feel cheap? They\'re incredibly valuable!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at geology? A rock fish!',
'What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a drink? “I’ll have a Tale of Two Cities.”',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at swing steps? A jazzy fish!',
'How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.',
'Why was the math book always drunk? It had too many problems.',
'Why did the melon go to the wedding alone? Because he cantaloupe.',
'Why was the backend strong? It handled all the heavy lifting.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at punk steps? A rebellious fish!',
'Why did the man eat the computer? He wanted a byte of everything.',
'Volunteering in America is absurd, it just makes no cents.',
'What\'s the difference between a man\'s wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.',
'Why did the half blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn\'t see that well!',
'Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a roman catholic.',
'Why don\'t curium supplements ever feel ordinary? They\'re named after Marie Curie!',
'Why did the encryption feel secretive? Hidden keys.',
'The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.',
'Why did the spreadsheet go to the therapist? It had too many cells.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at musical chairs? a sitting fish!',
'Why don’t eggs wear bras? Because they’re over easy!',
'What is a vampire\'s favorite fruit? A blood orange.',
'Why did the bartender become an electrician? He wanted to shock people with his cocktails.',
'Why don\'t eye drops ever feel dry? They keep things moist!',
'What did the biologist couple name their twins? Gene and Dean.',
'What do you call a thieving alligator? A crookodile!',
'I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said "wii".',
'Why was the keyboard always busy? It had too many shortcuts.',
'Why was the integer proud? It counted for something.',
'Why did the log file feel small? Rotated recently.',
'What\'s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.',
'Why did the Croatian cheese feel lonely? It was blue.',
'Why did the vodka go to the spa? It wanted to relax.',
'Why did the man put a hat on his laptop? He wanted to put a cap on his data.',
'What’s a bartender’s favorite chemistry lesson? Mixology.',
'I asked for a whiskey on the rocks, but they gave me frozen water. Talk about a cold drink!',
'Where\'s the bin? Dad: I haven\'t been anywhere!',
'Why did the man run after the train? He wanted to catch up on his reading.',
'Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!',
'Why did the function feel modular? Reusable logic.',
'Why are there no pain killers in the jungle? Because parrots-eat-em-all',
'I fired my masseuse today. She rubbed me up the wrong way.',
'I was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn\'t like it.',
'Why did the beer never get surprised? It was always brewed to perfection.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at duck duck goose? A waterfowl fish!',
'Why was the database always confident? It was well-structured.',
'Why did the man put his cake in the freezer? He wanted to ice it.',
'Why did the bartender dislike the clock? It was always ticking him off.',
'Why was the patch confident? It fixed a critical bug.',
'Why did the balloon get a bad grade? It was full of hot air!',
'Which city do most ants live in? Antlanta!',
'Why did the web developer go broke? They worked for exposure.',
'If a meteorite hits a planet, what do we call the ones that miss? Asteroids.',
'Why don\'t ghosts use elevators? They lift their spirits on their own!',
'Why did the calcium feel strong? It built bones!',
'What did one computer say to the other? I’ll see you online!',
'What did the biologist wear to woo their partner? Designer genes.',
'What do you call a fruit that is rough around the edges? A bad apple.',
'What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren’t so fresh, we wouldn’t be in this jam!',
'I’m reading a book about anti-jokes. It’s a real groaner.',
'My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!',
'Why was the onion so good at tennis? It always made the other vegetables cry.',
'Q.Why did the frog cross the road A. to visit his flat mate',
'Why was the message queue patient? It waited for processing.',
'Why did the man go to music school? Because he had the drumsticks.',
'How does a martini unlock its front door? With a cocktail key.',
'What did the shirt say to the skirt? “We make a great pair!”',
'What do you call a dog that loves to sing? A howl-arious pup!',
'What do you call an elephant that doesn\'t matter? An irrelephant',
'Why did the CSS feel modern? Grid layout.',
'Why did the build get delayed? Missing dependencies.',
'Why can’t a leopard hide on the computer? Because they’re always spotted!',
'Why was the backup happy? It was safe.',
'Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.',
'How do you keep a skunk from smelling while traveling? Hold its nose!',
'Why did the commit feel meaningful? Big improvement.',
'Why did the loop feel dizzy? Endless iteration.',
'Why did the hydrogen feel light? It was the smallest element!',
'What do you call a cat that loves stretching? A yoga cat!',
'What do you call a dancing Pallas cat? A manul dancer!',
'Why did the man take his date to the ice cream parlor? He heard she was a sweet girl.',
'Why did the function fail? It didn\'t return anything.',
'What’s the difference between a husband and a pet rock? A pet rock doesn’t ask for money.',
'What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind.',
'What does a scientist say when something is obvious? Well, it’s element-ary!',
'Why did the chair go to school? To learn how to support others!',
'Why do airplanes always tell the truth? Because they can’t lie; they always wing it.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at politics? A campaign fish!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at holistic therapy? A complete fish!',
'There was so much fighting on our Easter camping trip... it was in-tents.',
'15. I do my best to avoid cliffs. It’s a sheer drop.',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting quoted? A Classic.',
'Why did the program feel sleepy? Too many loops.',
'Why don\'t traffic lights ever feel confused? They know when to stop!',
'What\'s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about 49cents and deer nuts are just under a buck.',
'Why was the purple crayon bragging? Because it was drawn to success.',
'Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie.',
'Why did the bus driver get a medal? He drove a deaf man to the right destination.',
'Why don\'t antimony supplements ever feel pure? They\'re usually mixed!',
'Why did the French cheese look sad? It was blue.',
'What do you call a dancing jaguarundi? A small cat dancer!',
'During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.',
'What’s black, white, and red all over? A newspaper.',
'I\'m Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.',
'Why did the startup founder love code? It was scalable.',
'Why did the burger get a ticket for jaywalking? It was running taco-ver.',
'Why did the lettuce go to the dance? To lettuce turnip the beet.',
'Why did the patch feel supportive? Fixed dependencies.',
'What was the pumpkin\'s favorite sport? Squash.',
'What do you call a fish that can’t swim? A Filet-O-Fish.',
'Why did the gin make a great detective? It always had a clear shot.',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting a sequel, a prequel, a reboot, and a remake? A Cash Grab.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at break steps? A funky fish!',
'How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning? He was a good conductor.',
'Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn\'t see himself doing it.',
'What\'s the best way to save your dad jokes? In a dadda-base.',
'Why do vampires always seem sick? They\'re coffin.',
'Why did the variable feel unstable? Changed too often.',
'Why dot net developers don\'t wear glasses? Because they see sharp.',
'Why did the drink get glasses? To see the world through rose-tinted glasses.',
'Why did the man bring a pencil and paper to the game? He wanted to draw a match.',
'Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate.',
'Why did the UI feel smooth? No lag.',
'Why did the packet feel adventurous? It traveled the internet.',
'Why did the mamey feel tropical? It was from tropical regions!',
'Why was the Belgian waffle stressed? It was in a heated situation.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at fairy steps? A magical fish!',
'Why doesn’t the Earth visit its friends? It has no atmosphere!',
'Why did the build feel efficient? Parallel jobs.',
'Why was the math book full of drama? It had too many problems.',
'what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? a labracadabrador',
'Why did the star fruit feel stellar? It was shaped like a star!',
'Why don\'t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they\'d be bay-gulls!',
'What did the ghost drink at the party? Boos and spirits.',
'Why was the proxy polite? It forwarded requests nicely.',
'Why did the HTML feel semantic? Proper headings used.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to succeed? A victorious cat!',
'I’m reading a book about parallel universes. It’s quite mind-bending.',
'Why did the network feel friendly? Correct routing.',
'What do you call a hot dog race? Fast food.',
'30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to teach? A professor cat!',
'I gave all my dead batteries away today... Free of charge.',
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.',
'Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!',
'Why did the bartender go to school? To raise the bar.',
'Why did the fast food worker get in trouble? He kept grilling the customers.',
'What do you get when you cross a raspberry, blueberry, and a strawberry? A berry confused fruit!',
'Why was the apple bullying the orange? It wanted to be the top fruit.',
'How do you steal a coat? You jacket.',
'Why don\'t hydras ever feel outnumbered? They have many heads!',
'When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.',
'What is the most used language in programming? Profanity.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to deflate? A shrinking pup!',
'Why did the UI feel pretty? Great design.',
'Black beauty... He\'s a dark horse.',
'Why don\'t oysters give to charity? Because they\'re shellfish.',
'How does an Evangelist start a gardening project? Lettuce pray.',
'Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.',
'Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.',
'Why was the task queue calm? It processed slowly.',
'Why did the beer file a police report? It got canned.',
'Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly!',
'What did the bacon say to the tomato? “Lettuce get together!”',
'Why did the router tell jokes? To break the ice.',
'What happens when wind blows into a music store? It causes record braking!',
'Why did the train get a medal? It ran over a boat.',
'What did the burger name its daughter? Patty!',
'A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you\'re nuts."',
'How do you know when you are going to drown in milk? When its past your eyes!',
'Why did the database feel safe? Encrypted storage.',
'What do you call a dancing wolverine? A fierce dancer!',
'What\'s the definition of \'A Will\'? (I\'ll give you a clue, it\'s a dead giveaway.)',
'Why did the coffee go to the police? It got mugged.',
'What do you get if you cross a tractor with a dinosaur? A Tirannosaurus Rex!',
'I told my kids they can be anything they want when they grow up, as long as it\'s not taller than me.',
'Why was the commit history proud? It told a good story.',
'Why did the car get a medal? It ran over a bus.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to sleep? A nap cat!',
'Why don\'t antacids ever feel upset? They calm everything down!',
'Why did the network feel responsive? Low ping.',
'Why did the plane get a medal? It ran over a taxi.',
'What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time!',
'Watch what you say around the egg whites. They can\'t take a yolk.',
'Why did the car go to the doctor? It had a bad gas problem.',
'Why was the cloud storage happy? It had plenty of space.',
'Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!',
'Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!',
'Why don\'t libraries ever feel quiet? They\'re full of stories!',
'I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation – but I\'m not very good at it.',
'Why was the terminal window brave? It faced commands head-on.',
'"Doctor, I\'ve broken my arm in several places" Doctor "Well don\'t go to those places."',
'Why don\'t rubidium supplements ever feel stable? They\'re quite reactive!',
'Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!',
'Why did the commit feel secure? Signed commit.',
'What do you call a computer that can hold food? A bowl-der!',
'What’s the difference between a husband and a vacuum cleaner? The vacuum cleaner doesn’t nag.',
'What did the carrot say to the celery? “Quit stalking me!”',
'What\'s a tornado\'s favorite game? Twister!',
'I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.',
'What sits behind a man’s back and tells him lies? His butt!',
'What’s a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at anthropology? A culture fish!',
'Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.',
'Why don\'t supernatural forces ever feel natural? They exceed physical laws!',
'I told my kids to stop playing with their food. So they started playing with their plate instead.',
'Why did the ice cream cone go to the park? It wanted to play with the cones.',
'Why did the patch feel important? Fixed main bug.',
'Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn\'t see himself doing it',
'Why did the lettuce get into a fight? Because it was feeling a little mixed up.',
'I\'m thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.',
'Why do shirts hate going to the doctor? Because they don’t like being pressed!',
'Someone said my clothes were gay. I said "Yeah, they came out of the closet this morning."',
'How many programmers does it take to kill a cockroach? Two: one holds, the other installs Windows on it.',
'Why did the helmet feel protective? It kept heads safe!',
'Why don\'t aliens ever land at airports? They\'re looking for space!',
'Why did the CSS feel organized? Consistent naming.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at math? A calcu-lure!',
'Why did the nickel feel valuable? It was worth five cents!',
'My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.',
'Why did the log feel detailed? Debug mode.',
'Why was the regex fast? It matched efficiently.',
'A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You\'ll just have to learn to be a little patient.”',
'Why did the build feel excited? New release.',
'Why did the cocktail always wear a hat? It wanted to top things off.',
'What has a nose but doesn’t smell? A black hole in space.',
'Why don\'t omens ever feel random? They\'re meaningful signs!',
'What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a canoe? Paddler.',
'Can I watch the TV? Yes, but don\'t turn it on.',
'Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.',
'What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to eclipse? An overshadowing cat!',
'What\'s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.',
'What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak!',
'What do you call a dancing panther? A stealth dancer!',
'Why did the code feel confident? All tests passed.',
'Why did the Australian kangaroo hate the rain? Because it got the pouch all wet.',
'Why did the API feel reliable? Always responded correctly.',
'What do you call a dinosaur that spends too much time online? A web-a-saurus!',
'Why did the cable cross the road? To connect to the other side.',
'Why did the build feel strong? Parallel execution.',
'Why don\'t ghosts ever get parking tickets? They\'re invisible!',
'Why do mittens hate the summer? It makes them sweat!',
'What do you call a shoe made of a banana? A slipper!',
'Why don\'t phantoms ever feel present? They\'re from another realm!',
'What do you call a running cow? Fast food!',
'Why did the airplane get a medal? It shot down a helicopter.',
'I’m not afraid of the dark, but I am afraid of the light. I don’t know what’s hiding in the shadows.',
'Why did the man get kicked out of the library? He brought his own book.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at singing? A tuna fish!',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a doctor? A vet-erinarian!',
'Why did the server blush? It got a hot request.',
'I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.',
'Why did the UI feel polished? Good animations.',
'33. I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.',
'Why did the CLI feel elegant? Clean output.',
'Why did the gadolinium feel contrasting? It enhanced MRI images!',
'Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It had motherboard issues.',
'Why did the Italian chef give up? He just pasta way.',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting a sequel? A Franchise.',
'Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.',
'Why was the UI designer creative? They thought outside the box.',
'What do you call a cow with no legs and one eye? Lean ground beef!',
'Why did the server feel supported? Redundant backups.',
'Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day... He loves his pot.',
'Why did the code feel modern? Followed best practices.',
'Why did the HTML element stand tall? It had strong attributes.',
'A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, “Can I help with your luggage?” The photon replies, “I don’t have any. I’m traveling light.”',
'Why did the neon feel bright? It glowed in the dark!',
'Why couldn\'t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting streamed? A Netflix Original.',
'What do you call a canary that flew into a pastry dish? Tweetie pie!',
'Why did the color gray go to therapy? It was feeling too neutral.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at trauma therapy? A healing fish!',
'What do you call a group of mosquitoes that are always complaining? A whiney swarm!',
'What do you call a group of fish swimming in a school? A school of fish.',
'Why was the dev team so fit? They did plenty of sprints.',
'Why did the iron supplement feel energetic? It carried oxygen!',
'Why did the sneakers feel bouncy? They had spring in their step!',
'How do you organise a space party? You planet.',
'Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25!',
'Why did the wifi go to the doctor? It needed a connection checkup!',
'Why was the laptop proud? It was fully charged.',
'Why did the log feel humble? Only errors.',
'Why did the Andorran honey say hello? It was sweet.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at physical therapy? A healing fish!',
'Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.',
'Why did Microsoft name their search engine BING? Because It\'s Not Google.',
'If loving you is ROM I don\'t wanna read write.',
'Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a heated relationship!',
'What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.',
'Why did the barium feel heavy? It was a dense element!',
'How does a snowman get around town? By riding an “icicle”!',
'Why did the build feel secure? Dependency checks passed.',
'Why don\'t bromine supplements ever feel liquid? They\'re in solid form!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at archaeology? A history fish!',
'What do you call a dog that loves to improve? A better pup!',
'What do you call a nervous witch? A twitch!',
'Did you hear about the runner who was criticized? He just took it in stride',
'What do you call a group of ladybugs that are always landing on people? A friendly invasion!',
'What’s a hamburger’s favorite place to go? The meatball!',
'Did you hear about the whiskey that got promoted? It was now on the top shelf!',
'Why did the bartender never lose? He played his cards right.',
'Why did the database feel confident? ACID compliant.',
'Why did the socks go to the gym? To work on their sole!',
'What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don\'t look at me I\'m changing!',
'Why don\'t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don\'t work out.',
'Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.',
'Why was the scheduler punctual? It ran on time.',
'How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.',
'What do you call a group of butterflies that are always beautiful? A stunning sight!',
'Why did the function feel useful? Called often.',
'I asked my dog what\'s two minus two. He said nothing.',
'Why don\'t combs ever feel messy? They straighten things out!',
'How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints.',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a mailman? A deliver-er!',
'Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.',
'What do you call a dancing otter? A water dancer!',
'How do you fix a broken fruit? With a banana split!',
'Why was the shell script always happy? It had great execution.',
'How does a green grape turn red? When it’s embarrassed!',
'I\'ve eaten too much Middle Eastern food. Now I falafel.',
'Why did the chicken sit on the egg? It didn’t want to lay down on the job.',
'Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!',
'What does the mermaid wear to math class? Algae-bra.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s also a doctor? A sturgeon!',
'Why was the GPU powerful? It processed in parallel.',
'I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.',
'What do you get when you cross a car with a tree? A parking root.',
'I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.',
'Why did the fig feel ancient? It was from biblical times!',
'What did the tectonic plate say to the other? “You rock my world!”',
'Why was the function in a bad mood? Too many arguments.',
'Why did the fruta do conde feel noble? It was called count\'s fruit!',
'Why did the code feel stylish? Well-indented.',
'What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk.',
'Why did the Filipino rice joke around? It was paddy-cake.',
'Why did the CLI feel smart? Helpful commands.',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting a sequel, a prequel, a reboot, a remake, and a spin-off? A Cinematic Universe.',
'Why did the patch feel confident? Rolled out successfully.',
'Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.',
'I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at philosophy? A wise fish!',
'What is Beethoven\'s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.',
'A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it then it is not that good.',
'Why did the cadmium feel toxic? It was harmful in large amounts!',
'Why did the blue crayon get lost? He was always feeling down.',
'Was kept awake last night by someone flashing a light in my face. It was torch-ure.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to communicate? A social pup!',
'Why did the software project fail? It had too many dependencies.',
'Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? He had no body to dance with!',
'What is the difference between a chemist and a physicist? A chemist will say, “Wow, that’s interesting!” and a physicist will say, “That’s not possible!”',
'Why don\'t nitrogen supplements ever feel inert? They\'re surprisingly reactive!',
'What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A Dell Rolling in the Deep!',
'Why do shirts like Sundays? So they can have a day off!',
'Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.',
'Why did the lemon break up with the lime? It was too sour!',
'Why did the movie theater get a divorce? Because it was too mainstream.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at ancient steps? A historical fish!',
'What\'s a duck\'s favourite dip? Quackamole',
'Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly? Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.',
'Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.',
'Why did the server feel modern? Cloud-based.',
'Why don\'t mages ever feel mundane? They practice the magical arts!',
'Why was the HTML tag proud? It was well-closed.',
'What did the drink say to the ice cube? “You’re the coolest!”',
'Why don\'t ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies!',
'I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.',
'What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision? Suture self.',
'Why was the patch so confident? It fixed all problems.',
'Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the chicken strip!',
'Why did the computer cross the road? To get to the other website.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to dominate? A leader pup!',
'I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I\'m sticking to my guns.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at interpersonal therapy? A social fish!',
'What do you call a dog that loves to coordinate? A team pup!',
'Why did the donut go to the doctor? It had a hole in its heart.',
'Why did the app feel reliable? High uptime.',
'What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? Dino-mite!',
'Why don\'t golems ever feel lifeless? They\'re animated by magic!',
'Waiter: Would you like coffee or tea? Programmer: Yes.',
'Why did the JSON feel confident? Schema validated.',
'Why did the Welsh bike think it was king? It was two-tired of being a prince.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to race? A speedy pup!',
'Retrospective baddadjoke: Why are there no pain killers in the jungle? Because parrots-eat-em-all',
'Why did the server feel happy? 99.99% uptime.',
'WIMBLEDON SPECIAL Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? To them, "Love" means nothing.',
'Why did the patch feel grateful? Solved a long issue.',
'Why don’t eggs tell secrets? Because they might crack up!',
'What do you call a dog that loves to refine? A polished pup!',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a painter? An art-er!',
'What do you call a group of watermelons that are always having fun? A bunch of melon heads.',
'Why didn\'t the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square.',
'How did the farmer fix his jeans? With a cabbage patch!',
'Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!',
'Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can\'t jump.',
'Why did the bartender become a therapist? He was good at pouring out problems.',
'A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”',
'What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell!',
'What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!',
'Why did the code feel romantic? It found true love in a commit.',
'Hey, dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at cleaning? A scrub fish!',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting remade? A Reboot.',
'Why did the network feel detailed? Rich logs.',
'Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a bridge in Paris? He was in Seine.',
'What do you call a broken train? On the wrong track!',
'Why don\'t cold medicines ever feel chilly? They warm everything up!',
'Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.',
'Why don\'t knives ever get dull? They always stay sharp!',
'Why did the database feel secure? Encrypted at rest.',
'What did the biologist wear to impress their date? Designer genes.',
'Why did the HTML feel polished? Valid tags.',
'What do you call a country that’s always trying to be cool? The United States.',
'You know what they say about cliffhangers...',
'I\'ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it\'s better than sitting around doing nothing!',
'What do you call a dancing ghost? A boogie man!',
'How do you know if a vegetable is in a secret band? You catch them beet boxing.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at narrative therapy? A story fish!',
'What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!',
'Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.',
'Why did the mango feel tropical? It was in its element!',
'Why did the code feel maintainable? Well-commented.',
'Why don\'t nickel supplements ever feel allergic? They\'re well-tolerated!',
'Why did the network feel global? Worldwide coverage.',
'I tried to throw a ball at a cloud. I mist.',
'Why did the carrot get fired from the library? Because it was always telling people to carrot sticks.',
'Why was the function safe? It handled errors well.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at digital steps? a pixel fish!',
'Bad at golf? Join the club.',
'A photon checks into a hotel. Receptionist: "May I take your bags sir?" Photon: "I don\'t have any bags, I\'m travelling light."',
'Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!',
'Why did the mendelevium feel organized? It was named after Mendeleev!',
'Why did the build feel strong? Optimized code.',
'Why did the keyboard feel chatty? It had lots to type!',
'Why did the encryption feel private? Keys rotated.',
'Why did the function break up with the variable? They had scope issues.',
'Why do dad feel the need to tell such bad jokes? We just want to help you become a groan up.',
'Why did the software stay in bed? It caught a virus.',
'Why don\'t aluminum supplements ever feel heavy? They\'re surprisingly light!',
'Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.',
'Why did the UI feel modern? Dark mode.',
'Why did the Indian bread go for a walk? It wanted to be a roll.',
'How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it a little differently.',
'Why did the keyboard break up with the computer? It just wasn\'t their type.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at freeze dance? A still fish!',
'Why did the CSS stay calm? No !important arguments.',
'What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who is sitting in a boat? Bob.',
'Why did the CSS feel smooth? Transitions.',
'What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.',
'Why did the CLI feel sharp? Powerful tools.',
'Why did the jabuticaba feel Brazilian? It was native to Brazil!',
'Why did the bowl go to the gym? To get in shape!',
'Why did the build feel ready? Passed all tests.',
'I\'m reading a book on the history of glue - can\'t put it down.',
'Why did the moisturizer feel hydrated? It never dried out!',
'What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for all the sediment.',
'What do you call a dancing oncilla? a spotted dancer!',
'Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).',
'How does a Cuban enjoy their coffee? With a bit of Salsa.',
'Why did the code feel smooth? Refactored recently.',
'Why did the phone go to the gym? To get better reception!',
'Why don\'t laptops ever feel disconnected? They stay online!',
'Why did the elephant paint his fingernails red? So he could hide in a bowl of cherries.',
'Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to innovate? An inventor cat!',
'How can you tell if a burger is happy? When it’s a sizzlin’!',
'Why did the pastor apply for a gardening job? He wanted to help people get to the root of their problems.',
'I told a friend I was off to California this summer. He told me to be more pacific... so I went to Hawaii instead...',
'How do you make gold soup? Put in 24 carrots.',
'Hatch.',
'How does a lawyer say goodbye? I\'ll be suing ya!',
'Why did the commit cry? It got reverted.',
'What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting a sequel, a prequel, a reboot, a remake, a spin-off, a crossover, and a sequel? A Never-Ending Story.',
'Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!',
'Why did the train derail? It went off the track.',
'Why did the log feel proud? No errors found.',
'What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a inventor? A design-er!',
'Why did the araça feel guava-like? It was in the guava family!',
'Why did the build feel mature? Version 10.0.',
'Why did the HTML feel flexible? Adaptive layout.',
'What do you call a train that goes to the zoo? A zookeeper.',
'What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race? You\'re toast!',
'Mom: "How do I look?" Dad: "With your eyes"',
'Why don\'t skeletons fight each other? They don\'t have the guts!',
'My wife is on a tropical food diet, the house is full of the stuff. It\'s enough to make a mango crazy.',
'A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"',
'What is a physicist’s favorite part of a baseball game? The wave.',
'Why don\'t kraken ever feel small? They\'re sea monsters!',
'What is a centipede’s favorite Beatles song? I Wanna Hold Your Hand, Hand, Hand!',
'Why did the database administrator leave? They lost their keys.',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a teacher? A moo-tor!',
'What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at technology? A tech fish!',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting wet? A Swimsuit Movie.',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting fan art? A Masterpiece.',
'Why was the programmer fashionable? They had great threads.',
'Why did the envelope go to the party? It was invited!',
'Why did the network feel stable? Low latency.',
'How was the snow globe feeling after the storm? A little shaken.',
'Why did the Thai bird sit on the clock? It wanted to be cuckoo.',
'What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel.',
'Why don\'t ear drops never feel blocked? They open everything!',
'A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said "Two beers please, one for me and one for the road."',
'I’m not afraid of anything, but I am afraid of being alone. I want to have someone to share my life with.',
'Who was the smartest man in the Bible? Abraham. He knew a Lot.',
'Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, \'Can I get you anything?\' \'Yeah,\' reply the bytes. \'Make us a double.\'',
'What do you call a fish that needs glasses? See food!',
'What\'s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!',
'Why did the church choir go to the bank? To check their balance.',
'What\'s the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon.',
'Why don\'t sixth senses ever feel limited? They perceive beyond five senses!',
'Why did the molybdenum feel lubricating? It reduced friction!',
'What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!',
'Why did the girl bring string to the bar? She wanted to tie one on.',
'When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that\'s a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there',
'What did one lemon say to the other? “You’re so sour!”',
'There\'s a new type of broom out, it\'s sweeping the nation.',
'Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!',
'Why did the build feel stable? No crashes.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at horticultural therapy? A garden fish!',
'What do you call a computer that sings? A-dell!',
'Why did the bread go to jail? It was a roll breaker.',
'Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!',
'Why did the debugger love mysteries? It enjoyed solving problems.',
'Why do elephants need trunks? Because they don’t have handbags.',
'What do you call an elephant that’s always getting lost? A forgetfulphant!',
'Why did the soursop feel sour? It was in its nature!',
'Why don\'t fairies ever get tired? They\'re always energetic!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at chess? A check fish!',
'What do you call a group of grapes that are always arguing? A bunch of sour grapes.',
'What do you call a dancing hedgehog? A spiky dancer!',
'What did the hat say to the scarf? “You hang around while I go on ahead.”',
'Why was the server room secure? It had strong locks.',
'Why don\'t lutetium supplements ever feel cheap? They\'re extremely expensive!',
'Why did the API feel complete? Returned full data.',
'Why did the Russian bread go to school? To improve its rye-ting.',
'Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he.',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a miner? A dig-er!',
'What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.',
'Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It\'s ok, he woke up.',
'What has a soul but no body? A thought.',
'Why was the burger so good at baseball? It had the meaty part of the order.',
'What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.',
'Why did the beer join a band? It had the drum.',
'2. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.',
'Why did the green crayon get arrested? He was always getting caught in the act.',
'Where did the API go to eat? To the RESTaurant.',
'Why did the function feel organized? Clear flow.',
'What kind of dog does a scientist have? A lab!',
'What do you call a dog that loves to overflow? A spilling pup!',
'What did the dress say to the pants? “Looking sharp!”',
'Why do dads like bitter drinks? They\'ve been served a cold glass of reali-tea.',
'What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.',
'I just found out I’m colourblind. The news came out of the purple!',
'Why did the burger go to the bank? To get its fill of lettuce.',
'Why was the API scalable? It handled growth.',
'Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!',
'What did one blueberry say to the other? “If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!”',
'Knock knock.',
'How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream.',
'I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to read? A book worm!',
'Why was the developer\'s coffee always cold? They forgot to Java it.',
'Entropy isn’t what it used to be.',
'Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.',
'Why did the patch feel smooth? No side effects.',
'Why do melons have weddings? They cantelope.',
'Why did the API feel generous? Free tier.',
'It\'s so hard to think of another chemistry joke... All the good ones Argon.',
'Why did the bartender name his pet fish Bubbles? Because it was always gin and tonic.',
'Why did the computer get sunburned? It forgot its screen saver.',
'I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts!',
'A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”',
'Why did the orange stop rolling? It ran out of juice.',
'Why did the HTML feel simple? Minimal elements.',
'Conjunctivitis.com – now that\'s a site for sore eyes.',
'What has a shadow but no substance? A ghost.',
'If being a parent were a job, I\'d be the CEO of chaos management.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at journalism? A news fish!',
'Why did the math teacher sit on a ladder? She wanted to reach high-level problems.',
'I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.',
'Friends don\'t let friends use Python 2.7',
'What do you call a cat that loves to dance? A boogie cat!',
'What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!',
'Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field of corn.',
'Why did the API break? Someone sent a bad request.',
'Java: Write once, run away.',
'Why don\'t valkyries ever feel defeated? They choose the victorious!',
'Why did the Albanian corn get promoted? It was all ears.',
'They fired me from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!',
'Why did the soap feel clean? It always stayed pure!',
'Why did the patch feel needed? Critical bug fix.',
'A big cat escaped it\'s cage at the zoo yesterday. If I saw that I\'d puma pants.',
'How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!',
'I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I\'ll let you know.',
'Why did the shampoo feel bubbly? It was full of joy!',
'What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler? A poutine.',
'What do you call a fish that loves deadlines? A timely fish!',
'Why was the command line shy? It preferred to be in the background.',
'Why did the CSS feel decorative? Fancy borders.',
'What has ears but cannot hear? The wind.',
'Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn\'t change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.',
'Why don\'t anthistamines ever itch? They stop the irritation!',
'Wife: Honey I\'m pregnant. Me: Well.... what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I\'d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.',
'I wanted to make my racing snail faster, so I removed his shell. It just made him more sluggish.',
'Why don\'t fortune tellings ever feel uncertain? They predict destinies!',
'How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it.',
'What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who is sitting on a beach? Sandy.',
'Why did the priest always shop in the produce section? He was looking for the fruits of the spirit.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to drench? A soaking cat!',
'What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.',
'Why did the code feel modern? Used best practices.',
'Why did the lithium feel energetic? It powered batteries!',
'What kind of shoes does a thief wear? Sneakers',
'Why did the flashlight feel bright? It lit the way!',
'Why did the server feel clean? Proper maintenance.',
'Did you hear about the vodka diet? You lose three days every week!',
'Why was the mobile app stylish? It had good UI design.',
'Who was the fastest person in the Bible? Adam, because he was first in the human race.',
'How do you make an apple turnover? Push it downhill.',
'Why don\'t fermium supplements ever feel unstable? They\'re named after Fermi!',
'Hardware: The part of a computer that you can kick.',
'Why did the bartender always carry a calculator? To keep the tabs.',
'Why did the code feel clean? Refactored well.',
'What do you call a phone that likes boxing? A sparring partner!',
'Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!',
'Why was the tomato so traditional? Because it didn’t want to squash family values!',
'To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can\'t run.',
'Why don\'t silica supplements ever feel brittle? They strengthen connective tissue!',
'Why don\'t ambulances ever feel slow? They rush to help!',
'Why did the backend go to the gym? To handle more load.',
'What do you call a dancing margay? A tree cat dancer!',
'What’s the difference between a husband and a goldfish? The goldfish doesn’t talk back.',
'Why was the patch humble? It didn\'t boast about fixes.',
'Why did the database feel full? Large dataset.',
'Why did the coffee keep checking its phone? It was expecting an espresso message.',
'What type of music do balloons hate? Pop music!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at introductory steps? A welcoming fish!',
'26. Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.',
'Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate? Because it\'s bitter like their code.',
'Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!',
'Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.',
'What’s an elephant’s favorite part of a tree? The trunk!',
'Why did Earth cross the road? To get to the other side!',
'Why did the database feel quick? Cached queries.',
'A steak pun is a rare medium well done.',
'Why did the drink go to therapy? It had too many bottled-up emotions.',
'What kind of dog hates the wind? A wind hound!',
'Why did the build feel timely? Finished early.',
'How do you count cows? With a cowculator.',
'Why did the chicken go to Burger King? To see a chicken strip.',
'What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.',
'Why did the scarecrow win the drinking game? Because he was outstanding in his field.',
'How do you make a hamburger laugh? Pickle it!',
'Why did the CLI feel responsive? Quick feedback.',
'Why did the kid throw the watch out the window? So time would fly.',
'Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn\'t want to be spotted.',
'Why was the task runner quick? It executed in parallel.',
'I thought about being a juggler, but I didn\'t have the balls.',
'I haven\'t spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!',
'Why did the CSS feel bold? Strong typography.',
'What do you call an elephant that’s always getting into trouble with its friends? A trunky-snubby elephant!',
'Why did the drink bring a ladder to the bar? It wanted to reach the top shelf.',
'Why did the priest always carry a stopwatch? To time his sermons.',
'What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle.',
'What\'s the best thing about Switzerland? I don\'t know, but their flag is a big plus.',
'Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.',
'Why did the vegetable thief wet his pants? He took a leek!',
'Why don\'t sirens ever lose their voice? They\'re magical singers!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at bingo? A lucky fish!',
'Where\'s the bin? I haven\'t been anywhere!',
'Why was the math book sad? Too many problems.',
'Why did the tellurium feel rare? It was quite uncommon!',
'What do you call a dog that loves to transcend? A spiritual pup!',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a comedian? A laugh-er!',
'Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school.',
'How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!',
'Why did the taco get a ticket for jaywalking? It was running taco-ver.',
'What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Bass sounds.',
'Why did the API feel polite? Returned 200.',
'Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken.',
'Why did the siriguela feel plum-like? It was a red mombin!',
'A girl walks into a bar and asked for a double entendre. So the barman gave her one.',
'What do you call a dog that loves road trips? A travel pup!',
'Why don\'t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.',
'Why did the magnesium feel flashy? It burned bright white!',
'Why did the window feel bright? It saw the light!',
'Why don\'t calendars ever get tired? They have too many dates!',
'Why was the sugar feeling down? It felt refined.',
'Why is Saudi Arabia free of mental illness? Because No-mad people live there.',
'What do you do on a remote island? Try and find the TV island it belongs to.',
'Why don\'t pirates ever get lost? They follow the X!',
'Why was the computer so smart? It had a lot of cache.',
'What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad!',
'Why did the grapefruit go to school? To concentrate.',
'Why did the printer go to the gym? To get toner.',
'What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? An astronut!',
'Why was the router funny? It told great connection jokes.',
'How does a snowman eat? With a snow fork.',
'Why did the repo feel steady? Slow, safe changes.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to build? A construction pup!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at chemistry? A formula fish!',
'Why was the function relaxed? It had no parameters to worry about.',
'Why don\'t yttrium supplements ever feel rare? They\'re surprisingly common!',
'Why did the network feel responsive? Quick ping.',
'Why did the log feel compact? Minimal details.',
'Why did the ketchup turn red? It saw the salad dressing and blushed.',
'Why was the firewall so strict? It didn\'t trust anyone.',
'I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don\'t know Y.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at elephant steps? A heavy fish!',
'Why don\'t bismuth supplements ever feel toxic? They\'re surprisingly safe!',
'Why did the whiskey always smile? It was in high spirits.',
'Why did the ice cream go to the doctor? It had a brain freeze.',
'What type of onion is the best painkiller? A-sprin\' onion...',
'Why did the asteroid get arrested? It was caught speeding.',
'I wanted to become a baker but I didn’t have the dough.',
'What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grrrrrainnnnnssss.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at hip-hop steps? A cool fish!',
'Why was the carrot feeling down? It was tired of being picked on.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to plunge? A diving pup!',
'I\'m so upset—my barber said he can\'t cut my hair any longer. He can only cut it shorter.',
'What\'s red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.',
'What do you call an elephant that’s always getting into fights? A trunky-spunky elephant!',
'Why don\'t radium supplements ever feel dim? They glow with energy!',
'Why do pink flamingos always lift up one leg? Because if they lifted both, they’d fall over!',
'How do you organize a space party? You planet and then rocket.',
'What’s a hamburger’s favorite game? Patty-cake!',
'Why did the log file feel proud? It kept a record of everything.',
'Why did the UI feel calm? Minimal distractions.',
'Why did the pineapple get arrested? It was wearing a disguise.',
'Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4.',
'Why did the debugger go on vacation? To step through life slowly.',
'Don\'t look at the eclipse through a colander. You\'ll strain your eyes.',
'The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.',
'Why don\'t conjurers ever feel empty-handed? They summon things from thin air!',
'Why don\'t elephants use computers? They\'re afraid of the mouse!',
'What do you call a cat that loves sounds? An acoustic cat!',
'Where do rainbows go when they\'ve been bad? To prism, so they have time to reflect on what they\'ve done.',
'Why did the HTML feel polished? Valid markup.',
'Why did the strontium feel supportive? It aided bone formation!',
'Why did the lychee feel bumpy? It had textured skin!',
'Why did the commit feel secure? It was signed.',
'Why was the code snippet valuable? It saved time.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to travel? A globe trotter!',
'Why did the function feel anonymous? No name.',
'Two elephants fall off a cliff... Boom boom!',
'Why did the alarm clock feel tired? It worked all night!',
'You can\'t spell par entry without "try."',
'Why did the commit feel clean? Small and focused.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at boxing? A punch fish!',
'Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?',
'The best thing about a Boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.',
'What sits on a man’s shoulder and whispers in his ear? His parasitic twin.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to comfort? A therapy cat!',
'Hatch who? Bless you!',
'Why did the network feel clear? No congestion.',
'Do you know what the word \'was\' was initially? Before was was was was was is.',
'Why did the recursion get lonely? Infinite self-reference.',
'Why did the server feel alert? Active monitoring.',
'Why can\'t you use "Beef stew"as a password? Because it\'s not stroganoff.',
'Why don\'t mirages ever feel real? They\'re optical illusions!',
'Why did the patch feel smooth? Applied cleanly.',
'Why did the dilly feel silly? Its name rhymed with silly!',
'What do you call a fish that loves brightness? A glowing fish!',
'What is a witch\'s favorite subject in school? Spelling!',
'Why don\'t unicorns ever get sick? They\'re always in mint condition!',
'Why was the swimwear feeling bubbly? It was in high spritz!',
'Why did the build run fast? Cached dependencies.',
'"What\'s ET short for? Because he\'s only got little legs."',
'What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for college? Bison',
'Why was the sweater feeling down? Because it was unraveled.',
'Why did the beer become a detective? It wanted to solve brewing mysteries.',
'Two guys walk into a bar . . . The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn\'t see it either."',
'What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting kissed? A Romantic Comedy.',
'Why do colors always seem so calm? They rarely have a hue and cry.',
'Why did the UI designer get promoted? They had a great sense of style.',
'Why did the CLI feel concise? Minimal syntax.',
'Why was the server happy? It had no downtime.',
'What did one banana say to the other? Let’s split!',
'Why did the network feel safe? Encrypted connections.',
'Why did the beer always sing? It was in ale.',
'The only thing that can survive a double dip is a hobnob. Osborne, call McVities.',
'What do you call a wolf in sheep\'s clothing? A woolf!',
'Why does everyone in our solar system think Earth has cooties? It’s the third rock from the Sun!',
'Why was the database lonely? It had no relations.',
'What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.',
'I like sea food. I often just have it for the halibut.',
'What do you call a dancing kodkod? A tiny cat dancer!',
'Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? They were watchdogs!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at leap frog? A hopping fish!',
'Why did the farmer win an award? He was outstanding in his field.',
'Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.',
'Why did the firewall blush? It got pinged unexpectedly.',
'What’s the Bible’s way to stay hydrated? Drinking holy water.',
'I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.',
'Why did the router dance? Good connection.',
'Why did the airplane feel high? It soared above clouds!',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a writer? A story-er!',
'Why did the gin join the gym? It wanted a tonic body.',
'When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favourite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.',
'I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.',
'Why did the cocktail always get invited? It was a mix of fun.',
'Why did the cough syrup feel relieved? It cleared everything up!',
'Who’s a gardener’s favorite philosopher? Plant-o.',
'Why was the AI confident? It had strong training data.',
'“Trust me, you can dance!” — Vodka.',
'Why did the throat lozenge feel smooth? It cleared the way!',
'Why are elephants always so broke? They work for peanuts.',
'What did one snowman say to the other snow man? Do you smell carrot?',
'Why don\'t towels ever feel dry? They absorb everything!',
'Why did the CLI feel proud? Completed tasks.',
'What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.',
'Why did the programmer\'s wife leave him? He didn\'t know how to commit.',
'What has a nose but doesn’t smell? A black hole.',
'Why did the cookie go to the nurse? It felt crummy.',
'Why did the package manager get promoted? It delivered on time.',
'What do you call a cow that’s been to McDonald’s? A Filet-O-Fish.',
'What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha',
'Why did the patch feel appreciated? Fixed major bug.',
'What\'s the best part about living in Switzerland? I don\'t know, but the flag is a big plus.',
'What’s the difference between a husband and a used car? A used car eventually breaks down.',
'Why did the log feel helpful? Clear messages.',
'Why do programmers like dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!',
'Why don\'t aspirin ever feel pain? They relieve everything!',
'What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory',
'Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25',
'Why did the beer always stay calm? It knew how to keep its cool.',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a coach? A train-er!',
'Why don\'t dragons ever get cold? They breathe fire!',
'I told my wife she should do lunges as a workout. That was a big step forward.',
'Why did the orange stop talking to the banana? It was tired of being peeled.',
'Why did the CSS feel exact? Pixel-perfect design.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at banana steps? A fruit fish!',
'I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.',
'Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.',
'Why did the cheese get arrested? It was a grater.',
'Why don\'t ouija boards ever feel silent? They spell out messages!',
'A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn\'t.',
'What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything."',
'Why was the commit message funny? It had a great sense of merge humor.',
'Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria.',
'What do you call an Alligator wearing a vest? An investigator.',
'The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn\'t see you at camouflage training this morning. Thank you very much, sir.',
'Why don\'t telescopes ever feel distant? They bring things closer!',
'Why did the taxi go to school? It wanted to get smarter at pick-ups.',
'What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.',
'How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.',
'A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”',
'Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it',
'Why did the burrito blush? It saw the salad dressing.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at crab steps? A sideways fish!',
'What do you call a dog that loves to write? A pen pal!',
'Helvetica walks into a bar. The barman says "We don\'t serve your type around here."',
'What do you call a fish that loves tricks? A skateboard fish!',
'Why don\'t psychic abilities ever feel normal? They\'re supernatural powers!',
'It\'s easter already?!',
'Why was the app small? It was lightweight.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at uno? A draw fish!',
'What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of your door? Matt.',
'What do you call a cat that loves precautions? A cautious cat!',
'Why did the gin get glasses? It wanted to see the tonic.',
'Where did you learn to make ice cream? Sunday school.',
'I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.',
'How do you make the number one disappear? Add the letter G and it\'s "gone"!',
'Why do people dislike mushrooms? Because they\'re made from Toads Stools...',
'Why did the bear dissolve in water? It was polar.',
'Doorbells, don\'t knock \'em.',
'What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.',
'Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it\'s over your head.',
'Why did the database feel agile? Quick queries.',
'Why was the binary stable? It was tested well.',
'What has a nose but doesn’t smell? A black hole in the abyss.',
'What did the beech tree say to the birch tree? I’ll beech you later!',
'Why did the whiskey give the tequila a hug? Because tequila makes it feel all warm and fuzzy.',
'What do you call a magician on a plane? A flying sorcerer!',
'I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I\'m just a bit slow.',
'What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey',
'What do you call a wizard who\'s really bad at football? Fumbledore.',
'Why are snails slow animals? They just take their time to escargot places!',
'Why was the patch useful? It fixed an important issue.',
'What do you call clothes that can’t make up their mind? Indecisive!',
'Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!',
'Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents.',
'Why did the build feel quick? Parallel jobs.',
'What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.',
'Why did the encryption feel reliable? Tested thoroughly.',
'Why don\'t motorcycles ever feel quiet? They love to roar!',
'Why don\'t paranormal investigators ever feel normal? They study the supernatural!',
'Why did the UI feel polished? Smooth interface.',
'What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange, served at the midnight fast food joint.',
'Why don\'t folders ever feel messy? They keep things neat!',
'Why was the OS fast? It was optimized.',
'Why did the Mexican blanket say it was going for a walk? It was stretching its legs.',
'Why did the network feel cautious? Verified certificates.',
'Why was the CSS colorful? It used gradients.',
'Why did the gin sit with the lemon? It wanted a squeeze.',
'Why did the commit feel careful? Clear messages.',
'Why don\'t books ever get cold? They have jackets!',
'Why don\'t terbium supplements ever feel green? They glow bright green!',
'Wanna hear a joke about construction? I\'m still workin\' on it!',
'Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives',
'Why did the repo feel polite? Clean branches.',
'Hitler was surprised by the Invasion of Normandy. He did nazi that coming.',
'Why did the database wear glasses? To improve its focus.',
'Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It\'s tearable.',
'Lone Ranger sees Tonto riding with a dustbin. LR: "Where are you going Tonto?" T: "to-the-dump-to-the dump-to-the-dump-dump dump..."',
'What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Hallou-mi!',
'What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad away.',
'Why did the CSS feel powerful? Controlled layout.',
'Why was the bug embarrassed? It was caught.',
'Why did the API feel helpful? Provided detailed errors.',
'Why did the algorithm feel simple? Few steps.',
'Why did the polonium feel radioactive? It was highly unstable!',
'Why was the cloud light? It stored everything digitally.',
'What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain.',
'Why did the HTML feel clean? Proper indentation.',
'I dreamt about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.',
'Why did the oxygen feel vital? It was essential for breathing!',
'Why\'d the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He\'s an excellent parallel Parker.',
'What did the hungry clock do? Went back four seconds!',
'Why was the devops engineer tired? Too many deployments.',
'How does a Kiwi build a computer? Install the chips first.',
'Why did the Middle Eastern bread hang out with the tortilla? They were pita pals.',
'How does a snowman get around? On his ice-cycle.',
'Why did the network feel agile? Flexible routing.',
'Did you hear about the pizza chef that went missing? His family is doing everything they can to get him back, but so far, no one has pepperonicini.',
'What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.',
'What do you call an elephant with a machine gun? Sir.',
'What do you call a nervous dinosaur? Anxiousaurus!',
'What’s the difference between a husband and a baby? A baby eventually grows up.',
'Why did the UI feel elegant? Minimalist design.',
'Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Nevermind, it’s tearable.',
'Why did the pink crayon get divorced? He was always feeling rose-colored glasses.',
'Why does Ariel wear seashells? Because she can’t fit into D-shells!',
'Why did the chemistry professor get fired? He mixed up his H2O and his H2SO4.',
'What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette.',
'I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn\'t putting in enough shifts.',
'Why don\'t intuitions ever feel reasoned? They bypass logic!',
'Where do wasps go when they get sick? The wasp-ital!',
'Why was the chicken basketball team so good? They knew how to wing it.',
'What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.',
'How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.',
'What do you call a dog that loves details? A precise pup!',
'Why did the HTML feel fancy? Styled with CSS.',
'I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there\'s a salad dressing.',
'What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!',
'Why did the Belgian waffle go to the museum? To see fine art.',
'Why did the scheduler take a break? No tasks pending.',
'What has a heart but no feelings? A robot.',
'After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to excel? A champion pup!',
'What is a guitar player\'s favourite Italian food? Strum-boli.',
'Why do some couples go to the gym together? Because they want their relationship to work out.',
'Breaking news! A hurricane has just hit the the main cheese factory in France. All that\'s left is de-Brie.',
'What do you call a fish that’s been to Arby’s? A Beef and Cheddar.',
'Why did the code feel quiet? No warnings.',
'Past, present, and future walked into a bar.... It was tense.',
'What did the beaver say to the tree? It\'s been nice gnawing you.',
'Why did the tree potato feel underground? It grew below ground!',
'What\'s the definition o a good farmer? A man outstanding in his field.',
'“Alcohol! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.”',
'I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.',
'Why did the user stop complaining? The bug became a feature.',
'I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.',
'Why was the loop logical? It followed clear rules.',
'Why did the code feel modular? Well-structured.',
'I wouldn\'t buy anything with velcro. It\'s a total rip-off.',
'Sleeping comes naturally to me. I can do it with my eyes closed.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at medicine? A healing fish!',
'Why did the network feel secure? Firewalls active.',
'What’s an astronaut’s favorite chocolate? A Mars bar.',
'Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meat-ball.',
'Why did the loop get arrested? For going around in circles.',
'.NET was named .NET so that it wouldn\'t show up in a Unix directory listing.',
'My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. "Sure," I said. "My door is always open."',
'I have a clean conscious—it\'s never been used.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to paint? An art-ist pup!',
'A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.',
'What do you call cheese that isn\'t yours? Nacho cheese.',
'3. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, “I’ve lost my electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive.”',
'What do you call a dog that loves to fix things? A handy pup!',
'Why did the rum get all the attention? It was the center of spirits.',
'1. What do you get if you cross a refrigerator with a radio? Cool music.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to perfect? A flawless cat!',
'What did the flower say to the bee? Pollen-ate me!',
'Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.',
'Why did the Greek pig go to the doctor? It had swine flu.',
'Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.',
'Why did Solomon have 700 wives? He loved a good parable.',
'There are 10 types of people: those who understand trinary, those who don\'t, and those who have never heard of it.',
'I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.',
'Why did the Italian chef get fired? He kept putting the pasta in the wrong place.',
'Why did the vodka go to the school dance? It wanted to have a shot at fun.',
'How do you help holy water stay warm? With a prayer heater.',
'Why don\'t gargoyles ever feel weathered? They\'re made of stone!',
'Why was the graphic card artistic? It loved rendering.',
'Why did the CLI feel busy? Processing tasks.',
'How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it.',
'Why did the network feel organized? Clear topology.',
'What do you call an ant with frog’s legs? An antphibian!',
'Why did the microbiologist become a gardener? They had a natural talent for growing cultures.',
'Why did the Mexican bicycle stand on its own? It’s too tequila.',
'Why was the math book sad on the bus ride home? It had too many problems.',
'Why did the santol feel Thai? It was popular in Thailand!',
'Why did the data feel important? It was analyzed.',
'Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrr!',
'Why did the Australian cricket team bring string? For a good innings.',
'Why are mummys scared of vacation? They\'re afraid to unwind.',
'What has a nose but doesn’t smell? A black hole in nothingness.',
'Why did the bartender get locked out of the bar? He lost his cocktail key.',
'[\'hip\', \'hip\'] (hip hip array)',
'Why did the sweetsop feel tropical? It grew in tropical climates!',
'Why don’t sharks like swimming in pools? Because they prefer ocean front property!',
'How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.',
'Why don\'t lithium supplements ever feel moody? They stabilize emotions!',
'What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you!',
'What do you call a cat that loves sunshine? A solar cat!',
'What’s an avocado’s favorite type of music? Guac ’n’ roll.',
'Why did the ata feel Buddha-like? It was called Buddha\'s head!',
'Why can\'t your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.',
'What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.',
'Steak puns... They\'re a rare medium, well done',
'A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It\'s a moving violation."',
'Why did the log feel observant? Noted every detail.',
'Why did the cookie go to school? To become a smart cookie!',
'"Dad, can you put the cat out?" "I didn\'t know it was on fire."',
'Why was the syntax so stylish? It had great punctuation.',
'In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.',
'Why did the AI study? To improve its model.',
'Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.',
'What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.',
'Why don\'t you want to taco bout it? \'Cause i\'m nacho friend anymore.',
'Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.',
'Why did the chicken give the fast-food worker a ticket? For fowl play.',
'I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.',
'Why did the repo feel healthy? Few issues.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to inspire? A motivational pup!',
'What do you call an English teacher in Russia? Grammar Russian.',
'Why did the website blush? Someone viewed its source.',
'Why did the nihonium feel Japanese? It was named after Japan!',
'How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.',
'Why don\'t magical spells ever feel powerless? They harness mystical energies!',
'Why did the server throw a party? It had a high uptime.',
'Why did the developer quit? They didn\'t get arrays.',
'Why did the wine get thrown out of school? It was always bottled up in class.',
'Why did the bug refuse to move? It was stuck in a loop.',
'What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented? Lil Caesars',
'What did the dog say after a long day at work? "Today was Ruff"',
'Why did the priest go to the beach? To save some souls.',
'Why did the barium feel dense? It was quite heavy!',
'What do you call a group of bananas that are always getting lost? A bunch of banana splits.',
'How does a shoe introduce itself? It says “lace to meet you!”',
'I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”',
'Why did the duck get detention? For quacking in class.',
'Why did the network feel smooth? No congestion.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at occupational therapy? A work fish!',
'Why was the restore process smooth? It practiced often.',
'Why was the code secure? It had strong encryption.',
'Why was the code consistent? It followed the style guide.',
'Why did the man keep hitting his head? He was trying to jog his memory.',
'How do you get a country to join the European Union? Piece of cake, you just Czech in.',
'What do you call a row of rabbits moving backwards? A receding hare line.',
'Why did the loop smile? Infinite fun.',
'Why don\'t gold supplements ever feel tarnished? They never rust!',
'Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.',
'Why did the API feel trustworthy? Secure endpoints.',
'Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes? They’d crack each other up.',
'Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can\'t jump.',
'Why did the jackfruit feel heavy? It was the biggest fruit!',
'How come the Hulk doesn\'t lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.',
'Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.',
'Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? Dunno, they\'re just a bit shady.',
'How do you get down from an elephant? You don’t, you get down from a duck.',
'Why was the SSL secure? It encrypted connections.',
'Why did the drink go to the football game? To get a bit spirited.',
'What kind of cartoons do Martians watch? Loonertunes.',
'Why did the submarine go to the doctor? It was feeling a little under the sea.',
'Why did the RAM feel crowded? Too many processes.',
'Why don’t sharks like to eat clowns? Because they taste funny!',
'Why did the CSS feel bold? Strong contrasts.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to study? A scholar cat!',
'Why was the front-end tired? Too many style changes.',
'Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play.',
'Why did the calcium supplement feel strong? It built bones!',
'Two threads walk into a bar. The barkeeper looks up and yells, \'Hey, I want don\'t any conditions race like time last!\'',
'Why was the database fast? It was indexed.',
'Why did the rum go to the library? To raise its spirits.',
'How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let\'s go ride bikes!',
'Why did the melon go to school? It wanted to be a little seed smarter.',
'What did Michael Jackson name his denim store? Billy Jeans!',
'Why did the rum and coke break up? It was a soda-pressing relationship.',
'I\'m my kids\' favorite person to overthink things with.',
'Did you know the first French fries weren\'t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in grease.',
'What is a tornado\'s favorite game to play? Twister!',
'Why was the CLI efficient? It avoided unnecessary clicks.',
'Why did the belt go to church? It was looking for salvation.',
'Why did the database feel roomy? Low storage usage.',
'Why was the commit history messy? Too many conflicts.',
'What do you call a cheap wine? A grape offender.',
'My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I\'m feeling cannelloni right now.',
'How does an octopus go into battle? Well-armed.',
'Why was the version number consistent? It followed semantic rules.',
'Why don\'t revenants ever feel at rest? They seek vengeance!',
'Why don\'t premonitions ever feel late? They come before events!',
'What did one sunbeam say to the other? I’m ultraviolet!',
'Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.',
'Have you heard the rumor about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn’t spread it.',
'Why didn’t the dog star laugh at the joke? It was too Sirius.',
'I went to the doctor today and he told me I had type A blood but it was a type O.',
'Why did the man throw the calendar out the window? He wanted to see time fly!',
'Why was the email server busy? Too many messages to handle.',
'What’s the best way to get an elephant to move? Offer it a banana.',
'Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at monopoly? A property fish!',
'Why did the API get promoted? Excellent response time.',
'Why did the swimming coach get fired? He kept giving the team the cold shoulder.',
'Why was the network always busy? Too much traffic.',
'Just had my first round of golf. I\'m not very good, in fact I\'ve got a fairway to go.',
'I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.',
'Have you heard of the band 1023MB? They haven\'t got a gig yet.',
'What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little whine.',
'What has an eye but can’t see? A hurricane.',
'I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.',
'What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.',
'Why did the bartender go to art school? To draw beer.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to shrink? A tiny pup!',
'What do you call a dog that loves sailing? A nautical pup!',
'Why don\'t darmstadtium supplements ever feel isolated? They\'re well-connected!',
'What do you do with chemists when they die? We barium.',
'Why was the load balancer calm? It knew how to distribute the pressure.',
'Why is there a long line at the cemetery? Because people are dying to get in.',
'Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.',
'What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!',
'Why did the car keep its diary? It wanted to keep track of its journeys.',
'Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and the carrot driving a convertible.',
'Why did the Latvian farmer get an award? For outstanding in his field.',
'Why did the sharifa feel noble? It was called the noble fruit!',
'What did the router say to the doctor? It hurts when IP.',
'Why was the version number proud? It finally reached 1.0.',
'What do you call a cat that loves investigating? A detective cat!',
'How do you follow Will Smith in the Mud? Follow the fresh prints.',
'What do you do with a broken car? Break up!',
'Just got a text from Snoop Dogg. No biggy.',
'Why did the version control feel proud? It kept history alive.',
'What do you call a dancing squirrel? A nutty dancer!',
'Why was the API insecure? It lacked authentication.',
'Why did the whiskey always wear a tie? It wanted to look neat.',
'Why did the coffee keep checking its phone? It was waiting for a fresh brew.',
'How do you make a strawberry shake? Take it to a scary movie.',
'Why don’t eggs like swimming? Because it’s too easy to get hard-boiled!',
'Why was the codebase clean? It had great maintainers.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at elementary steps? A beginning fish!',
'My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That\'s my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”',
'What do you call a dancing deer? A graceful dancer!',
'What do you call a fish that loves coffee? A perky fish!',
'What wears glass slippers and weighs over 4,000 pounds? Cinderella’s elephant!',
'Why was the boolean clear? It was true or false.',
'Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with people!',
'Why did the function feel simple? Minimal parameters.',
'Don\'t kiss your wife with a runny nose. You might think it\'s funny, but it\'s snot.',
'I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at law? A legal fish!',
'Why was the football team so good at math? They knew how to use their heads.',
'Why couldn’t the computer get onto the internet? It had connection issues.',
'Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.',
'What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.',
'Why did the email blush? Someone clicked reply all.',
'I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on \'high\' I couldn\'t turn it down.',
'Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.',
'Why don\'t phoenixes ever stay dead? They always rise again!',
'Why did the caimito feel star-like? It was shaped like a star!',
'What has a heart but no feelings? A computer.',
'Why don\'t rhenium supplements ever feel common? They\'re incredibly rare!',
'What has a mouth but doesn’t talk? A black hole in the dark.',
'Why don’t they play hide and seek in China? Good luck hiding.',
'What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python.',
'Why did the beer act so sweet? It was brewed with love.',
'A cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol to the pilots ribs and said "TAKE ME TO THE CANARIES!"',
'My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don\'t think it\'s feline well.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at emotion therapy? A feeling fish!',
'Why can\'t a leopard hide? He\'s always spotted.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at statues? A motionless fish!',
'What do you call a dancing elephant? A trunk shaker!',
'What do you call a pile of kittens? A meow-tain.',
'Whiteboards are remarkable.',
'I couldn\'t pay for my coffee because my wallet was in my other pair of moccachinos. I got it for free. Thanks a latté @lashingsbristol!',
'Why did the algorithm feel clean? No redundancy.',
'What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.',
'There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, those who don\'t, and those who were expecting this joke to be in trinary.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at mental health? A mind fish!',
'Why did the code feel light? Few dependencies.',
'Why don\'t mystical powers ever feel explainable? They transcend understanding!',
'The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.',
'Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at literature? A book fish!',
'What do you call an elephant with ear muffs on? Anything you want, it can’t hear!',
'Why did the debugger stay up all night? It was chasing bugs.',
'What has an eye but can’t see? A needle in the fog.',
'Why did the bartender become a musician? He was great at hitting the high notes.',
'What do you call cheese by itself? Provolone.',
'Why do potatoes argue? Because they can’t see eye to eye.',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting nominated? A Golden Globe Nominee.',
'Why did the man keep sleeping under a pile of books? He wanted to boost his knowledge overnight.',
'Why don\'t praseodymium supplements ever feel green? They\'re naturally silvery!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at connect four? A line fish!',
'I went in to a pet shop. I said \'Can I buy a goldfish?\' The guy said, \'Do you want an aquarium?\' I said \'I don\'t care what star sign it is.\'',
'Why did the African drum take a break? It was beaten.',
'If you see a robbery at an Apple Store... Does that make you an iWitness?',
'I\'ve just been to a very emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.',
'Why did the UI feel accessible? Keyboard navigation enabled.',
'What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.',
'Why did the titanium feel tough? It was incredibly strong!',
'What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.',
'What\'s a shark\'s favorite saying? "Man overboard!"',
'Why did the physicist attend school? To improve their potential.',
'Why did the pizza get a speeding ticket? It was making dough.',
'What rock group has four men who don\'t sing? Mount Rushmore.',
'How do bees get to school? On the school buzz!',
'What do you call a cat that loves to inundate? A flooding cat!',
'Why did the code feel fresh? Refactored recently.',
'Why don\'t scissors ever feel blunt? They\'re always sharp!',
'What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder.',
'The advantages of origami are twofold.',
'Why did the algorithm feel consistent? Same results.',
'I used to be a baker, but I couldn\'t make enough dough.',
'Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work? They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.',
'What do you call a sleeping T-Rex? A dino-snore!',
'What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us.',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting shot? A Western Movie.',
'Why don\'t clouds ever get lonely? They hang out in groups!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at schema therapy? A pattern fish!',
'Why was the database humorous? It told good table jokes.',
'What do you call a fish that loves spreadsheets? A data fish!',
'What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.',
'Why did the commit feel precise? Clear messages.',
'Why did the network feel healthy? Low latency.',
'Why don\'t astatine supplements ever feel stable? They\'re incredibly radioactive!',
'What do you call a tree that gets knighted? Sir Oak!',
'Why did the build feel prepared? All dependencies met.',
'What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy and the other is a little lighter.',
'Why are trees so good at math? They have a lot of root skills!',
'Why was the programmer always calm? They had a lot of control.',
'What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!',
'What do you call a cat that loves to dwarf? A diminishing cat!',
'Why did the CSS feel gentle? Soft gradients.',
'What do you call a scientist who is always talking about himself? A narcissist.',
'Why was the computer stressed? It had too many tabs open!',
'Why did the Lithuanian computer keep freezing? Vilnius problems.',
'It was really hard overcoming my addiction to the hokey cokey. But I turned myself around and that\'s what it\'s all about.',
'Why was the query elegant? It joined tables gracefully.',
'Why do runners stay away from dessert? It slows them down!',
'What did the pants say to comfort the shirt? “Don’t worry, I’ve got your back!”',
'Why did the patch feel invisible? No noticeable changes.',
'How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints.',
'What do you call a fish that knows addition? An octo-plus!',
'Why did the man throw a computer into the ocean? He wanted to surf the net.',
'A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you\'re gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.',
'Who did the wizard marry? His ghoul-friend',
'Why did the nun invest in the stock market? To serve God and mammon.',
'Why don\'t vanadium supplements ever feel rusty? They resist corrosion!',
'Why did the developer join a band? Because they wanted to work on their loops.',
'Why did the jelly roll? It saw the apple turnover.',
'Why did the encryption feel safe? Trusted algorithms.',
'What do you call a dinosaur that collects things? A Hoardasaurus Rex!',
'Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils!',
'Why did the CSS feel precise? Specific selectors.',
'Why was the math book hungry? Because it had too many problems to digest.',
'Why couldn\'t the dad help his son put his shoes on? They weren\'t the dad\'s size!',
'Why did the Liechtensteiner milk feel proud? It was in the cream of the crop.',
'Why was the server always working? It had good uptime.',
'What do you call a dog that loves speed? A racing pup!',
'Why was the command fast? It was executed instantly.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at commitment therapy? A dedicated fish!',
'What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra.',
'What do you call a group of insects flying around? A swarm of insects.',
'What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny!',
'A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"',
'Why was the sun so proud after school? It graduated with honors!',
'What\'s the difference between a well dressed man on a a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? Attire!',
'Why did the church have extra doors? For holy exits.',
'Why did the banana get a divorce? It was split.',
'Why did the developer love dark mode? Light attracted bugs.',
'What do you call a vampire who designs clothes? A fang-sion designer!',
'What do you call a sleeping lion? A cat nap!',
'I\'m not a helicopter parent... I\'m just surveilling with love!',
'Child: Dad, why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west? Dad: Son, it\'s working, don\'t touch',
'Why did the vodka blush? It saw the ocean wave.',
'Why was the server rich? It handled many requests.',
'Why did the tennis player get arrested? He served too many aces.',
'Why was the compiler smart? It optimized everything.',
'What do you call a cat that loves pavements? A walking cat!',
'What do you call a cat that loves to discover? A curious cat!',
'What do you call a jacket that gets sent in the mail? A package!',
'What has an eye but can’t see? A storm cloud.',
'Why don\'t specters ever feel solid? They\'re transparent!',
'Why did the build feel accomplished? Completed smoothly.',
'Why did the soda stop drinking? It wanted to be pop-ular.',
'Why was the strawberry so upset? It was in a jam!',
'What do you call a dog that loves jogging? A runner pup!',
'Why did the terminal run away? It didn\'t like being controlled.',
'Why don\'t you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees? They\'re really good at it.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at primary steps? A first fish!',
'Why was the pointer happy? It was always pointing in the right direction.',
'Why did the HTML feel polite? Closed tags properly.',
'I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.',
'I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.',
'When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down.',
'Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.',
'Why don\'t jokes work in octal? Because 7 10 11.',
'How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.',
'Molestation is a touchy subject.',
'Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.',
'When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.',
'Why did the app laugh? User gave funny feedback.',
'Why did Moses and his people run a bakery? Because the Lord said, “Man shall not live by bread alone.”',
'What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.',
'Why did the beer get kicked out of the picnic? It was too canned.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at acceptance therapy? An okay fish!',
'Why did the chicken join a band? It had the drumsticks!',
'Why did the patch feel careful? Small changes.',
'Why did the patch feel valuable? Fixed major bug.',
'Where are average things built? In the satisfactory.',
'Why did the database feel powerful? It handled big data.',
'What do you call a suspicious looking laptop? Asus',
'Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!',
'Why did the CLI feel precise? Exact output.',
'Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.',
'Put the cat out ... I didn\'t realize it was on fire',
'Why did the dev stop debugging? It worked on their machine.',
'Why did the byte feel lonely? It had no bits to talk to.',
'Why did the encryption feel modern? Updated ciphers.',
'What kind of dog keeps the best time? A watch dog!',
'Why was the documentation clear? It explained well.',
'What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare!',
'What did the bartender say to the champagne? “You’re bubbly!”',
'Why did the log feel long? Verbose mode.',
'Why did the build feel happy? No failed jobs.',
'Why did the vehicle blush? It saw the traffic strip!',
'Why did the chocolate go to the doctor? It had a bitter experience.',
'Why do some fish live in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!',
'Why was the strawberry upset? It was in a jam!',
'What do you call a dog that loves to optimize? An efficient pup!',
'What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip!',
'"I\'m on a whiskey diet, I\'ve lost 4 days already." Tommy Cooper What\'s your favorite Cooperism?',
'Why did the fast food worker go to school? To catch up on his lessons.',
'Why did the repo feel bright? Well-documented.',
'A banker came home from work today worried about his job. He said its in the balance.',
'My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.',
'Why is a bad basketball player like a burglar? They both can’t shoot!',
'Well... That\'s a deep subject.',
'What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!',
'What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.',
'What\'s a skeleton\'s least favorite room? The living room!',
'What do you call a group of mosquitoes at a party? A buzz-fest!',
'My grief counsellor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.',
'Why did the Estonian bee go to school? It wanted to bee smart.',
'I can\'t stand Russian dolls.... They\'re so full of themselves.',
'Why do the French only put one egg in an omelette? Because one egg is un oeuf.',
'My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.',
'What do you call a group of ants that are always working hard? A diligent colony!',
'What has a mouth but doesn’t talk? A river.',
'Why did the HTML feel thorough? Included metadata.',
'Why did the private classes break up? Because they never saw each other.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at science? A research fish!',
'Why did the patch feel friendly? Easy to merge.',
'You can tell it\'s a dogwood tree from its bark.',
'What did the wine say to the glass? “You make me complete!”',
'Why did the apostle bring string to church? To tie up loose ends.',
'I\'ve got an addiction to water, I think I\'m an aquaholic.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at hockey? A puck fish!',
'Why don\'t exercise bikes ever get tired? They keep spinning!',
'Why did the algorithm feel humble? Accepted input.',
'Why don\'t brushes ever feel tangled? They smooth things out!',
'Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!',
'I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.',
'Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!',
'What do you call a cat that loves measurements? A precise cat!',
'“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”',
'How many lips does a flower have? Tulips',
'Why did the software upgrade? To stay current.',
'What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a healer? A cure-er!',
'Why don\'t lich ever feel mortal? They\'re undead!',
'Why did the file go to therapy? It had too many corruptions.',
'Why did the commit feel sure? Tested changes.',
'Obfuscated Reality Mappers (ORMs) can be useful database tools.',
'How do you know if a German is watching TV? From the volume.',
'Fishermen are reel men.',
'What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador.',
'Why did the jellyfish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.',
'What did one plate say to the other? “Tonight, dinner’s on me.”',
'What do I look like? A JOKE MACHINE!?',
'Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK!',
'I got fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.',
'Why did the Japanese man get lost? He took a wrong turn at the sushi.',
'Why did the update make everyone smile? It fixed old bugs.',
'My housemate opened the fridge last night and threw a block of cheese at me. I said "That\'s mature."',
'Why did the chicken cross the road to get to KFC? Because it wanted to get some chicken.',
'I hate it when people ask me what I will be doing in 5 years time. Come on, I don\'t have 2020 vision.',
'Why was the tomato all red? Because it saw the salad dressing!',
'What do you call a dancing sand cat? A desert dancer!',
'Why was the email client polite? It always said regards.',
'Why did the database feel reliable? ACID compliant.',
'What do you call a gentle windstorm? A breeze!',
'Why did the printer get upset? Paper jam.',
'Why was the programming language happy? It compiled without errors.',
'Why did the gin feel blue? It was missing its tonic.',
'Why did the ice cream have a bad day? It had a meltdown.',
'Why did the vodka go to school? To raise its spirits.',
'Why was the function flexible? It accepted many arguments.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to compress? A squishing cat!',
'I\'m so good at fixing things, my motto is, "If it is broke, I\'ll still fix it."',
'Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of wine.',
'Why was the SSD fast? It had no moving parts.',
'Why did the repo feel active? Frequent merges.',
'I just got my doctor\'s test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.',
'Why was the basketball court wet? Because the players dribbled a lot.',
'Why don\'t bachelors like Git? They are afraid to commit.',
'Why was the 1GB file humble? It compressed itself.',
'What\'s the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance.',
'Why did the car get a ticket? It ran a red light.',
'Why did the pear go to therapy? It had too many issues!',
'Why did the array feel important? Indexed well.',
'Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.',
'Why don\'t helium supplements ever feel down? They always rise!',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting panned by critics? A Bomb.',
'Why did the sulfur feel smelly? It had a distinctive odor!',
'What’s the best way to raise a baby elephant? With a forklift.',
'Why was the constant so loyal? It never changed.',
'Why did the server feel safe? Firewalled properly.',
'Why did the airplane get grounded? It had a flat tire.',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a detective? A solve-er!',
'How do you describe a priest with a camera? A man of focus.',
'What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks!',
'Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, you\'re pretty repulsive yourself.',
'How do trains drink? They chug.',
'What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man.',
'Why did the database feel lean? No redundancy.',
'Why did the chicken go to school? To get to the other slide.',
'Why couldn\'t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.',
'Why did the drink go on a diet? It wanted to be less full-bodied.',
'Why was the pizza maker bad at baseball? He always had a soft toss.',
'I always have a take on everything. My wife calls my explanations dadsplaining.',
'Why did the stethoscope feel listening? It heard heartbeats!',
'Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, “When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.” “Oh yeah?” the son retorts. “Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.”',
'I would tell a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.',
'Why did the tomato turn red? It was trying to ketchup with the salad.',
'Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!',
'Why was the HTML tag confident? It was properly closed.',
'Why did the abiu feel creamy? It had creamy flesh!',
'Why was the program late? It encountered unexpected delays.',
'Why don’t we go drinking with gin? Because it always has to bring its tonic.',
'What has a shadow but no substance? A mirage.',
'What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird.',
'Why did the hamburger get fired from his job? He was a little under the grill.',
'Why did the lime go to the bar? To chase the tequila.',
'What do you call a dinosaur that works in an office? An office raptor!',
'Why did the build feel compact? Minified code.',
'Why was the API gateway secure? It verified everyone.',
'Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby.',
'How does a dinosaur get around the internet? With a Chrome Dino-sour!',
'What do you call a cat that loves to achieve? A winner cat!',
'Why don\'t beryllium supplements ever feel brittle? They\'re surprisingly strong!',
'Why did the bartender dislike the backpack? It was always getting loaded.',
'Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.',
'What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear!',
'Why did the beer give a pep talk? It wanted to lift spirits.',
'What has a beginning but no end? A journey.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at 20 questions? A guessing fish!',
'Why did the commit feel safe? Signed commits.',
'Why did the function feel sharp? Optimized performance.',
'Why did the Bosnian chicken join the band? It had the drumsticks.',
'Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.',
'What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.',
'Why did the Irish potato go to school? It wanted to be a bit smarter.',
'Who was the Bible’s best financier? Noah, he was floating his stock while everyone else was liquidating theirs.',
'What has an eye but can’t see? A hole in the sky.',
'Why is seven bigger than nine? Because seven ate nine.',
'What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.',
'Why did the AI feel proud? Good predictions.',
'Dogs can\'t operate MRI machines. But catscan.',
'How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.',
'How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!',
'Why don\'t portents ever feel accidental? They foretell events!',
'Why don’t eggs wear underwear? Because they prefer to use yolk support!',
'Why was the developer rich? They invested in Bitcoin.',
'What’s a robot’s favorite genre of music? Heavy metal!',
'Why did the rugby player get fired from his job? He kept tackling people.',
'Why did the brown crayon get fired? He was always getting fired up.',
'Why do shirts hate pants? Because the pants are always trying to get into their pants!',
'What has five toes and isn\'t your foot? My foot.',
'Why did the repo feel heavy? Large binaries.',
'Why did the server feel healthy? Low CPU usage.',
'What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.',
'A man was found today vacuum cleaning the top of nelsons column without any safety equipment. Police say he was Dyson with death.',
'Why did the cocktail get a job at the circus? It was a juggling drink.',
'My kids: 3 out of 5 stars, could have been a bit quieter.',
'While I was sleeping my friends decided to write math equations on me. You should have seen the expression on my face when I woke up.',
'Pirates go \'arg!\', computer pirates go \'argv!\'',
'Why did the gabiroba feel cerrado-like? It grew in the cerrado!',
'Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.',
'What do you call a lonely cheese? Provolone.',
'Why did the English cricket player go to the bank? To save his runs.',
'What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a forest? Stump.',
'Why did the bit feel special? It was set to 1.',
'What do you call a parrot that says "Squawk! Pieces of nine! Pieces of nine!"? A parrot-ey error.',
'Why did the belt go to prison? He held up a pair of pants!',
'What’s a physicist’s favorite food? Fission chips.',
'Why did the build feel proud? Zero defects.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to pioneer? An explorer pup!',
'Why did the CSS feel elegant? Clean layout.',
'Why did the programmer quit their job? They didn\'t get arrays.',
'Why did the Montenegrin potato smile? It saw the salad dressing.',
'Why was the disk space happy? It was free.',
'What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years? The letter M.',
'Why was the whiskey so mature? It was aged well.',
'Why did the acid go to school? To improve its basic skills.',
'Why did the code feel modern? Used latest syntax.',
'How does a cactus propose? With a prickly pear!',
'Why don’t we write with broken pencils on airplanes? It’s pointless.',
'How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour.',
'If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl.',
'What do you call a country that’s always trying to be friends with everyone? Canada.',
'A programmer walks into a foo...',
'I’m not afraid of heights, but I’m afraid of widths. I don’t want to fall sideways.',
'Sean Connery famously said he would leave The Bahamas and return to Scotland, if it ever gained independence. He must be shitting himself.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to dance? A boogie dog!',
'Why did the Portuguese sailor become a teacher? He had a lot of Portuguese.',
'Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married... The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was excellent.',
'This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.',
'Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!',
'Why don\'t niobium supplements ever feel brittle? They\'re incredibly tough!',
'What did the shovel say to the sand? “I really dig you!”',
'Why don\'t molybdenum supplements ever feel toxic? They help detox!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at solution therapy? An answer fish!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at bunny hops? A hopping fish!',
'What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me.',
'What do you call a fish that loves timing? A punctual fish!',
'Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero.',
'Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can\'t even.',
'I went to a seafood disco last night and pulled a muscle.',
'Why did the computer sneeze? Too many cookies.',
'What do you call a magic train? A locomotive!',
'If you play a Windows CD backwards, you\'ll hear satanic chanting ... worse still, if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.',
'What do you call a tennis match between a cat and a fish? Furr-set fish.',
'How do you greet a rich German? “Billion-tag!”',
'Why did the Slovenian cookie go to the doctor? It felt Slovenia.',
'What has a shadow but no substance? A shadow.',
'Why did the Canadian get a speeding ticket? He was driving too polite.',
'What did the hat say to the scarf? “You’ve always got my back.”',
'Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.',
'Why did the mobile app break up with the user? They had poor engagement.',
'Why was the laptop feeling down? It had a virus!',
'Why was the math book great at basketball? It had a lot of problems to solve on the court.',
'Why did the pomegranate feel seedy? It was full of seeds!',
'Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don\'t think they\'ll fit me.',
'What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!',
'Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?',
'Did you hear about the alcoholic ghost? He loved boos.',
'Why don\'t carpets ever feel sad? They always get swept off their feet!',
'Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up.',
'Why did the UI feel fast? Optimized rendering.',
'Why don\'t windows ever get dirty? They always have a clear view!',
'Why don’t ghosts like to drink alcohol? It goes right through them!',
'Why did the whiskey always come first? It was ahead in spirits.',
'6. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.',
'Why did the pastor go to the dentist? To work on his holy molars.',
'Why did the lettuce go to school? To get a little ahead.',
'What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hot air balloon? Pilot.',
'I went out with a girl called Simile, I don\'t know what I metaphor.',
'Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the other side.',
'Why did the ox heart feel bovine? It was named after oxen!',
'What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-humbug.',
'Why do socks make bad teachers? Because they get cold feet!',
'Why did the cajá feel mombin-like? It was a yellow mombin!',
'How do you know that the Earth has a lot of haters? Everyone talks behind its back!',
'What did the wine say to its date? “Are you ready to wine and dine?”',
'I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.',
'What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.',
'Why did the Australian get a speeding ticket? He was driving upside down.',
'Why did the HTML feel readable? Clear structure.',
'What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake!',
'So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "Give me some chap-stick... and put it on my bill"',
'What do you call a movie that’s always getting remakes? A Classic.',
'What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!',
'Why was 10 traumatized? He was in the middle of 9 11.',
'Why did the regex break up? It couldn\'t find the right match.',
'Why did the Swedish computer need glasses? It had bad sites.',
'I went to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn\'t find any.',
'Why was the firmware calm? It ran smoothly.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at sorry? A forgiving fish!',
'Why did the array go on a trip? To map new places.',
'Why don\'t harpies ever feel grounded? They\'re always flying!',
'How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it.',
'What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.',
'Why did the beer join a gym? It wanted to get less drafty.',
'What kind of man was Boaz before he married? Ruth-less.',
'Why was the Egyptian kid confused? His daddy was a mummy.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at mother may I? A polite fish!',
'The only thing that can survive a',
'I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.',
'Why was the debug log helpful? It told exactly what happened.',
'What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.',
'A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks... \'Can I join you?\'',
'Why did the taxi driver get fired? He kept taking people on detours.',
'Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.',
'Why did the programmer go broke? He used up all his cache',
'Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat!',
'Why did the Canadian hockey player bring string to the game? To tie the score.',
'Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse',
'What are the least expensive type of teeth? Buck teeth.',
'Why did the custard apple feel British? It was popular in British colonies!',
'Why did the patch feel quick? Applied fast.',
'How do you make an octopus laugh? With tentickles.',
'Why did the taxi driver get a medal? He drove a blind man to the right destination.',
'Why was the binary file mysterious? It was unreadable.',
'Why was the error message funny? It was a joke in disguise.',
'Why did the lemon go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling peel.',
'Why was the USB humble? It connected without fuss.',
'What has an eye but can’t see? An onion.',
'Why did the cocktail get a diploma? It was well-mixed.',
'Why did the server feel professional? Good SLA.',
'What\'s a lawyer\'s favourite drink? Subpoena colada.',
'Why don’t bananas like the ocean? Because they don’t like getting mushed by the sea!',
'Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.',
'Why did the CSS feel sharp? Crisp styling.',
'Why did the Ukrainian bell ring? It had good Kiev.',
'Where do boats go when they\'re sick? To the dock.',
'Why did the function feel flexible? Accepted optional arguments.',
'Why did the drink get a camera? It wanted to take shots.',
'Why was the designer always cold? Because they always used too much ice-olation.',
'Why did the JSON smile? Valid format.',
'What do you call a group of animals living together in a zoo? A collection of animals.',
'Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems!',
'What did one tectonic plate say while bumping into another? “My fault!”',
'What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory.',
'Why did the priest get glasses? To read the fine print of the Bible.',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a philosopher? A think-er!',
'Why was the loop efficient? It knew when to break.',
'Why did the code feel optimized? Low complexity.',
'Why did the cache feel lucky? Hit every time.',
'How does a dress feel when it’s tired? Worn out!',
'Why did the CSS selector feel powerful? It matched everything.',
'Why did the car apply for a job? It wanted to quit being a junker and start making some cash!',
'Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.',
'I had a quiet game of tennis today. There was no racket.',
'Why did the UI feel bright? Colorful palette.',
'Why did the function feel sharp? Efficient logic.',
'Why was the Wi-Fi fast? It had a strong signal.',
'Why did the server feel safe? Proper firewall.',
'What do you call a group of ladybugs praying? A beetle-gium!',
'Why did the french fries go to the doctor? They were feeling a little under the weather.',
'Why did the beer always meditate? It wanted to reach a state of brewvana.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to outdo? A competitive cat!',
'Why did the man never play hide and seek with mountains? Because the best ones always peak.',
'What day do eggs hate the most? Fry-day.',
'Who’s the patron saint of email? St. Francis of a CC.',
'It\'s time to rock around the Christmas tree.',
'What do you call a fish that loves flying? An aviation fish!',
'What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!',
'Why did the patch feel careful? No conflicts.',
'Why did the browser get hungry? It wanted cookies.',
'Pink Panthers to do list: To do To do To do, to do, to do To do, to doooo',
'I couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on. Then it clicked.',
'Why did the API feel responsive? Quick replies.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to exceed? An amazing pup!',
'Why don\'t seatbelts ever feel loose? They hold tight!',
'Why did the priest bring a ladder to church? To get to a higher power.',
'Why did the man throw a bucket out of the window? He wanted to see the waterfall.',
'Why was the CSS so stylish? It had great class.',
'Why are elephants wrinkled? Have you ever tried to iron one?',
'Why did the man stand behind the horse? He was hoping to get a kick out of it.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to fly? A jet cat!',
'Why don\'t psychic readings ever feel random? They reveal hidden truths!',
'People don\'t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.',
'Why did the commit feel transparent? Clear message.',
'Why was the OS polite? It handled requests gracefully.',
'My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.',
'Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal!',
'Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.',
'Why was the router feeling down? It was having a bad LAN line.',
'What do you call a dinosaur that works in an office? An office Raptor!',
'Why don\'t minotaurs ever get lost in mazes? They know the way!',
'Have you heard the conspiracy about Russian allotments. It\'s all just a communist plot.',
'Why was the repo famous? It had many stars.',
'What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot? A cursor!',
'Why did the HTML feel clean? Semantic tags.',
'Why was the Irish sandwich so talented? It was on a roll.',
'Why was the DNS happy? It could resolve everything.',
'What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? “Woopea!”',
'What do you call a cat that loves to enhance? An upgrading cat!',
'Why did the log feel balanced? Even info and debug.',
'Why did the backend go on vacation? It needed to get away from the frontend.',
'Why did the acai feel healthy? It was a superfood!',
'Why did the repo feel classic? Old commits.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at counseling? A therapy fish!',
'Why did the flour go to the doctor? It was feeling a little doughy.',
'Never criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes.',
'Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes.',
'Why don\'t cyclops ever need depth perception? They see clearly!',
'My tailor is happy to make a new pair of pants for me. Or sew it seams!',
'Why did the pastor’s wife go to art school? To draw near to God.',
'Why did the fever reducer feel cool? It lowered the temperature!',
'Ever wondered why bees hum? It\'s because they don\'t know the words.',
'Why was the process light? It used little memory.',
'Why did the cake go to the doctor? It was feeling a little under the weather.',
'What do you call a dancing porcupine? A needle dancer!',
'Why did the selenium feel antioxidant? It fought free radicals!',
'Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.',
'Why don’t socks like each other? They all want to be footloose and fancy free!',
'Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at scissors steps? A cutting fish!',
'Why did the grape go to the doctor? It was feeling a little sour.',
'Why did the highlighter feel bright? It emphasized everything!',
'Why don\'t skeletons fight each other? They don\'t have the guts.',
'Why did the pointer feel lost? It was null.',
'Why did the patch feel accurate? Targeted fix.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at classical steps? An orchestral fish!',
'What is the difference between a theoretical physicist and a mathematician? A theoretical physicist will tell you how the universe works, and a mathematician will tell you if it’s possible.',
'Why did the app get promoted? It had excellent performance reviews.',
'Why don\'t cesium supplements ever feel slow? They\'re highly reactive!',
'Why did the berkelium feel academic? It was named after Berkeley!',
'Why don\'t antioxidants ever feel old? They fight aging!',
'I\'m not as think as you drunk I am.',
'Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? The hip Doctor!',
'Why did the UI feel responsive? Mobile friendly.',
'What do you call a fish that loves signals? A traffic fish!',
'I\'m off to Nairobi in the Summer. Kenya believe it?',
'Why did the packet smile? It reached its destination.',
'Why do golfers carry extra pants? In case they get a hole in one!',
'Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it\'s tearable.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to descend? a diving cat!',
'A book just fell on my head. I\'ve only got myshelf to blame.',
'You can\'t trust atoms. They make up everything!',
'9. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn’t concentrate.',
'How to explain the movie Inception to a programmer? When you run a VM inside another VM, inside another VM ... everything runs real slow!',
'Why don\'t magical phenomena ever feel scientific? They defy natural laws!',
'I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.',
'Why did the repo feel organized? Good folder structure.',
'Why do scientists use helium in experiments? Because helium helps them reach higher conclusions!',
'Why was the tech book confident? It was well-written.',
'I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.',
'What do you call a dog that loves to decrease? A dwindling pup!',
'Why did the UI feel gentle? Smooth animations.',
'How does a whiskey advertise itself? “For high spirits!”',
'I don\'t get why bakers aren\'t wealthier. They make so much dough.',
'What kind of music does the Earth listen to? Rock n’ roll!',
'Why did the drink go to the doctor? It had a bad case of the shots.',
'What do you call a dancing lynx? A wild dancer!',
'What’s the difference between an American football referee and a computer? One is smart and has a lot of chips, the other is a piece of hardware.',
'What’s brown and sticky? A stick.',
'Why did the repo feel diverse? Many file types.',
'Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!',
'Why did the bandage feel secure? It held everything together!',
'3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out They couldn\'t find a table.',
'Why did the Luxembourg cookie go to school? To get a bit smarter.',
'Why don\'t doppelgangers ever feel unique? They copy others!',
'Why did the VPN go undercover? It loved secrecy.',
'The punchline often arrives before the set-up. Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?',
'Due to complaints, Hawaii passed a law where you\'re not allowed to laugh above a certain decibel. You can only use a low ha.',
'What day do potatoes hate? Fry-day!',
'Slept like a log last night ... woke up in the fireplace.',
'What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop.',
'What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead, I\'ll give these two a lift.',
'Why did the grape get arrested? It was involved in a wine scheme!',
'Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.',
'Why did the computer keep sneezing? It had a virus.',
'Why did the banana get a speeding ticket? Because it was peeling out.',
'What is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels',
'Why did the function feel logical? Clear parameters.',
'Why did the French footballer bring a sketchbook? To draw the match.',
'Why are frogs always so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.',
'Why did the log feel accurate? Exact timestamps.',
'What’s a physicist’s favorite amusement park ride? The particle accelerator.',
'Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!',
'Why did the developer refuse nature? He didn\'t want to handle trees.',
'How come there is not obfuscated Perl contest? Because everyone would win.',
'Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!',
'Why is Irish whiskey triple distilled? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure.',
'Why don\'t nose sprays ever feel congested? They clear everything!',
'Why don\'t gut feelings ever feel cerebral? They come from intuition!',
'What do you call a fish with two knees? A "two-knee" fish.',
'Why did the boat sink? It hit a whale.',
'Why don\'t boats ever feel seasick? They ride the waves!',
'What do spiders and baseball players have in common? They both catch flies!',
'Why was the deployment fast? It used containers.',
'Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately, yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!',
'Why did the Scottish farmer bring his cow inside? He wanted milk and cookies.',
'Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”',
'What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe? Narnia business!',
'For all American Dads, this is all you need today.',
'What do you call a cow that\'s also a artist? A moo-ral painter!',
'Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? Because he was a fungi.',
'How do Russians keep their citrus fresh? Moscow in the fridge.',
'What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bathtub? Bubbles.',
'What has ears but doesn’t hear? The sound of the unknown.',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at botany? A plant fish!',
'What do you call a group of spiders that are always catching flies? A helpful bunch!',
'Why did the CPU feel warm? Heavy load.',
'What do you call a group of butterflies that are always flying away? A fleeting moment!',
'What do you call a dog that loves health? A wellness pup!',
'Why don’t dinosaurs use computers? They’re already extinct!',
'What do you call a cat that loves cycling? A pedaling cat!',
'Why did the hafnium feel refractory? It resisted high heat!',
'What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.',
'Why did the donut go to the calendar factory? It wanted its days to be filled.',
'Why do hot dogs wear watches? They want to be frank with their time.',
'Why did the dev avoid elevators? They didn\'t like up and down cycles.',
'Why did the laptop join a band? It wanted to improve its sound card.',
'Why did the commit feel proud? Fixed big bug.',
'What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.',
'Why did the Venezuelan ball keep bouncing? It was full of salsa.',
'Why did the tech support agent stay calm? They had seen it all before.',
'What\'s orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.',
'Why was the framework so supportive? It had a great community.',
'How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.',
'Why don\'t shadows ever feel bright? They block light!',
'I wish I was adenine, so I could get paired up with “u” (uracil).',
'What do you call a scary deer? A cariboo!',
'Why did the bug get invited to parties? It was persistent.',
'Why can\'t bicycles stand on their own? They are two tired',
'Why was the command line flexible? It handled many options.',
'Why did the patch feel urgent? Critical issue.',
'Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, \'Are you ill?\' The second byte replies, \'No, just feeling a bit off.\'',
'Why did the HTML feel polite? Used alt tags.',
'Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!',
'What\'s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.',
'What does an elephant mom say to her children every morning? “I love each and ivory one of you!”',
'Why did the man tiptoe by the medicine cabinet? He didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.',
'Why didn\'t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice.',
'Why did the bartender study the stars? He was into astrolo-gin.',
'What do you call a cat that loves seeing? A visual cat!',
'Why did the burger break up with the sandwich? It felt too pressured to ketchup.',
'Why don\'t beds ever get tired? They rest all day!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at badminton? A shuttle fish!',
'How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together and then takes a snowmobile to work!',
'What do you call a fish that\'s good at scrabble? A word fish!',
'Why did the bit get promoted? Because it was outstanding in its field.',
'What do you call a dancing bobcat? A prowl dancer!',
'How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!',
'Why did the HTML feel tidy? Properly indented.',
'What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog.',
'Why did the commit feel safe? Code review approved.',
'Why does the moon shine at night? It’s moonlighting!',
'Why did the man leave his job at the calendar factory? He took a day off.',
'Why did the peach get into a fight? Because it was feeling a little plum.',
'What do you call a fish that loves stargazing? An astro fish!',
'In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.',
'To understand recursion you must first understand recursion.',
'Why was the debugger calm? It broke only when needed.',
'Why was the commit organized? It made sense.',
'I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it\'s just a bug that\'s going around.',
'Why did the function feel timeless? Always useful.',
'What do you call a group of bees that are always getting lost? A honey-confused!',
'What do you call a cat that loves documents? A paper cat!',
'What do you call a physicist who is always getting into trouble? A mad scientist.',
'Why did the date feel sweet? It was naturally sugary!',
'Why did the plutonium feel explosive? It was used in bombs!',
'Why did the sock go to the dance? To have a ball!',
'Why was the binary happy? It was feeling positive.',
'Why did the pepper get promoted? It was seasoned.',
'Why did the cucumber get a promotion? It was always in a pickle but came out crisp and fresh.',
'Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Programmer: The glass is twice as large as necessary.',
'What do you call a cat that loves to lessen? A decreasing cat!',
'Why can\'t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.',
'What do you call a pig that\'s also a thief? A ham-burglar!',
'Why was the array organized? It kept things in order.',
'I\'m on a whiskey diet. I\'ve lost three days already.',
'Why did the packet hurry? Low latency.',
'Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.',
'My wife told me she didn\'t understand cloning. I told her, "That makes two of us."',
'Why did the rum always carry an umbrella? It loved the high seas.',
'I smile because I\'m your dad, but I laugh because there\'s nothing you can do about it!',
'I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie. Man, they really grilled me.',
'Why was the test coverage high? It tested all code paths.',
'Why did the vodka break up with water? It wanted someone stronger.',
'Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.',
'What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? “You’re too young to smoke!”',
'Why did the car get a medal? It was outstanding in its field.'
]
def get_joke():
return random.choice(joke_list)
우선 RSA는 $m$을 추측하기 어렵지만, 이 문제에서는 평문 후보가 한정된 관계로 다르게 접근해야한다.
- 후보 jokes를 $m$ 으로 바꾼다.
- 각 후보에 대해 $m^e mod N$을 계산해 서버가 준 $c$와 비교한다.
RSA 개인키를 알 필요도 없고, 수학적 공격조차 필요없이 Dictionary attack으로 솔브할 수 있다.
Exploitation
from pwn import *
import re
from jokes import joke_list
context.log_level = 'debug'
def h2i(s):
s = s.strip()
return int(s, 16) if s.startswith(("0x","0X")) else int(s)
def find_plaintext(N, e, c):
for j in joke_list:
m = int.from_bytes(j.encode(), 'big')
if m < N and pow(m, e, N) == c:
return j
return None
def recv_until_regex(p, pattern, timeout=10):
pat = re.compile(pattern)
while True:
line = p.recvline(timeout=timeout)
if not line:
raise EOFError("EOF")
s = line.decode(errors='ignore').strip()
if pat.search(s):
return s
def main():
p = remote('주소블라인드', 포트블라인드)
correct = 0
while True:
try:
_ = recv_until_regex(p, r'Challenge\s*\d+')
# N, e, c
n_line = recv_until_regex(p, r'\bN\s*=')
e_line = recv_until_regex(p, r'\be\s*=')
c_line = recv_until_regex(p, r'Encrypted message:')
mN = re.search(r'N\s*=\s*(0x[0-9a-fA-F]+|\d+)', n_line); N = h2i(mN.group(1))
me = re.search(r'e\s*=\s*(0x[0-9a-fA-F]+|\d+)', e_line); e = h2i(me.group(1))
mc = re.search(r'Encrypted message:\s*(0x[0-9a-fA-F]+|\d+)', c_line); c = h2i(mc.group(1))
p.recvuntil(b"Enter the decrypted message:", timeout=10)
pt = find_plaintext(N, e, c)
if pt is None:
log.error("후보 x")
p.sendline(b'')
break
p.sendline(pt.encode())
res = p.recvline(timeout=1)
if res:
msg = res.decode(errors='ignore').strip()
log.info(msg)
if "Correct" in msg:
correct += 1
elif "Wrong" in msg:
break
else:
break
except EOFError:
break
try:
while True:
line = p.recvline(timeout=1)
if not line: break
print(line.decode(errors='ignore').rstrip())
except EOFError:
pass
p.close()
if __name__ == "__main__":
main()
서버에서 $N, e, c$ 받고, jokes 전수 검사해서 맞는 평문 찾고, 서버에 전송
pwn@meow:~/ctftemp$ python3 -u "/home/pwn/ctftemp/CRYPT/ex.py"
[+] Opening connection to 주소블라인드 on port 포트블라인드: Done
[DEBUG] Received 0x377 bytes:
b'\n'
b'=== Challenge 1/10 ===\n'
b'N = 0xb2be733ba0b5fb8b9aa3b686d1322ce495cd290b759f1e402225c6644c3d71d20aadf79b9ce0036d8c383a94c427f614cf6371e19f1d6b32a2d8a4725a0fe40f21a67a6081d8b5809035ee21bc51805be4ff9e5bac0660c4658d2cb06101af46053bfc816931f0c4c81e9815117e3773214fc0bb5d5e68ea031fae282cb10791\n'
b'e = 0x92b4916711a25bf218d031220187a7279e9c66d05563a8db80aeb2a271dd250e58822c224ec8f45f6e0f01458ecee477c101612cfa877d56239a0ea79f61f9a68526a5323c35a58eead7fe6aab7584bac2f91fdcf097a6f24bca5cc8f7bb84dfe8404119a4493545d196c946c3f8126ed82c4f6fa031072a287c1cb9087aec91\n'
b'Encrypted message: 0x7d71169c2808ad4a0998ec5e68f4403240ec6305850da579f4afc96c54fc771066ea14c9a7f659a14b6f05a75b2d093a164e8e5071ca24caebc34aac4d10035ff6196f6537c9dfe8401a3679259671f701a3b6ca688772f99d22706a3c066b7a5bd7f6363eb750fcfaf27f2ad6443c07fdd91f9efc64607ef6fd79a91fccd33d\n'
b'Can you decrypt this message?\n'
b'Enter the decrypted message: '
[DEBUG] Sent 0x56 bytes:
b'Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? Samson because he brought the house down.\n'
[DEBUG] Received 0x380 bytes:
b'Correct!\n'
b'\n'
b'=== Challenge 2/10 ===\n'
b'N = 0x4a6113d47c5f50dd79cb91e7201a958181b18a40c480cec27f1aab8091d42d0c3184764c654f8b52e36ff9e540de377a56a100bc67e511ba7a2ce7f66775f3afb85a96dadac8954d930e094c64e11a5e388d98ecd0e81c807d52a26268dd617f4156be7dea148343f1954c3b04a2068b5f94df67b2c8828ca37fb076b1662583\n'
b'e = 0x2205d40ad709c8ad68ed891a5b69d5a7255e97a685062831f590c8260756677315d6ce9a4c5b797533a500d944697caa1b0690c5742b1aab85e78fbefa5b11ca98939560eea4c0bc86af299430d78cbc16880e5044ce7e5600e39dc952cf55bdeac2b3e91288ce8f16d544c9e9880dc4ab4e8ac2b8ed6b8ad144441df17d9f19\n'
b'Encrypted message: 0x199342b0cef6014f6aeb153b838661aefe3108f183762b61e557fb0d8e453a2ccc5323f3495c5a46ab39f338fd3411064374d685132ae12be09a8812621ff52767a89503b10233fd17716b5d5d4df7f5ef280550a058e24b7fa9c49705f323e11964423d2ccdc87b62de1ba58f90ae7465dcba2a23cb801c51845da08acf117f\n'
b'Can you decrypt this message?\n'
b'Enter the decrypted message: '
[*] Correct!
[DEBUG] Sent 0x39 bytes:
b"What do you call a cow that's also a teacher? A moo-tor!\n"
[DEBUG] Received 0x380 bytes:
b'Correct!\n'
b'\n'
b'=== Challenge 3/10 ===\n'
b'N = 0x7a24677e3031c1eae132ef403a39269b2c9205744b7fff9ac9f6732a96f329c35774469735f28c305637d7d6d98c13dd8c382845fbd1c0e6468f51794517672da85fdf8c466bc274c16fc45a139f1b6d7e834241cbacfc5a61e9ef1f934c0db45cfb82862b17dcd2109cda8104c7315999c3c245d312706ff1be756c5fec05f9\n'
b'e = 0x187416949659fc6268404f968ff3b927aa040f1bf7c4510e981aa739df2e3d9d71a85a96e35de94d9fd064c9061ed62edbed762eb4f294ee309debc8cefba0581323c737f6355a3285128c8bf5cf92ae2044a7138f2b527c2e01a5209dfe1ac3a7a3c72302a070f66d1e71dada834ca525f3e04efabc03ff7dfa05dd03bbb9d3\n'
b'Encrypted message: 0x60b4e32f8a3d7ef7ad7848c4679262c6d0c434b0d679ae82d2d8f31e60f8d877528a58982fdc36c4ef3940b6e5ebb19a223c403dc412e0f1444fe13b3e2c428afac8ac9eeff82aef6d63b3c8ba553920b7a6f4147603813186b0d1dabf81a2f533b168ac62c3db1a960febdcb68e893b4106f09ffd1ed830948f4adddff08bda\n'
b'Can you decrypt this message?\n'
b'Enter the decrypted message: '
[*] Correct!
[DEBUG] Sent 0x45 bytes:
b'Why did the English cricket player go to the bank? To save his runs.\n'
[DEBUG] Received 0x37e bytes:
b'Correct!\n'
b'\n'
b'=== Challenge 4/10 ===\n'
b'N = 0x688c847689369f62bcf20a8f6bba94a7f2b736467724f84322829af482c588c12203ccb716dc2e8754efe998cab192e31a7091952bead156f07c4cf7af980ae200be7800cd01e6a99943ebf919994bb0ca93acf59a1343749e8f5c9d4b0c5fe1941e971eed42afecd6ac3fc85b1e2630f59dcf0633eef2fee31b4faec78ccc19\n'
b'e = 0x7efc9f142a2a3fa444531b37f50af23ab7afe0171b92056d10c7bddb132da743a50cf0dbda682a6f3557458478fcce0f3f483cfebc6102665481564ea4cb206ce4590b428bf6519d53d48f259d52f8c38072a3b4bdfd96301b3fc2c8fa43b47b4e5632be1b135ce12959be63ee36c2a382251ec9f612f6399e9a359e5f5cdf1\n'
b'Encrypted message: 0x46d450846779515bde3bfb957b7ed5bc2f47ce043e992df27ab42f15a4131502bd55bc8657193b1d29eb6518c4e3851dca10ff79aa0f46955960f722f058ebd40ee6c60ce77bcfd996c4313a055728fa3b54ebbe6ca4e3240df0e4bf1720ceb1c181ed35a21ed70a9e875e62524a07fcd82143e5c97ad0372cf9e8c72be6e1b\n'
b'Can you decrypt this message?\n'
b'Enter the decrypted message: '
[*] Correct!
[DEBUG] Sent 0x3e bytes:
b'What do you call a cat that loves to discover? A curious cat!\n'
[DEBUG] Received 0x380 bytes:
b'Correct!\n'
b'\n'
b'=== Challenge 5/10 ===\n'
b'N = 0xd1ee682cc8179f9ed03100774f8c775763aaa800c4551529a8f2691f127babfb033f2836727bb333d045849ed6d1742cd2c3f6ea1dd6e728abb123062eb4dcd1743730fb346db8e51e368a1104088265dfcb94375d6164b71ae9e6741a4531e20e01d7e268e81166a01b71dbfe85fbe7421ac26e81622ff9cd5f7a5c05d1f3bb\n'
b'e = 0x50acbb225cf911b8074934d80526ef02311f8f5d18dc2f91417fb136cb16134f94ec38b8eef2710cdfb25d95c70ae6d05272ddf3b5985cd40455c54d66db291372e74d15e520d1787f6952e113eebf82be0a055e44b80149b27fa53fbe834318f776b6f5aacad9191988fc64832f6790b21bb819ab73ce7ea70554492c726efd\n'
b'Encrypted message: 0x777b31f7c651605d31ee466dd5c174e92a35166d05d6585d35d844230f48a6e2a2bb4ff81cfc21fb9c00e6f43e79c40c7881903a0aa2251ef06c1a2014e8cce45f417b4d0b8ebc81aec568eb060eac88839001ef4d44e85ca2b97b76eeb4cbccb5a8bd074035839f532f8ac48300de21fce21220bd7abe6dcb53f82d1f8964b2\n'
b'Can you decrypt this message?\n'
b'Enter the decrypted message: '
[*] Correct!
[DEBUG] Sent 0x3a bytes:
b'What do you call a cat that loves first aid? A medic cat!\n'
[DEBUG] Received 0x380 bytes:
b'Correct!\n'
b'\n'
b'=== Challenge 6/10 ===\n'
b'N = 0xc3e08cf475c640ef79fa9272de2d03a6c2e2273a265f8743a0d3aeeee118b384647ceed3f03b8af72c1548e6761c6fac8558d9136e459a666f746fb7021b6b14c5f84dafa1050b5cff076e5ed9f93024aa76a4439a63cbf535bbf9bc3bd2ba30da6cfc0fd7ff9bbf0e8601064bec359337ca17cce92819e65ada50b347a5f209\n'
b'e = 0x127bbd186e8bb7d83683952fff01fed8d462e3580435c19f082bcf59fa0ba70ccdd5335d25b711933f165977c135bf42e886780fa2def0a4fdec6d95a682f4c9018b0edacc5fdbf8db73573772627caa482df0e95c7ff939ef2783aed3ad0e519660bdee567ce01a71ff1514f4dce8fa00d73552d539ee5e1911ca90a462afa3\n'
b'Encrypted message: 0x763dfebe07d47ca8f2a33eab39569704c536989074c91454ab5b9a017c816bdfbc46086c1ac9b926c63201f5ce05eafb7eb6b416ebc6c30e5a6da67864a05db53905ec5d1c1363ae555d71a2a6bdfd07e661c06fcb5cc15e3e1e26c2b7cef2c53733c4f805961d94c4eee3386ba9f28db5f30e998210cdf92392a24fa4c9f250\n'
b'Can you decrypt this message?\n'
b'Enter the decrypted message: '
[*] Correct!
[DEBUG] Sent 0x3d bytes:
b'Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer so long!\n'
[DEBUG] Received 0x380 bytes:
b'Correct!\n'
b'\n'
b'=== Challenge 7/10 ===\n'
b'N = 0xae454ce35db9bed6e8c97b32a60a8370f437cd9a455d36a97960075e741f8f7c1344e6a987fe2529015cfe193ee3e8630fd5e4390edfe118f11fba28dd36285d97ef51d71c989242ee4e3f577bc792144757714ffe53bdeb3c2692765939e55a4f7fbe3287ae222e0f67c355683bf3e39cf3abc929342937258393d86fc37a71\n'
b'e = 0x849a57ce86a57de4e112474cf3c2e6bf01d59d2ff83644cfecbef8d15d14af5e6a6a1300e7babd59fcc5f4316805e836433f1496a1634d3afaadddbd695ff7cd90f91e847c9856baebfa547a5cb82fadaa8b0101d85f051a4376cafc953b1136c84580cf95f4248eb1a4aab8c5225b1f485887e0536fccf5f9cf910b8122f725\n'
b'Encrypted message: 0xac87f4a1e2f1e6a11fef4c5787c0351830e513244a0c1861a4f35026c51a64afc4aa74dddbbabab5cf90f422306ca7269a41b27884315f44e6007eea675a8ebe4de52235e01332799269fecd57fccfe4e8b0b1b2bb69a157df08abe938bd675c5ddaa26c85ce767770e1e9ab1780cce1f31e711bea42db2914e0e7abcb656204\n'
b'Can you decrypt this message?\n'
b'Enter the decrypted message: '
[*] Correct!
[DEBUG] Sent 0x33 bytes:
b'What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grrrrrainnnnnssss.\n'
[DEBUG] Received 0x380 bytes:
b'Correct!\n'
b'\n'
b'=== Challenge 8/10 ===\n'
b'N = 0x8d9a4537c46416d3a88e249fc3f56f96ac9de70dba6271a36a213766c1f4dc4ade5031b58a0f7802bad01951e28641698aef06390dddb4e247528b6a0357d1c6e5830f51f75fd92796d527eff102ffe30f4f110b8a8aaa3243ea5b0533d0f57e7b58997032133b6ed32fb6b5a30fa075bfb0c6d3bf254b921f399eba7cd1586d\n'
b'e = 0x2c381b3ec74be9466a705742f26a3d10f0a2f317c556b70a81ed83cab00f3e20dfc4150e3de2fe7c706aa3b7210d45d70d73607ed57e8342f2b0ae95fbdcc40d30d75853f3ea9622d98df58eb5b3aecf6e20d33d39bf005761adff21c769d4a7cbd86fa877f386348045247fb904528df51968644fd04f0faade72fe3a150e33\n'
b'Encrypted message: 0x3a8512e8540850fc5fd4c10f2ad7de36a92bc1e8f3d82c617ceb090556d7e7128774eb6aa19fa3ae66ae944ff4a2274e01f780f3fbe43f8f4c13166c5782f00a05b00ca0f96026e2c91f7eadd8a620977e74d129434999c0b5c7608b540145fe283e8edef018257cb7bc2443ece04409eb0ab5b0742f77df2f675bef9fc3f788\n'
b'Can you decrypt this message?\n'
b'Enter the decrypted message: '
[*] Correct!
[DEBUG] Sent 0x34 bytes:
b'Why did the email blush? Someone clicked reply all.\n'
[DEBUG] Received 0x380 bytes:
b'Correct!\n'
b'\n'
b'=== Challenge 9/10 ===\n'
b'N = 0x854db73a9ad7c5a7d5c81f43e977a0648e4d49825fcff1331d734748e6390847b2db739cc0444196c7cbd4f6a231b7645c3b144975aa2962d1baba4ecd80d38e2552664214507c16559af881ca5cd39173562abeb9025bf999c5e2c645b7865db459e46ec72033d40623ed48475aa34ef141a4ffb69c53d0c2fcdd28affaf4b5\n'
b'e = 0x1f556c92d674b1759aa8e769ae735b3a01ea3c1f4767aeb4bce08c37a27f6f94f4e706498a68da9c2284dd439867b166fa2d42e4e13fac27d3adf1798d791978a73753e23593a035fbffa3a3580e5997726cc80cbe7b1409d5c4c809924c19e1ad5a035b92da5cae923697a23b74768998bccfa299e911866a3c6bed30008043\n'
b'Encrypted message: 0x62fbe43318ecd4e20eb8fcfbe6e3f26562f66a52eaaefdb906d6c728e64d4faae0bde5cbfdba9e2cac22ee3c797003311516fc2baa95dd9ec937ff31235e0fc82128bd747de1c1e790240669adc2e5fbdb049ec2c7e20f07d62105b7a884e3224115679d9a7a3e91a20a417446b8acf2bd8a7c4e2af91e3e8c9b1cb52a7af38b\n'
b'Can you decrypt this message?\n'
b'Enter the decrypted message: '
[*] Correct!
[DEBUG] Sent 0x39 bytes:
b"Why don't specters ever feel solid? They're transparent!\n"
[DEBUG] Received 0x380 bytes:
b'Correct!\n'
b'\n'
b'=== Challenge 10/10 ===\n'
b'N = 0x9d32f8c800d8a60a0d9bab1b50e00ee741f5279f7249c6004d9df0a6063ba04a9e4b78a124d2cb2b86d99bf0bc560ec7b1f9d05f219632b750ce0c24a1abb5b9a4baa5f67ba1bffa8b23dba80a69406340577e623a2f427b4078765ca2d024ce972d3de987940cdf0fb9e25ec4084704101942de903fecad5198d5c6e4b661b9\n'
b'e = 0x981e076fd97cf30e744c2fb9888cd57a36bdff04298d11da21f029582be3cc91eceba96bc331666bb78b63a930750750834c87a08279cc30a2d8e316787eb43f462084b7d8ab2933cb4e5555d1bf2d3845e2de60578898d919d59cc36a71073b49024bdbbcba1ab603218fdda6babc64ea642395dec122a9b25d3f162a9d21e9\n'
b'Encrypted message: 0xa225fc9c9acb9f77fc0f7c0ed50d3a3b449c9c80fc49d720ea1140af847c280ded2f4b18da9564bd3a2adf64b30dc2e58d16c2540d8de6eb90fbb64f6931fa31d1e59a070922768137ea8314b00cf2357f629856002979780b107a229e19f7f57a3321a85e035cc15e6d9c28587a959036888d2bf5dcdc2330c9102daa0d067\n'
b'Can you decrypt this message?\n'
b'Enter the decrypted message: '
[*] Correct!
[DEBUG] Sent 0x2c bytes:
b'Why did the HTML feel polished? Valid tags.\n'
[DEBUG] Received 0xca bytes:
00000000 43 6f 72 72 65 63 74 21 0a 0a f0 9f 8e 89 20 43 │Corr│ect!│····│·· C│
00000010 6f 6e 67 72 61 74 75 6c 61 74 69 6f 6e 73 21 20 │ongr│atul│atio│ns! │
00000020 59 6f 75 20 73 6f 6c 76 65 64 20 61 6c 6c 20 31 │You │solv│ed a│ll 1│
00000030 30 20 63 68 61 6c 6c 65 6e 67 65 73 21 0a 48 65 │0 ch│alle│nges│!·He│
00000040 72 65 27 73 20 79 6f 75 72 20 66 6c 61 67 3a 20 │re's│ you│r fl│ag: │
00000050 63 63 65 32 30 32 35 7b 34 34 39 64 39 35 62 31 │cce2│025{│449d│95b1│
00000060 37 61 65 61 33 35 64 64 61 32 63 65 63 31 37 65 │7aea│35dd│a2ce│c17e│
00000070 31 37 63 64 35 63 39 66 64 36 32 39 61 30 64 64 │17cd│5c9f│d629│a0dd│
00000080 64 36 37 32 38 61 61 38 36 37 66 64 31 63 37 38 │d672│8aa8│67fd│1c78│
00000090 35 62 32 62 34 33 61 32 65 64 61 34 64 61 66 39 │5b2b│43a2│eda4│daf9│
000000a0 61 34 30 33 34 39 62 39 63 63 31 66 37 38 37 33 │a403│49b9│cc1f│7873│
000000b0 38 39 39 32 38 33 39 35 36 63 63 34 31 33 61 62 │8992│8395│6cc4│13ab│
000000c0 37 36 34 65 30 36 30 39 7d 0a │764e│0609│}·│
000000ca
[*] Correct!
[*] Closed connection to 주소블라인드 port 포트블라인드
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